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  • 7 Nigerian Female Artists and the Songs That Express Their Truth 

    7 Nigerian Female Artists and the Songs That Express Their Truth 

    Creatives often share their life stories and experiences through their art, and musicians are no different.

    Here are seven songs that reveal these Nigerian female artists’ experiences and the emotions they’ve left them with.

    “Loaded” — Tiwa Savage

    Tiwa Savage hopped on “Loaded” with Asake and not only delivered one of the hottest verses of the year but addressed her sex tape. In a country like Nigeria, women are expected to walk humble paths and accept the shame of others. Tiwa Savage’s verse on this song shuts all of that down as she refuses to let the unlawful release of her sex tape take the crown off her head.

    “Charlie” — Simi

    After years of trying to write a song that explains how she’s felt since the death of her father, Simi finally put out this song. From the soft instruments to the raw emotions you can hear in her vocals, “Charlie” speaks on all the events he’s missed, big and small, and the mix of emotions it’s left in her.

    “K’uchi K’uchi” — Jodie

    Jodie waxes lyrical about the birth of her child and the love it filled her with. “K’uchi K’uchi” tells a tale of motherhood, the love and indescribable connection that binds mother and child in the midst of laughter and tears.

    “Olorun mi” — Tiwa Savage

    Tiwa Savage released “Olorun mi” in 2013, a year that saw the death of many notable Nigerian celebrities. The song touches on grief as Tiwa sings about missing the ones we’ve lost, asking God for comfort for the ones left behind.

    “Promise” — Simi

    In the midst of numerous rumours about her relationship status, Simi dropped “Promise” to announce her marriage to Adekunle Gold. The song, just as its title suggests, is Simi and Adekunle Gold promising to love each other and grow old together.

    “Cast” (Gen Z Anthem) — Ayra Starr

    These days, people have termed the younger generation of adults (Gen Zs) as impulsive, strong-headed and uncontrollable. Seemingly in response to this, Ayra Starr dropped “Cast”, the first song off her debut album “19 & Dangerous” in 2021. Ayra sings about the importance of living your life for yourself, ignoring what others might think. She shares how she’s shed the shame of others to live at her own pace. 

    “Duduke” — Simi

    This song is famous for being Simi’s pregnancy announcement. In it, Simi shares the love she already had for her very first unborn child and how excited she was to finally meet her. 

  • Nanny Diaries: Nigerian Mothers Talk About the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

    Nanny Diaries: Nigerian Mothers Talk About the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

    Adanma, 35

    Personally, I’ve been really lucky when it comes to nannies. Not even my experiences as a mother but my mother’s experiences too. My mother had the same nanny assisting her while raising all 6 of her children. I can’t say her name here but she was one of the highlights of my childhood. My mother trusted her completely and she was practically a sibling. It was heartbreaking when she left. A lot of mothers need help but don’t bother getting a nanny for reasons I think are rooted in paranoia, but not me. I’ve had the same nanny for 4 years helping with my children (2 and 4 years old) and it’s been smooth sailing. 10/10, will definitely recommend it. LOL

    Jenrola, 29

    My last nanny tried to steal my laptop. It’s not like I didn’t know she was a thief but up until that incident, she had only taken small things I was able to overlook. Small food here, N200 there. But that day felt like a dream. I could not believe my eyes. I was sitting in the living room watching TV when she walked past me and out the front door. Usually, this wouldn’t even grab my attention but the way she zoomed past made me suspicious. I quickly followed her outside and found her struggling to open the gate with one hand while holding something under her shirt with the other. I asked her to show me what was under her shirt and lo and behold, it was my laptop and charger. I was furious and impressed at the same time. I guess I should’ve known that not calling her out for the small stuff would only convince her to up her game. She really said, “go big or go home.”

    So I sent her home.

    Philomena, 45

    My experiences with nannies have been just fine. In the periods I needed the help, I had about 4 nannies (never at the same time) and I would say that all of them were adequate. I can’t point out one that was spectacular or bad, which is great sha. Because of the stories I’ve heard from other mothers about their experiences, ehn. It’s God that will save somebody. Anyway, I would advise mothers to get nannies. Children are a blessing from God but they’re also a lot of stress. If you can afford help, get it.

