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  • How To Make A Nigerian Girl Fall For You

    How To Make A Nigerian Girl Fall For You

    Here are seven different ways to make the Nigerian girl you like fall for you.

    1) Words of affirmation

    To make a Nigerian girl fall in love with you, you need to give her bank account some words of affirmation. The best kinds of words of affirmation come in the form of a credit alert. Credit alerts are words and numbers that show you care. It is impossible to make a Nigerian girl fall in love with you without mastering this art.

    how to make a girl fall for you

    2) Be a Proverbs 31 man

    To make a Nigerian woman fall for you, you have to be the ideal man she wants. The ideal man for Nigerian girls is the Proverbs 31 man.

    how to make a girl fall for you
    a Proverbs 31 man and his Queen

    3) Cook for them

    The way to the heart is to the stomach. To make a true Nigerian woman fall for you, you need to also buy her food. They don’t need much. Maybe seafood pasta and some fries.

    woman sitting on man's lap, eating food how to make a girl fall for you
    Look at how romantic

    4) Buy them shoes

    What better way to show a Nigerian woman you love them than to support their fashion habits? Buy them a pair of those Jesus sandals to prove that you not only love her but have created a judgement-free zone for her to be her true self.

    a pair of brown sandals

    5) Set leg for her so she can fall

    Sometimes for a woman to fall for you, you have to make her physically fall. When the body has fallen down, so will the heart.

    Paw paw thinking in 5g how to make a girl fall for you
    Think about it

    6) Challenge her to a running competition while she has heels on

    The heels Nigerian women wear are definitely not for running. The square corners are good for killing cockroaches, but never for running. That’s why when she has them on, you should race her. She will fall.

    Funke Akindele running

    7) Take her for an anointing service

    By the time they sprinkle holy water and oil on her, she will fall under the anointing and into your arms.

    woman in white garment holding a candle how to make a girl fall for you

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  • Here Are 8 Lessons On Love We Learnt From Davido

    Early this morning Davido released his latest single – Nwa Baby, a love song to end all other love songs. After listening to it a dozen times,  we came to the sudden realization that asides currently being one of the greatest musical artistes in Africa, Davido is also quite the expert on romance and we have proof. Here are eight times Davido taught us more about love than your favourite Agony Aunt.

    In ‘Overseas’ Davido gave us lessons on the best way to woo the one you love. Take her overseas, buy her diamond rings and call her as soon as you wake up in the morning.

    In ‘If’ he taught us that there’s no better way to show you love someone than putting 30 billion in their accounts, and Versace and Gucci on their bodies.

    “How I go chop when my baby no chop”. In ‘Fall’ Davido talks about the self-sacrifice that must come with true love.

    In ‘Aye’ he taught us that you’ll know it’s true love when she doesn’t want designer clothes or a Ferrari.

    In ‘Fia’, Davido advices us not to put ourselves in harm’s way in the name of love. He also talks about being there for the one you love, for richer or for poorer.

    In ‘Assurance’ we learn that the most important question to ask yourself in a relationship is, is bae really bae if they can’t give you both assurance and insurance.

    In ‘Flora My Flawa’, Davido talks about the perpetuity of true love.

    In ‘Nwa Baby’ he talks about being ride or die for the one you love.

    What’s your favourite Davido love song, and which one(s) are you most likely to add to your wedding playlist?

  • The Time Fashion Failed Me Woefully

    The Time Fashion Failed Me Woefully

    So I had a party to attend one day.

    Gbedu!!

    And I heard some of my enemies would be in attendance.

    Yes oh! All those bad belle people!

    So I decided I would show them that I am chopping life and living well!

    Enemies will never win!

    That’s how I squeezed myself inside one dress and did my make up

    Looking like take away!

    When I got there I was ready to show myself.

    Baddest

    So I entered the dance floor with style.

    With all pomp & pageantry!

    And started breaking it down.

    Hot stepper!

    I was giving them “notice me moves”.

    Yes. Look at me!

    I even did some of my Michael Jackson moves.

    Kimmon!

    Everybody loved it. They even started clapping for me!

    “Wow! See moves! Ahn ahn!”

    Then I spotted my enemies from across the room looking at me with envy.

    I see you looking at me!

    So I decided to go and say “hello”.

    “So how are you bad belle people this fine day?”

    As I was walking towards them, one of my heels broke!

    Enemies at work oh!

    And before I knew it I was on the floor.

    AH! Somebody look at these people’s handwork!

    From the floor I could hear my enemies laughing!

    After all my planning look at life oh!

    To reduce my shame I pretended to faint and waited till an ambulance came to carry me away.

    Yes oh! So I should stand up in front of all those people abi?

    Since that time whenever I see any of those enemies they look at me like:

    Laughing like hyenas.

    I don’t even know what was funny I almost died oh!

    But for the grace of God go I!

    But I will still show them sha!

    Because I am badder than!