Maybe it’s glasses or special gloves. But the thing that will let me know if ponmo is soft before it enters my plate, I need it. Fast!
Anything that can make me jump traffic like this in Nigeria, please make it happen.
Maybe it’s spirit we’ll employ last-last. But Nigerians need something that’ll shout “don’t pick this call, it’s money they want to ask for” when people want to turn you to GTB ATM.
Imagine if our cars had automatic koboko for when Danfo drivers start misbehaving. No stress, you’ll be in the car and it’ll be doing its thing
I’m tired at this point. If it’s special face-cap we can be wearing for our generators so they won’t be so noisy, somebody make it please!
You know what every Nigerian needs? Their own siren! Once those politicians start making noise like this, we turn it to choir meeting.
If soldier catches you, don’t bring them to Zikoko office oh!
Since mosquitoes have turned Baygon to body spray, if we could just get like automatic slappers to catch them, it won’t be bad.
I don’t know how Whatsapp wants to do it, but something that can be replying my mommy automatically: “wow that’s true”,when she starts with her BCs. Quick, please.
Who can fund this? Portable lie-detector for when our mechanics want to start moving mad?
Do you know how mad it will be if our cars could wear invisibility cloaks when LASTMA starts their nonsense?
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