7 Downright Nasty Things Nigerian Men Say Just To Get You In Bed

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1. ‘Let me put just the tip’

No wait, what the hell does that even mean bro?

2. ‘I’ll enter but I won’t move’

Which style is this one?

3. ‘I swear, I won’t release inside you’

Oga, you won’t be doing anything inside me today.

4. ‘Let’s off cloth and be looking at each other’

I’m about to lose my shit.

5. When you tell him you’re a virgin and he says he won’t penetrate

Stop yarning dust.

6. You, when he says ‘I just want us to really connect’

Please connect your face with the wall.

7. When you’re tired and he’s like ‘Just lie down, I’ll do all the work’

But can you hear yourself talk?