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1. When your mother sees her for the first time.
2. How your mother replies when your girlfriend greets her:
3. When your mother starts complaining that your girlfriend did not greet her well.
4. When your mother starts talking about she does not want to have scallywag grandchildren.
5. When you eat in your girlfriend’s house and get home to see that your mother has cooked.
6. When your mother knows you have plans with your girlfriend and starts looking for things for you to do.
7. When your mother tells you she wants you to meet her daughter’s friend.
8. When you and your girlfriend are having a disagreement, your mother is like:
9. When she starts claiming she saw your girlfriend in a dream and it was not good.
10. When your girlfriend and mother start pressuring you to “choose”.
11. When your mother or girlfriend are praying against enemies and you know they are referring to each other.
12. When you want to just dump both of them but you can’t because the love is too strong.
13. When one day the both of them agree on something.
14. But then what they agree on is something you’ve done wrong.
