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I had just been promoted at work, so I went to have lunch somewhere very nice to congratulate myself.
I really enjoyed myself oh, eating and overeating sef.
When it was time to pay, the waiter told me my bill had been taken care of and a “really nice man” wanted to appreciate me.
What I was hoping to see:
What I saw:
This big daddy waddled to me and without any wasting of time, told me he is ready to take care of me.
I told him “no thank you” and tried to pay him back the money.
He refused oh and started promising to fly me all around the world, buy me things and show me a good time.
Me:
Before I could even say anything again I just heard one booming voice “EHEN CLETUS SO THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE?”
My almost sugar daddy’s wife had come to fight him oh!
Before I could run away she had carried water and poured on me and started calling me “husband snatcher”.
Ah! Before she carried food to add and pour on me I ran out of the place with speed and alacrity!
That’s how I had to go back to the office looking like shame and regret.
Since that day this is me when any older looking man smiles at me:
