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  • Mechanics Can Also Be Ballers. Here’s How You Can Become One

    Every week, Zikoko will share the hustle stories of Nigerians making it big in and out of the country. With each story, we’ll ask one crucial question in several ways: “How you do am?”


    Ismail Tobi’s hustle story took us through his journey to becoming a mechanic while studying for a civil engineering degree. If you’ve ever been curious about what it takes to become a mechanic in Nigeria, this guide will help you.

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    Who is a mechanic?

    When you think of a “mechanic” in Nigeria, you think of someone who repairs and maintains cars. That’s correct, but that just describes an automotive or car  mechanic. These mechanics are responsible for diagnostic testing and inspection of cars and small trucks. You might even find a car mechanic who specialises in a particular car brand or a specific area of auto service, like the chassis system.

    Mechanics, in general, are skilled workers who use specialised tools to build, maintain or repair machinery like vehicle engines, motorcycles and even refrigerators.

    What are the requirements for becoming a mechanic?

    Training is an important requirement for mechanics, as it’s a very skill-centric profession. You can train to become a mechanic through two routes: studying a mechanical/automotive engineering degree in school or going through an apprenticeship system.

    If the goal is to become a car mechanic, a mechanical engineering degree may not be the best bet, as they focus more on research and development of new designs for all types of machinery, not just cars. 

    Automotive engineering is a mechanical engineering speciality, and it focuses on all things related to the automobile industry, including testing and maintenance — the typical duties of a car mechanic. Several Nigerian universities offer automotive engineering courses, including Federal University of Technology, Owerri (FUTO), University of Lagos (UNILAG), Bayero University, Kano and many more.

    To go through the apprenticeship route, you’d need to undergo training at a mechanic’s workshop for a stipulated period of time This option is used more in Nigeria, as it allows the trainee to get practical hands-on experience. 

    Where can I learn to become a mechanic?

    Some automotive workshops in Nigeria that offer training include AutoMedics, AutoFix, Smiles Autos, and D.T AutoCafe. There are also several specialised institutes that offer mechanic training, like the Bola Ige Mechatronics Institute.

    Like Tobi, you can also reach out to a nearby mechanic workshop and confirm that they offer training services. Be careful to seek out one who knows what they’re doing, though.

    You don’t want this

    How long does it take to become a mechanic?

    Studying at the university usually involves a 4-5 year study period. In many cases, degree holders also have to go through internship periods at workshops to get practical experience. For mechanic apprentices, training duration usually depends on the workshop, but it typically takes a 2-5 year training period.

    What is the average mechanic’s salary?

    Many mechanics in Nigeria prefer to run their workshops, so their income is determined by their client base and frequency of jobs. These factors also come to play in mechanics who are employed to work in other people’s workshops, but an average mechanic can earn between ₦80k – ₦200k per month.

    What skills are needed to succeed as a mechanic?

    There are many mechanics in Nigeria; how do you stand out? An important step is staying in tune with new moves in your chosen industry. Are there new technologies you need to be aware of? How do you tell the difference between substandard and quality vehicle parts? These are some of the questions a mechanic needs to consider if they hope to stay successful at their craft.


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  • How to Be a Baller on a Tight Budget

    You don’t have baller money to flaunt, but you’re tired of the mechanic life, these tips will help you live your dream while staying within your budget.

    It’s all in the mind

    Yes, we’re starting with a motivational speech. First of all, if you can dream it, you can achieve it. Look in the mirror, place your hand on your chest, and say out loud: “I am a baller!”

    Make your budget

    Who’re you kidding? You’re obviously not a baller yet but you’ve just passed stage one. Next, you need to draft out a budget so your baller lifestyle doesn’t carry you where you don’t know. These things cost money, you know.

    Dress the part

    This is where you’ll need to get creative. Put on a choirmaster’s suit and combine it with the shoes you only reserve for the special Singles Connect service in church. Your drip may not be 100% but you’ll please God as you ball. 

