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  • What It Means to Be 30+, From the POV of New Inductees

    What It Means to Be 30+, From the POV of New Inductees

    International Youth Day 2023 was on Saturday, August 12. To celebrate, I asked some newly inducted 30+ members how they feel about arriving on the third floor of their youth.

    What It Means to Be 30+, From the POV of New Inductees

    These individuals still feel youthful at heart even though Nigeria’s National Youth Policy restricts youths to those aged 18-29 years.

    “Something about beans doesn’t agree with me anymore” Adeniji*, 30

    Because of the 30-plus jokes flying around, it registered in my subconscious that I should pay extra attention to my health once I turn 30. I don’t know if I’m overthinking it, but it’s weird that my stomach can’t hold down beans anymore. I noticed this about two months after I turned 30. Once I eat beans, it’s the toilet straight. Until now, I can’t remember ever worrying about toilet troubles whenever I ate beans.

    “I feel the same as I felt when I was 20” Divine*, 31

    I’m here now and nothing feels different than it did when I was in my 20s. I roll my eyes when I read the 30-plus banter on Twitter. Or maybe it’s too early to tell but even my friends and family think I don’t act or look my age.

    “I’ll stay 29 for a while” Kenneth*, 30

    I turned 30 in February, but no one really knows, apart from my family members and close friends. I didn’t celebrate it. There’s just something about turning this age that rattled me, like I’m running out of time. By 30, I was going to have my own house, car, a steady paying job, and just have my life together, but none of that has happened. The only way to keep my sanity is by blatantly refusing to accept this age. So, I’ve pressed pause and will stay 29 for a while.

    “It’s only on the inside I feel like something has changed” Lynda*, Early 30s

    My body hasn’t changed much. My face hasn’t aged since I clocked 25. It’s only on the inside that I feel like something changed. My knees are annoyingly weak now; they keep giving out whenever I attempt to dance, sit for a bit or stand for long. I’m also taking my health much more seriously now, taking supplements and sleeping early.

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    “I should’ve been vocal about my work in my 20s” Dimeji*, 30

    I’ve realised that there are things I could have done better in my 20s. I should’ve been more vocal about my work. I envy the Gen Zs who find it easy to carry their work on their heads. I think some of us grew up with the mentality that you’re being unnecessarily proud if you do that, but these days, you have to speak for your work before it speaks for itself. Meanwhile, the statement about 30+ people wanting rest with lots of peace of mind is true. The best time of the day is when I lay on my bed to sleep.

    “A new kind of horny I can’t explain” James*, Early 30s

    Why didn’t anyone say anything about the random boners and urge to have sex almost every day once you turn 30, or is it just a me thing? My wife actually noticed first. Usually, we’d go at it twice a week, and it wasn’t because we had a schedule, it was just something that worked for us. This pattern has changed a lot since I turned 30. It’s like I just want to ejaculate every time. It’s so bad that I’ve had to help myself sometimes because I didn’t want to disturb my wife. Hopefully, it passes soon sha because I’m getting worried. I didn’t use to be this crazy about sex and orgasms.

    “Every conversation with my dad now leads to marriage talk” Bidemi*, Early 30s

    My dad used to be patient with me, but e be like say the man don dey taya, cos pressure don dey. Every conversation with him now leads to marriage talk. I’m not bothered by it because I know how to handle him. There was this particular year I didn’t go home for eight months. He had to beg me to come back. However, even I can’t wait to be married, and I’m hopeful that it will happen this year, in Jesus’s name.

  • Nigeria’s 2023 Election Voter Breakdown

    Nigeria’s 2023 Election Voter Breakdown

    We’re 20 days from Nigeria’s 2023 presidential elections and 34 days from the state elections. Here is a breakdown of voters who will decide the outcome of the election:

    The North-West has the highest number of registered voters

    North-West Nigeria has the highest number of registered voters at 22,255,562, an increase from the previous election year, 2019, when 20,158,100 voters were registered. 