    Jennifer, 26

    Getting a nanny is something I told myself I’d never do because the idea of trusting one’s child(ren) with a stranger makes me hyperventilate. But I was forced to do it after having my first child in 2020. Basically, I had underestimated the toll childbirth and motherhood would take on my body so after returning home from the hospital, I was exhausted all the time because I couldn’t catch a break. My mum was supposed to come help for a few months but she couldn’t leave my dad because he was sick at the time. After struggling for a while, I begged my mum to help me find a nanny, and she did. The nanny has lived with me for almost two years now. Her work is great and we get along really well. I don’t regret my decision to get a nanny.

    The key to finding the right nanny is vetting prospective candidates properly. Considering the fact that people who need nannies are already overcome with responsibilities, it’s easy for them to possibly dismiss the vetting process. That’s a  problem the company, EveryNanny, aims to solve.

    EveryNanny is a one-stop caregiver platform, which aims to be the foremost caregiver recruitment and placement agency in Nigeria. It was developed to promote stress-free parenting because they understand children are precious gifts, and as a result, it is critical to find the right caregivers for them. Their dedication to quality, safety, trust and security is unmatched.

    The platform offers a list of professional caregivers based on your budget, skill requirement, accommodation preferences, etc. Learn more here.

  • 8 Things You Must Experience To Be a True Nigerian

    8 Things You Must Experience To Be a True Nigerian

    The Nigerian experience can be can be fun sometimes. We have beautiful resorts, good food, and that one bridge that they show in every Nollywood movie. However, none of those things shows the true Nigerian experience, and that’s why we made this list. 

    1. Register for anything 

    Whenever you are bored, just walk into any government office and try to get maybe your NIN, PVC, BVN, or any other three-letter means of identification. After waiting the entire day, fighting with someone your grandparent’s age and spending all your money only to go home empty-handed, you can beat your chest and say you’ve experienced Nigeria

    2. Wait in a government hospital 

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    For the best results, get there as early as 6 am. Don’t worry you’ll be there with people from three days ago. That way, you’d make new friends and have lots of company. If you want to test the system, take advantage of your strength and fight to the front but don’t forget to have money too so you can bribe your way into seeing a doctor. 

    3. Drive, especially in Lagos 

    You after sitting in 24 hours traffic.

    To truly experience Nigeria, you must drive in Lagos at least once. You don’t even have to be the one driving, enter a bus or cab. All that work you’ve been putting off for weeks? You’ll finally get the chance to complete it and what better place than in Lagos traffic? 

    4. Go to the bank 

    Make sure that you go without a pen if you are really committed to experiencing Nigeria. Don’t forget to clear your schedule, you might just be the lucky customer that will help them lock up. 

    5. Order from an online vendor 

    If your kink is heartbreak with a dash of anxiety, you can also try this. Nigerians are famous for being time conscious and reliable after all. 

    6.  Go House hunting

    Any day you are less busy, just call a random real estate agent and tell them that you are looking for an apartment. They will take you to places you’ve never been before, and the things you will see and experience might scare you but you are already in this country, so how much worse can it get?  

    7. Organise a party

    Put a bunch of your friends and family in a group chat and invite them to a party. Tell everyone it will start by 1 pm and watch them flock in by 4 pm. For the best effect, order everything you need the night before since Nigeria is just filled with reliable people.

    8.  Make Braids 

    This is a fun task that should always be done on Saturday. Book an appointment but get there an hour early. Don’t worry, nobody will still attend to you. You’ll end up spending your entire Saturday in that shop. Such a small price for something that will scatter in two weeks. 

    You can read more articles like this here.

  • 6 Nigerians Share Their Wildest Wedding Experience

    6 Nigerians Share Their Wildest Wedding Experience

    “I said yes to my best friend”, “We married in a pandemic”, “To forever”. Our social media timelines have been filled with news of people racing 2020 to get married, so we have asked wedding goers what the wildest things they have seen at weddings were. And this is what they said.

