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  • How to Survive Harmattan if You Have Dust Allergies

    If you find it a bit more difficult to keep your eyes open, breathe or just move around without meeting dust, then you already know our long-awaited visitor, Harmattan, is here.

    Naturally, it has no respect and is coming for everyone with a dust allergy. But fret not, we know how you can survive its stay.

    Get a mask

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    Step into your mysterious bag this December, and keep that face mask on. Not only will the dust no longer affect you, you can also walk past all the people you owe without fainting from anxiety.

    Inhalers and nasal sprays too

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    Anyone with asthma know they have to become conjoined twins with their inhaler this harmattan. But you don’t need to be asthmatic to get a nasal spray. It’ll help clear your sinuses and make breathing a lot easier.

    If you can, stay inside

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    We know it’s December, and you’re trying to get as detty as possible. But if you can, just stay inside. Outside will trigger your allergies a lot quicker and also suck money out of your account.

    Clean every surface

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    You don’t need to deal with the dust in the air and dusty surfaces all at once. Give yourself a fighting chance by making sure everything around you is wiped clean and dust-free.

    Shut the windows

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    The dust is more determined than a married Nigerian man in a bar. It’ll find its way in somehow. Don’t open your doors or windows to it. Protect yourself today.

    Keep your medications close

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    Go to your nearest pharmacy and get all the drugs your doctor’s prescribed for your allergies. Stay ready to tackle whatever the dust might bring your way.

    Give yourself room to breathe

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    It’s easy to feel like the air around you is closing in when everywhere is filled with dust, so don’t add to your wahala. Make sure you’re not in crowds and there’s always room for you to breathe properly.

    READ: Surviving Harmattan: A Complete Starter Kit

  • 15 Pictures That Are Too Real For Nigerians That Are Just Tired Of This Harmattan

    1. You, when the harmattan first crept in to replace the insane heat.

    You didn’t realize what was coming.

    2. Till it came in full force and the dust rolled up like:

    The first disadvantage set in.

    3. When this became your how-to guide to bathing:

    This is basically an art-form at this point.

    4. You, everytime that cold water touches your back.

    5. Whenever you forget to use lip balm before leaving your house.

    My lips are cursing me right now.

    6. Your face, when you don’t use any cream.

    The struggle.

    7. When you go somewhere and the AC is on full blast.

    You people should calm down na.

    8. Your legs, if you don’t douse them in Vaseline.

    This ashy life.

    9. When the people in the north hear the rest of us complaining.

    See these ones.

    10. You, before going out vs. You, after going out.

    11. When you have to wake up in the middle of the night to put off your fan or AC.

    Cold will not kill me today.

    12. You are tired of seeing people dressing up like it’s winter.

    Where do you think you are?

    13. When the sun comes out and you can’t tell if you’re actually hot or cold.

    My body is confused.

    14. Trying to clean up during harmattan.

    15. You, waking up hoping it’s finally over, but realizing it isn’t.

    Can this thing just end?
  • 10 Struggles Every Nigerian Faces During Harmattan

    1. Being constantly reminded that harmattan is nothing compared to winter.

    https://twitter.com/OyinOdulaja/status/673162305882992640
    The only difference is a visa please.

    2. When you have to struggle to take a shower on cold mornings.

    Nobody wants to die .

    3. When you have no bae to cuddle.

    Why did #seizethebae have to be such an epic fail?

    4. When you see people struggling to find suitable clothing for the weather.

    https://twitter.com/NaomiA_/status/672816628040605696
    Nigerian designers better start making  harmattan collections.

    5. When you have to plan your movement carefully.

    No time for random link ups. Time to be as unfriendly as the weather.

    6. When you have to go everywhere with cracked lips.

    https://twitter.com/Vaness_ah/status/672865048721801216
    You just can’t escape the cracked lips. Well except you dip your lips in palm oil.

    7. When you have to wash cars every single day.

    And the car isn’t even yours.

    8. But you spot a silver lining.

    Harmattan a blessing in disguise after all.

    9. But you have to struggle to stay moisturised.

    This might be the best time to join coconut oil and shea butter twitter. You don’t want your opinions looking ashy.

    10. And also struggle to moisturise every inch of skin.

    Can’t let the person you’ve been eyeing catch you looking like half of a white walker.