    Other geopolitical zones also experienced increased registered voters: in the South-West, 17,985,966 voters were registered compared to 16,292,212 in 2019; in the North-Central, 17,958,966 voters were recorded in 2023 and 13,366,070 in 2019. In 2019, 12,841,279 voters were registered in the South-South, but in 2023, we witnessed an increase to 14,440,714. The North-East also saw an increase from 11,289,293 to 12,542,429 voters.

    However, this improvement in the number of voters didn’t happen in the South-East. In 2019, there were a total of 10,057,130 registered voters, and in 2023, there were 10,907,606 registered voters. Some of the factors that might be responsible for this are:

    • Insecurity
    • The sit-at-home order declared by the Indigenous Peoples of Biafra (IPOB)

    There are more male than female voters

    Women have fought for their participation and representation in politics and government for years. And getting your Permanent Voters’ Card (PVC) is one of the first steps to ensuring this happens. This year, the number of registered voters is 96,303,208, and it once again looks like there’ll be more male voters than female. Statistics show that the percentage of male and female voters are 52.5% and 47.5%, respectively. This is similar to the 2019 elections, where the ratio of male to female voters was 52.86% to 47.14%. 

    The youths determine who emerges victorious at the polls

    Every year, youths constitute the highest proportion of voters. For the 2023 Nigeria elections, 37,060,399 youths (39.5%) are registered to vote out of 96.3 million voters. 

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    This also happened in the 2019 elections, where the youth made up 51.1% of registered voters. 

    Lagos has the highest number of registered voters

    As with the 2019 elections, for the upcoming 2023 elections, Lagos recorded the highest voter registrations at 7,060,195. Other states with high voter registrations are Kano, Kaduna, Rivers and Katsina.

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    The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has extended the collection of Permanent Voter Cards (PVCs) to February 5, 2023. The country is in a dire state right now. You still have a chance to pick up your PVC. Let’s fight for our lives and build a country where we don’t have to see premium shege every other week. 

  • A Week In The Life Of A Journalist Covering The SARS Protest

    A Week In The Life Of A Journalist Covering The SARS Protest

    “A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today is Femi, a writer at Zikoko. He talks about his experience covering the #Endsars protest in Lagos, how the protest is affecting relationships, and why every Nigerian should support the protest.

    FRIDAY:

    Today is a big day because I’m covering the #EndSARS protests in Lagos. I’m happy because lowkey, I’ve been annoyed about Nigerians not speaking up for their rights. So, seeing young people come together to stage a peaceful protest makes me proud of them. Of us. And that has gingered me to document the protest. As a journalist, it’s my duty to ensure that society works the way it’s supposed to. That’s why I’m up two hours earlier than I’d normally wake up to complete my tasks for the day. 

    My tasks include covering how protesters in Lagos have been harassed by the police. I’m also reporting the demands of the protesters in clear terms. By the time I’m done, I have renewed ginger to take to the protest ground.

    11 am:

    I left my house by 10 am, but I didn’t get to the protest venue [Alausa] until 11 am. There was a bit of traffic caused by the protesters. It’s easy to get carried away by protest frenzy, so I have to remind myself that I’m here in an official capacity. That means before I react to anything, my camera should be rolling. 

    12 noon:

    A thug tried to snatch my phone while I was recording videos. He was surprised that I didn’t let go of my phone easily. I even got a punch in the mouth for struggling. Thankfully, people surrounded us and pushed him away. It’s funny how he just kept on walking like he didn’t just try to steal from me. I’ve texted my friend safety tips for when he’s coming to join me: “Come along with water, snacks, ID cards, cash, comfortable clothes and no jewellery.”

    1 pm:

    The protest has been peaceful so far. We have people volunteering to clean up after people littering. I’ve lost count of how many times someone has offered me snacks and water. There are people here distributing facemasks for protesters. Everything is just so orderly. The one time we had an agitated person, we took them aside to ensure that the protest didn’t turn violent. I’m so proud of everyone here who showed up. 

    1:30 pm:

    I’m a bit worried. There are a lot of policemen stationed outside the house of assembly where we’re protesting. Even though it’s a peaceful protest, there’s that underneath fear that anything can happen. The police say they’re here to observe. I’ll soon go on IG live for work. Let me show the people at home how it’s going and that we’re safe. 

