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So I had a party to attend one day.

And I heard some of my enemies would be in attendance.

So I decided I would show them that I am chopping life and living well!

That’s how I squeezed myself inside one dress and did my make up

When I got there I was ready to show myself.

So I entered the dance floor with style.

And started breaking it down.

I was giving them “notice me moves”.

I even did some of my Michael Jackson moves.

Everybody loved it. They even started clapping for me!

Then I spotted my enemies from across the room looking at me with envy.

So I decided to go and say “hello”.

As I was walking towards them, one of my heels broke!

And before I knew it I was on the floor.

From the floor I could hear my enemies laughing!

To reduce my shame I pretended to faint and waited till an ambulance came to carry me away.

Since that time whenever I see any of those enemies they look at me like:

I don’t even know what was funny I almost died oh!

But I will still show them sha!
