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1. When a Nollywood doctor hears that a patient doesn’t have money.
2. Nollywood doctors and sleeping with nurses.
3. When they only check the patient’s temperature and diagnose them with HIV.
4. “We’ve run all the tests and we can’t seem to find the problem.”
5. When they suggest that the patient goes to see a babalawo.
6. When the patient comes in with a broken hand and ends up with a bandaged leg.
7. When they go everywhere with a stethoscope around their neck, just in case we forget their profession.
8. When every patient they treat ends up in a coma.
9. When their answer to everything is “we need to perform a surgery”
10. Whenever the patient sees their final bill.
11. When they start saying “we tried all we could…”
12. How they announce that someone has died:
