15 Unofficial Reasons All Nigerian Parents Have Children

1. To wash that pot on the stove.

Oh God! It’s too black na.

2. To come and pass them the remote.

Hian! It’s right beside you.

3. To ‘do their Whatsapp’ for them.

and add

4. To take out the meat from the freezer.

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5. To go and help them buy recharge card.

The stress.

6. To give them something to brag about in public.

They will still shout on you at home sha.

7. To open their email.

Even though you’ve showed them how to do it a million times.

8. To go and find their brown shoe in the Ghana-must-go bag.

Hay God!

9. To help them with their phone.

Am I computer village?

10. To wake them up when they fall asleep watching news.

Even thought they will say they are not sleeping.

11. To help them type that text they want to send.

All. The. Time.

12. To “go and open the gate”.

See me doing gateman work.

13. To make sure the house is clean before they get home.

The worst!

14. To drive them up and down.

See my life.

15. To help them “browse the internet”.

…and by internet they mean Facebook.