The Toaster That Wouldn’t Go Away

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So one day I was on my way home from work after a particularly frustrating day

Everyday suffer suffer!

All of a sudden someone just appeared beside me saying “fine sister how are you?”

What does this one want now?

This man that I had never seen before started talking something about “I admire you and I want to know you”

Which kind of wahala is this?

After repeating a few times that I was uninterested, he left me alone

Thank God!

Or so I thought…

Na wa for this one oh!

The next day he was on the same street to ‘escort me’

Escort me to where please?

The day after that, he was ‘just passing to greet me’

Please pass another side sir.

Just so I could hear word I gave him my number

Big mistake!

The next day he sent me 20 messages

Ahn ahn!

The day after he sent me even more messages

Which kind of one chance is this oh?

I decided to block his number

Finally! Peace of mind!

That’s how he started using another number to call me

Won’t this man give up?

I blocked that one too

It’s not by force please.

The next day this man was back on that street to “greet you”

Ah! I’m tired oh. I’m tired.

The day after he wanted to make sure I was okay because he had a dream I was not feeling fine

Joseph the dreamer l’omo!

I finally told him that I am a marine spirit and he has passed my love test and baba was like

Ahn ahn Mr Loverboy where are you going to?