    Go to nice restauants…

    …And buy the cheapest thing on the menu.. You’re working with a budget, remember? Don’t go and bite more than you can chew o. You’ll wash plates.


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    Take some lit pictures

    It’s all about perception. Deep down, you know you’re a mechanic. But the rest of the world can’t know that. You need to take awesome pictures for the internet so everyone buys into your baller narrative.

    Hang around rich people 

    You might actually increase your chances of becoming a proper baller by hanging around rich people. But if you don’t, at least you’ll look the part when you take those lit pictures for October dump.

    Don’t lose focus

    The last thing you need is to be distracted. You don’t want to lose focus and start spending beyond your budget to maintain your baller status. If inflation starts making it too expensive, go back to being a mechanic.


    QUIZ: Are You a Baller or a Mechanic?


  • Maybe it’s glasses or special gloves. But the thing that will let me know if ponmo is soft before it enters my plate, I need it. Fast!

    Iya Moria has punished me too many times.

    Anything that can make me jump traffic like this in Nigeria, please make it happen.

    Let me just turn to transformer when third-mainland starts nonsense.

    Maybe it’s spirit we’ll employ last-last. But Nigerians need something that’ll shout “don’t pick this call, it’s money they want to ask for” when people want to turn you to GTB ATM.

    But really, won’t this be mad?

    Imagine if our cars had automatic koboko for when Danfo drivers start misbehaving. No stress, you’ll be in the car and it’ll be doing its thing

    Or something that can just rake keke-marwas, when they think they can be dragging road unnecessarily.

    I’m tired at this point. If it’s special face-cap we can be wearing for our generators so they won’t be so noisy, somebody make it please!

    As money for Mikano isn’t set.

    You know what every Nigerian needs? Their own siren! Once those politicians start making noise like this, we turn it to choir meeting.

    If soldier catches you, don’t bring them to Zikoko office oh!

    Since mosquitoes have turned Baygon to body spray, if we could just get like automatic slappers to catch them, it won’t be bad.

    If you’re feeling this say “yeah-yeah”

    I don’t know how Whatsapp wants to do it, but something that can be replying my mommy automatically: “wow that’s true”,when she starts with her BCs. Quick, please.

    It has reached SOS at this point!

    Who can fund this? Portable lie-detector for when our mechanics want to start moving mad?

    Once they start saying: “aunty na engine problem”, it will just shout: “stop lying, it’s only spark -plug”

    Do you know how mad it will be if our cars could wear invisibility cloaks when LASTMA starts their nonsense?

    “your license and particu… blood of Jesus”

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  • 15 Things Anyone That Has Ever Used A Nigerian Mechanic Will Immediately Relate To

    1. When the noise your car has been making only stops when you try to show your mechanic.

    Is this juju?

    2. When you give them your car with one problem and it comes back with three new ones.

    Are you not the Devil?

    3. How they actually fix the problem:

    True story.

    4. When they “help you repair” what hadn’t even spoilt yet.

    “Oga, the thing don dey spoil already.”

    5. When they realize you really don’t know anything about cars.

    It’s all over. Don’t cry. Don’t beg.

    6. Whenever they call the price of spare parts.

    Shouldn’t I just buy another car like this?

    7. When they swear that’s the price and tell you to go and “ask another mechanic.”

    Aren’t all of you the same?

    8. When you finally agree on the price and they tell you workmanship is separate.

    You are a very wicked somebody.

    9. When you give them your car with full tank and it comes back on reserve.

    Are you not mad like this?

    10. When you realize your car is actually with them more than it’s with you.

    Please, I need my car.

    11. When they still have the mind to ask “anything for boys?”

    You no even fear.

    12. When they bring the car back with a new sound and swear it’s normal.

    Which kind of nonsense lie is that?

    13. When they told you it would be ready in 2 days and 2 weeks have passed.

    Is this life?

    14. When you see him using the car to cruise with his babe.

    IT IS OVER! IT HAS FINISHED! SOMEBODY HAS TO DIE TODAY!

    15. When he returns the car and nothing is missing.

    Wow. I’m impressed.