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You're A Best Man For Only These Reasons
  • You’re A Best Man For Only These Reasons

    You’re A Best Man For Only These Reasons

    You’re the groom’s right hand man on his wedding day and everything that leads up to it. But do you know you fit the role only for these reasons?

    To be the bodyguard

    The groom knows that in the event of a disruption, you can throw hands. Before they get to him and stain him and his bride’s white, you’d be there to defend them.

    Zikoko Meme

    You’re the perfect hypeman

    You’re not the MC, but your energy is unmatched. How will the wedding party be the talk of the town without you, the life of the party? The bride and groom can’t be too tired to turn up for their wedding day; your duty is to ginger them.

    Zikoko Meme

    Your managerial skills

    Yes, there’s a wedding planner, but this is still a Nigerian wedding. While making sure the planner makes sure the DJ arrives early, you’re helping the groom vibe check the venue’s setup and ensuring all your friends are comfortably fed. Nobody will make sure of these things better than you.

    Zikoko Meme

    The groom needs a getaway driver

    Like those Hollywood movies from the 1980s, your best friend and his bride will be in the backseat while you race them away from those who want to delay their wedding night.

    Zikoko Meme

    ATTENTION

    Zikoko

    You’re the responsible one

    The groom is excited about his big day, but he can’t have too much to drink or act irresponsibly. So he knew he had to do the right thing and have you behind him every step of the way.

    Zikoko Meme

    Single pringle

    They called on you to be the best man because everyone else is already married. Take it as practice for your own wedding.

    Atunbi

    You have the most experience

    You’ve been the best man for five friends and more than three relatives. At this point, one would think you do it for a living. Your experience is well sought out for.

    Zikoko Meme