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So a few months after my boyfriend broke up with me, I bumped into him at a restaurant!

He was with one hot babe, looking happy and satisfied!

Meanwhile I had been crying day and night.

Eating every and anything edible.

And generally behaving like the world had come to an end.

After seeing him looking so happy and satisfied I decided to change.

So the first thing I decided to do was join a gym.

When I got there I saw so many men looking delicious.

I decided I must impress them by force, by fire.

So first I spent some time stretching.

Right after that, I got on a treadmill.

After a leisurely 3 minute stroll, I decided to increase the speed and incline.

After 2 minutes and 11 second, I was like:

After 2 minutes and 53 seconds I was like:

By the time I got to 3 minutes and 5 seconds I knew I had to stop:

People of God that is how I fell on the treadmill oh!

All of a sudden I was surrounded by a few of the gym hunks, who had rushed over to see if I was okay.

One of them said “you should really take it easy if you haven’t done this before”.

I even heard a few laughing.

When I finally stood up, I saw my ex staring right at me!

Before I could collapse from shame all over again I hobbled out of that place.

I have never gone back to that gym.

And I blame it on that my useless ex boyfriend.