    1. Kawthar, 25

    There was this wedding I attended where the bride’s parents were divorced. At the reception, when it was time for the parents to dance together, the mother refused. Her friends tried to edge her on but she did not care o. The bride went to meet her, begging her to dance for a few minutes. It was so embarrassing.  When she eventually agreed to dance, she made sure she went with enough crowd to make the man feel unimportant. Her friends danced with her, sprayed her money, and everyone ignored the man. He eventually left the wedding. 

    1. Haawah, 22

    At this wedding I attended, the groom came with just friends and no relative. The bride’s father insisted on seeing the groom’s relative otherwise the wedding would not hold. The groom did not even beg, he just left with his friends. We sha collected free food and left too.

    1. Loveth, 24

    The groom was making passes at me. What made it troubling was that he was not even hiding it. He was beside his bride and making passes. I wonder what type of marriage they will have.

    1. Rasheedah, 23

    I attended a wedding with my aunt, and she was asking the waiter for food over and over. Eventually, the waiter shouted at her. I was so embarrassed, I had to leave.

    1. Ahmed, 24

    Dancing photographs. Apparently, the couple were abroad, but the ceremony was necessary for home-based fans. The photographs were treated with respect as if they were the couple themselves. It was funny.

    1. Iyanu, 20

    I attended a wedding with my dad, and he went to change the DJ because he wasn’t playing gospel music. Mind you, he was not a relative to either of the couple. I’ll forever be embarrassed. And yes, a new DJ with a gospel soundboard was brought in.

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  • The Toaster That Wouldn’t Go Away

    The Toaster That Wouldn’t Go Away

    So one day I was on my way home from work after a particularly frustrating day

    Everyday suffer suffer!

    All of a sudden someone just appeared beside me saying “fine sister how are you?”

    What does this one want now?

    This man that I had never seen before started talking something about “I admire you and I want to know you”

    Which kind of wahala is this?

    After repeating a few times that I was uninterested, he left me alone

    Thank God!

    Or so I thought…

    Na wa for this one oh!

    The next day he was on the same street to ‘escort me’

    Escort me to where please?

    The day after that, he was ‘just passing to greet me’

    Please pass another side sir.

    Just so I could hear word I gave him my number

    Big mistake!

    The next day he sent me 20 messages

    Ahn ahn!

    The day after he sent me even more messages

    Which kind of one chance is this oh?

    I decided to block his number

    Finally! Peace of mind!

    That’s how he started using another number to call me

    Won’t this man give up?

    I blocked that one too

    It’s not by force please.

    The next day this man was back on that street to “greet you”

    Ah! I’m tired oh. I’m tired.

    The day after he wanted to make sure I was okay because he had a dream I was not feeling fine

    Joseph the dreamer l’omo!

    I finally told him that I am a marine spirit and he has passed my love test and baba was like

    Ahn ahn Mr Loverboy where are you going to?
  • 15 Things Only ISL Students Will Understand Easily

    15 Things Only ISL Students Will Understand Easily

    1. When somebody confuses your school with ISI

    Take your time please. Don’t let the devil use you.

    2. When principal is cracking his never ending dry jokes

    OYIIIIII

    3. When Mrs Bello starts not minding her business as usual

    Please ma face your front. It’s not your concern.

    4. When you see your seniors collecting grinds in the name of choreography

    OSHEY BADDEST WE CAN SEE YOU UNO.

    5. When on your birthday you have to buy BBQ for every one of your friends

    Oh God. All these expenses.

    6. And you know they will still bathe you with sand and water

    Ungrateful elements.

    7. When as a JSS1 student you can work in SS1 block

    We may be in the same class but I am not your mate now.

    8. When JSS2 and JSS3 or SS1 and SS2 students are fighting

    *grabs popcorn* it is about to be real.

    9. When you have secured a babe to dance with at the school dance

    Let me teach you guys how this is done

    10. When you get to dance with the most girls at the school dance

    Call me the chicks man.

    11. When you as a girl have been defending all the guys and don’t get a gift on valentines day

    What is this life? What did I do to deserve this?

    12. When you narrowly escaped death by flogging because you were in the toilet

    I serve a living God.

