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The Different People You’ll Meet at Your Polling Unit | Zikoko!

The most interesting Nigerians are the ones you meet on a queue. But this isn’t just any queue. Here are the seven types of people you’re sure to meet at your polling unit come February 25th.

The one who just wants to be comfortable 

These guys don’t care how long it’ll take, all that matters is they have their charged power banks, foldable chairs with an umbrella attached, multiple bottles of water, food and snacks. They want to vote but in the most comfortable way, and to be honest, I stan. 

The one who came to keep space for all their family members

They’d keep space for themselves and their entire generation unborn, if possible. And you can’t even be upset because, at least, they came to vote. 

The pastor who prays before voting starts

You’ll be trying to get yourself together after arriving early to see a long queue, and the next thing, you hear is, “Can we please close our eyes for prayers”. We’ll allow it sha. Maybe God will make people vote right for the good of Nigeria.

The first-time voter

This one is just there to stress about the process. The person at their front or back will get sick of answering questions and start ignoring them. They’ll be alright when they realise it’s not hard — just make your choice and go. 

The political analysts

Instead of voting and going home to their families, they find a spot to hang around and argue for hours. 

The vote watchers

Just like the political analysts, they stay behind after voting to see who other people have voted for. They’ll interview everyone and just cause a nuisance. Ignoring them is the only way to go. 

You

You know what you want from your candidate. You know the future you want for yourself and everyone else. All that matters to you is casting your vote so you can go home and wait for a favourable result. Your vote counts in every way. 

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