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We all know Nigerian parents are hard to impress especially when it comes to approving of the kind of friends you have.

The ones that have two heads and used to come first in class when you were coming second.

The ones that will join you to do housework when they come and visit.

The one whose future ambition was either to be a doctor, lawyer, engineer or pastor.

The one whose two knees touched the ground or who laid flat on the ground when they were greeting them.

The church worker that’s also in the choir and is a youth leader and teaches Sunday school too.

The one that only comes over when you people have assignment to do together.

The friends that barbed skin, used to write names of noise makers and wore their trousers like this.

That friend that has never had sex, doesn’t know the meaning of sex and never plans on having sex.

The friend that works in Shell, Mobil or Chevron and has already built a house for their parents.

The ones that graduated at 21 with a first class and immediately got married and had three children.

And finally the one with responsible parents like themselves.
