We know you more than you know yourself, just take the quiz and you’ll see.
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9 Ways To Recognise A Wicked Nigerian Woman
Evil Nigerian women are like little devils, roaming around, looking for whom to devour. Thanks to Momsy’s prayers, you have managed not to fall into the grasp of evil Nigerian women. If you have, my condolences to you. May affliction not rise a second time. If it had already risen a second time, you need to check yourself. This is how to recognise and avoid a wicked Nigerian woman.
1. If she’s Igbo, Edo or Ondo, she’s a wicked Nigerian woman.
Even the devil is afraid of these women. If you don’t want to cry hot boiling tears (with catarrh for bonus), avoid them.
2. Avoid short women
Short women are close to the devil so they are usually the first to receive instruction from him. Avoid them before they carry out his instructions on you.
3. If she has a big forehead.
What do you think they store in that big headspace? It’s wickedness. My brother, run oh.
4. If she eats from your plate, she’s a wicked Nigerian woman.
If she really is a good person, would she really be eating your food from your plate? Does she really want you to be well-fed? If your woman eats from your plate, you know what that means. Wickedness.
5. If she steals your clothes
She might try to pretend that it’s all love, but she really wants you to end up naked. The Bible says “Flee from all appearances of evil.”
6. If different people pay for her subscription
Tunde is paying for her Netflix. Itoro is paying for her Spotify. Charles is paying for her Amazon Prime. Ejiro is paying for her Disney Plus. Anita is paying for her Hulu but you think she’s your babe? You’re playing with fire.
7. If she bullies you
If she’s a bully, do I even need to tell you?
8. If she watches movies and shows on her phone
A woman that would rather watch movies on her phone than a TV or laptop? There’s something wrong somewhere. Sounds like the machinations of the devil.
9. If she stresses you
Anybody that stresses you wants to give you high blood pressure and end your life. Run from a wicked Nigerian woman today.
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11 Quizzes That Will Expose The Wicked Ones Among Us
Is your heart black? Well, these 11 quizzes we’ve compiled know the truth. If you’re a Nigerian politician that found your way here, no need to take them, you already know the answer.
N.B: Every Zikoko quiz result you share to social media will have #SARSMustEnd attached to it.
1. How Wicked Are You?
Is your heart completely black? Take this quiz.
2. Which Nollywood Villain Are You?
Patience Ozokwor, Chiwetalu Agu or Segun Arinze? Take this quiz,
3. How Cold-Hearted Are You?
Is your heart made of ice? Take this quiz.
4. Are You A Good Or Bad Person?
What’s your good and evil %? Take this quiz.
5. How Much Of A Hater Are You?
Is your heart full of hate? Take this quiz.
6. What’s Your Worst Quality?
Are you selfish, proud or just mean? Take this quiz.
7. Which Nollywood Stereotype Are You?
Are you the home-wrecker or the evil in-law? Take this quiz.
8. How Often Do You Cheat In Relationships?
Do you cheat all the time? Take this quiz.
9. Can We Guess Your Biggest Vice?
Is your vice lust, greed, pride, wrath, laziness or envy? Take this quiz.
10. How Heartless Are You?
Are you heartless or kind? Take this quiz.
11. How Mean Are You On A Scale Of 0-10?
Are you mean or nah? Take this quiz.
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QUIZ: How Wicked Are You?
Is your heart completely black or are you an angel walking amongst us mere mortals? Well, this quiz is here to tell you. You’re probably going to want to argue about the result, but before you do, just remember: Zikoko never lies.
Go ahead:
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If The Inner You Is A Wicked Person, You Can Relate
1. When you have to pretend to care about people and their problems.
2. When someone tells you their boyfriend is cheating and your first instinct is to laugh, like:
3. When you don’t feel sorry for crying babies, instead you’re like:
4. When your friends always use you to deliver harsh messages, because they know your heart is made of stone.
5. When you see people fall down, you’re like:
6. When your boyfriend tells you he loves you, but you’re wondering how that one is your business.
7. When someone thinks just because they’ve apologised, everything can go back to normal.
8. When people say “I’m disappointed in you”, you’re like:
9. This is your permanent mood, at least on the inside!