    13. When Mr Adeyemi tells you to write “I will never do ___again” 1,000 times

    This must be child abuse.

    14. When you realize Mr. Mbaso is the one to flog you

    Tell my parents I love them. It has been real. Peace out.

    15. When you get caught stabbing class but then you stab it again

    Because you are a bad guy and education is never that serious.
  • 11 Situations Every Fresh Off The Boat Nigerian Can Relate To

    11 Situations Every Fresh Off The Boat Nigerian Can Relate To
    Sometimes you wonder “how do people know when a Nigerian is a JJC or Fresh Off the Boat” (term to denote someone who just freshly arrived in a foreign country)? Here are some of the things they noticed.

    1. When you change your location on social media

    This is when you’re trying so hard to let people know location has changed, mans has stepped up.

    2. When you start loading the accent from the airport

    In your mind you can’t have people thinking you’re new here. And trying to let everyone understand you.

    3. When you start taking photos at any random mall or store

    No more Shoprite or Palms. We now know you go to Macy’s and Selfridges now. To snap pictures though.

    4. When you start complaining “Is there anything that they don’t put tax on?” 

    When you realize there is tax on ordinary chewing gum. Smh I miss traffic hawkers.

    5. Always asking everybody “What is the exchange rate today?”

    When you are trying to control expenses based off the currency you are used to. Acting like you don’t have google to check yourself.

    6. And the only question on your mind all day “Where can I find Jollof rice please?”

    Two weeks and four days after you are tired of eating cheeseburgers and sandwiches. Your daily cry for help.

    7. Asking everyone “Is there any African store around here?”

    Then you decide to take matters into your hands and hunt for food. Don’t worry you won’t die.

    8. When you suddenly become very humble

    Chairman you’re enjoying oh. Response: Na God oh, He will do your own too.

    9. When you try to dress like everyone around you then overdo it

    Don’t do it. Stop.

    10. Always converting your rent and expenses to Naira

    “this is money for one plot of land in Ogun State”. Okay, minister for naira conversion don’t be angry.

    11. Then you keep reminding everyone “Nigeria has a long way to go”

    When you finally start realizing the awesome of the overseas… Stop. We know.
  • 16 Struggles Any Nigerian Hospital Patient Understands

    16 Struggles Any Nigerian Hospital Patient Understands
    Ever stepped foot in any Nigerian hospital? You begin to wonder why you fell sick in the first place. These situations must have definitely happened to you.

    1. When you step in and a whiff of hospital smell hits you

    Jesus what is this odor?

    2. When all the nurses are shouting like it’s a market place

    Aunty nurse calm down, it’s never that deep.

    3. The people waiting to see one doctor that is ‘not on seat’

    Please, excuse me sah amatyour back.

    4. The wait before your card number gets called for consultation

    I should just have died at home in peace.

    5. Nurses asking you the most questions and checking random things

    Ahan, aunty is it modelling audition we are doing here?

    6. When they try to check your temperature with the back of their hand

    Wait, what? In this 21st century?

    7. When the doctor asks “what’s wrong with you”

    How am I supposed to know? Is that not your job sir? That is why I came here fam.

    8. And he proceeds to press the spot that hurts repeatedly

    Come on now, are you checking for pain at all? Why are you pressing it like fresh bread?

    9. When the doctor goes “I will diagnose you and prescribe some drugs”

    Okay now captain obvious.

    10. When he finally does his math and says “it is malaria”

    After all your pressing and writing story, everytime ordinary malaria or typhoid.

    11. Trying to read the doctors handwriting

    Why is everything looking like his signature?

    12. Looking at your prescription slip

    For only malaria?

    13. When the nurses say “remove your trouser for injection”

    Smh you can’t even sweet talk me small, so harsh so rude.

    14. On ‘admission’ and they wake you up from sleep to take your sleeping meds

    ARE YOU SERIOUS?????

    15. When the nurses sleep off and forget to change your drip and it has finished

    Murderers!

    16. When you are finally well and they don’t want to discharge you

    I SAID I AM FEELING FINE! Please let me go what is this imprisonment????