It’s that time of the year when the “I Just Got Backs” (AKA IJGBs or Nigerians abroad) return to the motherland to check on their family and loved ones.
They’ll bring out foreign currencies, accents will flow left and right, and these allegations will remain around their necks.
Wannabe ballers
All IJGBs do is show off the superiority of their foreign cash. And now, naira can’t even fight back.
Money speaks
IJGBs will trigger your lover’s release clause with money and abroad rizz.
Passport tactics
Any small thing, they’ll brag about their red and blue passports.
No rizz without money
The moment these dollar and pound sterling people surprise your partner before you, it’s all over.
Don’t let them tell you lies
All IJGBs are liars. If you snooze, they’ll give you cold zobo.
Look before you cross the road
If you don’t shine your eyes, you might find yourself becoming a genital meet-and-greet statictic on someone’s scoreboard.
Consistently inconsistent
They only remember their Naija crush at the end of the year. When the new year comes, they’d leave and ghost till the next holiday.
Cut your coat to your size
Don’t let peer pressure injure you.
IJGB or “ijogbon”
IJGBs will break your heart and ghost. Is their real name not “ijogbon” (trouble)?
Beware of bed bugs
Prevention is better than scratching your body and fighting little assassins that suck blood.
It’s touching everyone
Your friends abroad might want to leave out the fact that the current inflation is a global phenomenon.