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Season | Zikoko!
  • QUIZ: Who Will You Celebrate Christmas With?

    Are you going to be spending Christmas all by yourself or with your church people? Take this quiz to find out.



  • 13 Things That Are Too True About Rainy Season In Nigeria

    While the rain tends to help with the heat, that’s where the positives seem to end. With rainy season comes flooded road, crappy light and an endless parade of mosquitoes.

    Here are 13 things that are too true about this season:

    1. When the rain gives PHCN another excuse to take light.

    As if they needed any more reasons.

    2. You, whenever it rains at night:

    The best.

    3. When the rain waits until it’s time for you to go out before it starts showing itself.

    Na wa oh! Calm down.

    4. You, waiting for the clothes you washed to finally dry.

    The worst.

    5. When you start seeing all the mosquitoes that come with the rain.

    I don’t have energy for malaria, abeg.

    6. When traffic decides to use the rain to show itself.

    Wahala.

    7. When Nigerian drivers see a puddle and pedestrians.

    Sorry we don’t have car oh!

    8. When your internet starts misbehaving because of the rain.

    Please, respect yourself.

    9. You, crossing the road like:

    Jehovah, help me.

    10. When the roads start showing their true colours.

    What the hell?

    11. When you’re on the island and it drizzles small.

    This is embarrassing.

    12. When you just wanted small rain, but it’s now raining everyday.

    It’s enough, biko.

    13. Your DSTv signal be like:

    No chill.

  • 15 Pictures That Are Too Real For Nigerians That Are Just Tired Of This Harmattan

    1. You, when the harmattan first crept in to replace the insane heat.

    You didn’t realize what was coming.

    2. Till it came in full force and the dust rolled up like:

    The first disadvantage set in.

    3. When this became your how-to guide to bathing:

    This is basically an art-form at this point.

    4. You, everytime that cold water touches your back.

    5. Whenever you forget to use lip balm before leaving your house.

    My lips are cursing me right now.

    6. Your face, when you don’t use any cream.

    The struggle.

    7. When you go somewhere and the AC is on full blast.

    You people should calm down na.

    8. Your legs, if you don’t douse them in Vaseline.

    This ashy life.

    9. When the people in the north hear the rest of us complaining.

    See these ones.

    10. You, before going out vs. You, after going out.

    11. When you have to wake up in the middle of the night to put off your fan or AC.

    Cold will not kill me today.

    12. You are tired of seeing people dressing up like it’s winter.

    Where do you think you are?

    13. When the sun comes out and you can’t tell if you’re actually hot or cold.

    My body is confused.

    14. Trying to clean up during harmattan.

    15. You, waking up hoping it’s finally over, but realizing it isn’t.

    Can this thing just end?