1. You, when the harmattan first crept in to replace the insane heat.
2. Till it came in full force and the dust rolled up like:
3. When this became your how-to guide to bathing:
4. You, everytime that cold water touches your back.
5. Whenever you forget to use lip balm before leaving your house.
6. Your face, when you don’t use any cream.
7. When you go somewhere and the AC is on full blast.
8. Your legs, if you don’t douse them in Vaseline.
9. When the people in the north hear the rest of us complaining.
See these ones.
10. You, before going out vs. You, after going out.
11. When you have to wake up in the middle of the night to put off your fan or AC.
12. You are tired of seeing people dressing up like it’s winter.
13. When the sun comes out and you can’t tell if you’re actually hot or cold.
14. Trying to clean up during harmattan.
15. You, waking up hoping it’s finally over, but realizing it isn’t.
