1. You, turning up on the last Sunday thanksgiving service:
2. How you wake up on your graduation day:
3. When you see that lecturer that said you wouldn’t graduate.
4. You and your crew, stepping out in your graduation kacks like:
5. When you have to cover it up with your ugly graduation gown.
6. When people ask you what CGPA you graduated with.
7. You, giving your parents your certificate after they forced you to do Engineering:
8. When your course mates are crying and hugging each other and you’re just there like:
9. When your parents invite the whole street to your graduation ceremony.
10. The unofficial Nigerian graduation picture:
11. When you wake up the day after and you realise you don’t have to go to school.
12. When you ask your father for money and he reminds you that you’re a graduate.
13. When you haven’t finished enjoying freedom and they bring up masters.
14. When you suddenly have to start worrying about NYSC posting.
15. When you remember that you’ll soon have to get a real job.
