When you calculate how much you spend buying food in a month just because you don’t want to cook
I don’t believe my eyes
This is how you struggle to eat indomie for the tenth night in a row
God deliver me from this affliction
How you show up at your friend’s house who likes to cook every weekend
Surprise! It’s me again, what’s for lunch?
Everyone at the food place near your house knows your name, surname and birthday
Customer!!!
You parent’s are tired of you showing up every weekend to beg for homemade food
There’s just nothing like your mum’s jollof rice
This is you on the rare occasion that you have to cook
Why do bad things happen to good people
And it’s not as if you don’t know how to cook o you just don’t understand why it has to be so stressful
The stress
You’ve not refilled your gas cooker in 3 years because the only thing you use it to cook is indomie
At least you are saving money there
How you feel when you get into a relationship with someone who loves to cook
The Lord is good
You’ll rather soak garri for breakfast, lunch and dinner than enter the kitchen to cook
Garri never killed anybody
How you feel when you manage to boil rice once a month
Nobody talk to me, please
This is what your fridge always looks like
You don’t even have stew
When your friends come over and ask you what you have to offer
Will you like indomie or indomie?
While you don’t like to cook we know you love to eat. So how do you feel about jollof rice?
