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1. We shower. We shower hard.

2. We brush. We brush hard.

3. We do push ups.

4. We clean. We clean hard.

5. We drink redbull.

6. Sometimes mixed with man power.

7. We shave.

8. We put on our best underwear.

9. We shit.

10. We practice our sexy voices.

11. Finally, we sit in fear for a few minutes and hope the girl doesn’t call to cancel.

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