    2:00 pm:

    At some point, some agbayas with berets attempted to make themselves the centre of the protest. We promptly shouted them down and didn’t allow them to speak because we don’t want political affiliations with our protest. One of the ways we’re keeping the protest anonymous is to have everyone on equal standing. There’s no one person handling the crowd. There’s no one person talking all the time. The megaphone passes to different people so everyone has a chance to say something at any given time. There’s no central figure, and that’s good because the government can’t pick one person to either harass, bribe or use as a stumbling block to the protests. I think that’s one of the reasons why the protest has gathered momentum. 

    2:30 pm:

    At this protest, there are two types of people. People who urinate in a large drainage near the Lagos state house of assembly, and people who walk the distance to the city mall to use their toilets. Do with this information what you will. 

    3:00pm:

    Some people suggested that we block the Lagos-Ibadan expressway. Their reasoning is that we’re not making enough impact at the house of assembly as the traditional media is still ignoring us. 

    We’ve blocked the traffic lanes on the express, and traffic is stretching as far as the eye can see. There are convoys, bullion vans, army and policemen in the traffic. I’m scared of an altercation, but I also understand the importance of this cause. 

    Some people came to negotiate, so we left one lane open for traffic on both sides. Instead of a total shut down, it’s now go-slow. I hope the government is paying attention. 

    4 pm – 6 pm:

    I was worried that morale would drop in the evening.  Apparently, someone has booked a DJ. Another person rented a generator. Someone else has gotten canopies, so there’s ginger at the protest ground. The first song the DJ plays is Fem by Davido, and the crowd loses it. Why everybody just dey para for us? 

    10 pm:

    Some people are hell-bent on passing the night at Alausa. However, I’m going home to sleep. Seeing all these people coming out to air their grievances gives me an overwhelming sense of pride. For the first time in this generation’s memory, we’ve decided to let our displeasure be known to the government. 

    I’m proud, tired, and I can’t wait to hit my bed. 

    SATURDAY:

    I’m up early. Again. 

    Today’s protest starts by 8:00 am, so I have to get there early. I’m thinking about the fact that Nigeria is notorious for human rights abuse, therefore protests require courage.  Every time you attend a protest, you don’t know if you’re going to be bundled away. Summoning bravery is the first barrier many Nigerians have to overcome before deciding whether they want to make their voices heard or not.

    I really don’t blame anyone that doesn’t come out to protest. If you can’t attend physically, you can still help by either donating or aggressively amplifying on social media. 

    I think protesters need to know that in addition to wearing correct gear, they shouldn’t incite violence. If any faction is becoming violent and destroying properties, they should immediately leave the area. It’s also crucial to have a protest partner who knows your full name, address and emergency contact. In case anything happens. I recommend as many protest partners as possible because the more the better. The more details people have, the better chance you stand if anything happens. 

    I’m running late with all this thinking. I need to get up and get going.

    They [government] must not take us for idiot.

    SUNDAY:

    I woke up tired today. Standing and walking around Lagos takes a toll on your body, but my eye is on the prize — our voices must be heard. I know that effort is not wasted, so that’s encouraging. We must keep gathering. We must keep pushing. If we don’t support the protests by our physical presence, we’ll donate. If we don’t have money, we’ll amplify on social media. 

    It’s been tiring, and I’ve had less sleep in the past few days than I should, but it’s for a worthy cause. We’re all fighting for a Nigeria we can be proud of. 

    The most surprising thing for me has been seeing the middle class come out to protest. I think that has given a lot of humanity to the protest. You see people who look like you, went to the same school as you. People who talk like you. And they’re putting themselves on the line. I didn’t think I was going to see Nigerians from different backgrounds protest together. At least, not anytime soon.

    Another thing from this protest is hearing how it’s affecting relationships. A friend called to tell me that he hasn’t spent as much time with his girlfriend in a while. Another friend had a similar complaint. After reminding ourselves why we’re protesting, we came to a conclusion: na person wey dey alive go fuck. 

