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  • 15 of the Funniest Naija Music Industry Math Tweets

    It didn’t take long for the music industry to join the girl math vs boy math trend. As women and men were opening up about the excessive and embarrassing things they do, the Naija music industry was giving its own accurate references.

    We’ve compiled some of the most relatable music industry math” takes we saw on the X (formerly Twitter) app.

    This isn’t Christlike

    Throw yourself a party and act surprised

    Na artist dey do artist

    This bro needs to learn the music biz

    *On colos, on colos

    We’re not impressed

    It’s all business

    Banger boy or hater?

    Lmaooo

    https://twitter.com/flying360_/status/1707005772360503577?t=gNlSKN3GqWXz0Qhbx5arXA&s=19

    ALSO READ: 30 of the Dumbest Things Nigerians Did As Kids

    Hmm.. sounds familiar

    Laughs in high art

    Tomato tomato

    If we start calling names…

    No one ever said this, but agenda must *agend

    Allow

    Where will you be when the biggest meat festival is going down at Burning Ram? Do your quick math now and sign up here to know when tickets drop.

    Tomide Marv

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  • QUIZ: Only OG Nigerians Can Identify These Products From Their Brand Names

    Do you think you could recognize these products from just their brand names? Take the quiz:

    Miriam Onyemenam

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  • QUIZ: Only True Nigerians Can Guess If These Native Names Are Real Or Made Up

    Can you tell if these Nigerian native names are real or made up? Take the quiz:

    Miriam Onyemenam

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  • QUIZ: What Would You Scatter If You Were The Nigerian Government?

    Is it the educational system or the economy? Take the quiz:

    Miriam Onyemenam

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  • QUIZ: How Well Do You Know Nigeria?

    Take this quiz to prove how much you actually know about Naija:

    Miriam Onyemenam

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  • 3 Rubbish Ways Hidden Roads Are “Fixed” In Nigeria

    The road from Mile 12 all the way to Oshodi is currently being fixed. You might look at this and think that it’s great that the government is finally doing something about bad roads in the country but it’s a lie. They’re only working on the ones you can see. Let me tell you about what happens when it comes to fixing hidden roads that have practically become craters.

    1) With cement bags full of sand:

    You’ll see workers gather at the “crater site” like actual work is about to be done, and for a moment, you’ll feel relief. Then you’ll see the cement bags full of sand being delivered and it dawns on you that history is about to repeat itself. They’re about to stack cement bags until the pothole is covered-ish. After being driven over for a few weeks, the bags will scatter and the road will be back to how it was in no time.

    2) With just sand:

    Person 1: What the hell are they doing?

    Person 2 (straight-faced): Fixing the road.

    Workers: *Shoveling insane levels of sand everywhere like they’re the cast of Pretty Little Liars in every episode getting rid of yet another body.*

    FOUR HOURS LATER AFTER A 5 MINUTE RAINFALL

    The End

    3) With gravel:

    Oh, you read that right. Fucking gravel. There’s a road that goes from Iyana Itire to Isolo market that’s so damaged now that it’s actually just one giant crater. The people who live there (and those of us who have to pass the road daily) cried out for years for that road to be fixed. Last year, the douche who was contesting for local government chairman promised to fix it if he was re-elected. When he was re-elected, this idiot poured gravel everywhere, ensuring that the tyres of any vehicle that passes that road daily would require regular checkups/changing.

    I just…can’t even anymore. 😒

    Astor George

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  • 1. ‘Let me put just the tip’

    No wait, what the hell does that even mean bro?

    2. ‘I’ll enter but I won’t move’

    Which style is this one?

    3. ‘I swear, I won’t release inside you’

    Oga, you won’t be doing anything inside me today.

    4. ‘Let’s off cloth and be looking at each other’

    I’m about to lose my shit.

    5. When you tell him you’re a virgin and he says he won’t penetrate

    Stop yarning dust.

    6. You, when he says ‘I just want us to really connect’

    Please connect your face with the wall.

    7. When you’re tired and he’s like ‘Just lie down, I’ll do all the work’

    But can you hear yourself talk?

    Shola

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  • Nigerians Hilariously React To Reverend Adeboye’s Marriage Advice
    Yesterday we gave you the gist on Pastor Adeboye’s advice to young men on their choice of wives, and trust Nigerians to have a  serious debate on the topic.

    Nigerian Twitter was on fire with reactions, and we compiled the funniest tweets for you, you’re welcome!

    Since some ladies disagreed with Daddy G.O, someone predicted what their relationship status would be in two years:

    https://twitter.com/Prosquid/status/760489470735122432

    Some guys want to start using this advice as an excuse to break up with their girlfriends.

    This person that wanted to know the real ingredient in successful marriages. Wait, what is ‘Hawt Secks’ sef?

    Feminist Twitter took several hits in the holy battle.

    Seriously,what does Feminism have to do with cooking though?

    Some believe broke men shouldn’t even chook mouth in the matter.

    https://twitter.com/Fayo_funmi/status/760580610737995776

    Someone said its Daddy G.O’s coat that was causing trouble.

    How some couples be after watching Reverend Adeboye’s video.

    This is spicy wahala!

    Some actually believe cooking will help keep their men.

    https://twitter.com/Teniwadess/status/760739518324568064

    But we know these men can be slippery.

    And according to Daddy G.O, prayer is kuku the real key.

    https://twitter.com/TobiWilliams/status/760493365909721089

    Please how did Edible Catering enter this Holy Talk?

    But is cooking really the most important ingredient in a marriage?

    When your cooking skills can’t help you in real life.

    Shola

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  • QUIZ: Which Naija Music Superstar Are You?
    The Soundcity Urban Blast Festival is coming up! And with a heavy musical line up including Iyanya, Kiss Daniel, Davido, Victoria Kimani, Reminisce and others, Zikoko is offering 10 people a chance to win one ticket each to the festival. It’s simple. Take the quiz below, share your results on Facebook or Twitter and you will be automatically entered into the ticket draw. Winners will be selected at random and contacted. Get started!

    Odunayo

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  • When K-Cee Couldn’t Make a Choice of Footwear

    Odunayo

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