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Someone Cooked Jollof But The Jollof Police Said It's Not Real | Zikoko!

Someone jejely cooked Jollof rice and came to rub it in everybody’s face on Twitter.

And the Jollof police on Twitter were like…

The source of this pot of Jollof rice has been the cause of a little confusion and kasala on Twitter but let’s look into it, ZKK style.

https://twitter.com/Burmese_Tyga/status/737990029528727552

Because some Sherlock Holmes investigators said he didn’t cook the rice.

Even though it is a non-stick pot, haters are saying he poured somebody’s rice into the pot.

They’re even saying his gas cooker is not messy enough to have cooked a pot of Jollof, even if it’s possible he cleaned the gas cooker before taking the pictures.

They even checked out how the rice caked in the pot even though he could’ve been warming the rice.

We all kuku know how people would’ve called him a dirty boy if his gas cooker and pot were “messy”.

Na wa o! Someone can’t even tweet a pot of Jollof without some people guessing the size of cooler it was turned from.

Can’t somebody just wash the Jollof pot and turn it into another pot?

And while all that drama was going on, some people claimed that Ghana has become the Jollof super power, the kings of Jollof because of the tomato scarcity.

We have three words, this isn’t over!

Although Mr Osi has been accused of telling a few lies on Twitter every now and then, that pot of Jollof looks amazing and those that are hating should go and cook their own.

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