According to our Minister of Information, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, a whistle-blower rejected commission from recently recovered N1 billion loot.

The reason for rejecting the loot, was because the whistleblower believed he was simply rendering a service to his nation.

That guy must be a real patriot sha!

Just to clarify, 5% of 1 billion is 50 million.

Somebody rejected 50 million because of patriotism. In this same Nigeria!

This is us, thinking of all the things we can use 50 million naira to do.

This is us again, wondering how we can become whistleblowers and get offered big money.

This is still us oh, wondering whether Alhaji Lai is frying dodo for us with this gist.
