10 Things Nigerians Need To Do So Their Home Training Can Be Complete

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1. Men, can you please stop peeing anywhere you see?

Why are we seeing like a hundred penises a day? Why?

2. Also men, can you please stop stretching your sweaty hands on the danfo seat?

This is not your father’s car, though.

3. People, STOP STARING!

Do Nigerians know looking like lucozade is rude?

4. Akara women, stop using your hands to pick our food!

What is that nonsense?

5. Traders everywhere, please stop dragging us innocent passers by.

Eko and Yaba boys are so guilty of this.

6. What of all the people that will be coughing in our mouths in public?

Spreading the germs and all the viruses!

7. And all those buka people selling rice and small stew, mind yourself!

Okay, this has nothing to do with etiquette, but WHY are you ‘mizing’ stew ???

8. Special shout out to all those who quietly release gas in public places and unlook like:

The worst!

9. As for people that use public toilets and don’t flush, your case is on another level.

No home training!

10. And those ones that chook mouth when you and your friends are talking.

But who asked you?