    MONDAY:

    My biggest fears are coming to fruition. Two people in Lagos were shot by the police today. I was afraid of people losing their lives during this protest because people lose hope when the shootings start. However, it seems like the more they kill us, the more young people are ready to push for basic human rights. I’m concerned the protests will become a full-scale riot, and I hope that we don’t get there. 

    For me, this is bigger than a SARS Protest. We are at the point where Nigerians are finally fighting for what they believe in. We finally have a voice and can demand better.

    We’ve proven to govt and international bodies that Nigerian people will no longer be pushed around. That’s a major win for me even if the protest doesn’t meet its objective of ending Sars. 

    I have to work today, so I’ll support the cause on social media. Tomorrow, I go again. I’m pulling up with my guys physically to make sure that our voices are heard. Or I will stay back to document that we spoke, and the government was silent while we died.


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  • 10 Unpopular Marriage Opinions Young Nigerians Are Not Sorry About

    10 Unpopular Marriage Opinions Young Nigerians Are Not Sorry About
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    Marriage is bat shit scary. What? Why are you all looking at me funny? I just said out loud what we all secretly think about. He who is without “how tf will I marry someone” should be the first to cast a stone.

    Yh, I didn’t think so.

    Anyway, seeing as young people generally feel the same way about the institution that is marriage, I asked them about the hill they are willing to die on concerning marriage. Some of the answers were interesting…

    Here are some of the responses:

    1) Marriage is not by force.

    “See, many people are not fit to live with another person or raise kids. They know and have accepted this. I just wish other people would be self-aware enough to stop allowing society pressure them into something they don’t like or will ever be ready for.”

    2) Big wedding = big spending.

    “If your husband does not spend a lot of money making the wedding ceremony glamorous, it’s a sign that he is going to be stingy in the marriage. My dear, run.”

    3) Is it your money?

    “There’s a scene in Ozark where the actor has 24 hours to produce 8 million dollars or be killed by the Mafia. He explains the situation to his wife and they agree to unite as a family to pay off the money. Later that day, his wife empties their joint account and tries to elope with her secret lover.

    After watching that scene, the hill I am willing to die on is that you should not share a bank account with your partner. Let each man eat from the sweat of their breast. Imagine someone eloping with my hard-earned money.”

    4) There is nothing like too soon.

    “I see people say that you should date for xx number of years before getting married and I think that’s silly. Some even say that marrying someone you met 6 months ago is too soon.

    There is only so much you can simulate in a relationship. Marriage is way different. You only get good at marriage by being married and scaling the hurdles of life. Abi can relationship prepare you for the death of a child or cancer?”

    5) Marry someone you can tolerate.

    “People say marry your best friend and shit like that and that’s a big lie. Does your best friend live with you all year round? Do they snore? Marry someone you can tolerate on most days and find peace.”

    6) Marry someone richer than you.

    “It’s not compulsory to marry for love. You can get fond of a person with time. But it is compulsory that marriage helps you climb up financially and socially. Check that pali before you marry. So that your children will not swear for you the way I swear for my parents.”

    7) Sexual chemistry is a must.

    “Miss me with that no sex until marriage yarns. I have to make sure that the person I marry likes all the sexual things I like. I will now marry someone that will be telling me sorry while he’s choking me. I say disrespect me, you are saying sorry. Sorry for yourself.”

    8) I believe in a soulmate…but.

    “I totally believe in the concept of a soulmate. But, I believe you can have more than one. See, I love everybody and left to me, I will sleep with everybody. They are all my soul mates. I keep telling these women that they are all special to me but they don’t believe. I am just an equal opportunity lover who has so much love to give.”

    9) No time.

    “Once I finish University and I get a job that pays me at least N150,000 to N200,000, I am going to get married. My parents started with less and didn’t do so badly.

    Premarital sex makes me feel guilty so it’s best I make it legal as quickly as possible. My married friends say sex slaps sweeter when you are not constantly thinking of burning in hell after. I want to experience that.”

    10) Na wa.

    “No matter who you choose or how well thought how you plan, you will still marry the wrong person. I think everyone should read this article for better context before they think I am some unhappy and miserable person.”

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