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Week | Zikoko!
  • What if the Days of the Week Were Siblings?

    Siblings have their designated roles and behaviours in every family. From the black sheep to the golden child, we’ve seen it all. So what if the days of the week were all siblings in a large family? This is definitely how it’ll go down. 

    Monday 

    The first-born child who’s loved by both parents but absolutely hated by the younger siblings. They probably got two degrees, married early and are rich now. The other siblings don’t see all the sacrifice Monday makes and the ridiculous pressure they’re under. They just see them as a know-it-all.

    Tuesday 

    The immediate younger siblings of Monday who can never match up no matter how hard they try. Tuesday busts its ass off but can never really be considered “That girl”. They’re sick and tired of always being second place. Monday wishes they could repair their relationship with Tuesday, but it’ll never happen. Tuesday needs therapy. 

    Wednesday 

    Wednesday was born when parents realised they’d fucked up with Monday and Tuesday. Wednesday then proceeds to be even more messed up than the other two, a constant reminder that parents might never get it right. 

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    Thursday 

    The neglected child. Nobody really remembers them or what they have to offer. They don’t have distinguishing qualities. They’re just trying to get through life. Thursday is tired but content. 

    Friday

    The “I can do it all” sibling. Tries to have a great work-life balance, neglecting the other siblings. They don’t make much time for family activities and have chosen to make their friends the found family. 

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    Saturday 

    Original black sheep of the family. Anything that concerns their other siblings? Out. They’re closer to Friday and Sunday, though, because Friday understands how annoying family is, and Sunday thinks they’re cool. Saturday just enjoys expressing themself. 

    Sunday 

    The unplanned child and last-born teenager with severe mental health issues. All Sunday has is sadness, grief and angst. Since most of the siblings are grown up and juggling jobs and life, Sunday is left to its devices, and just wants to be more like Saturday.

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  • QUIZ: What Will Stress You This Week?

    Work will always stress you. But apart from that, what else will stress you out this week? If you’re lucky it will be your partner. If you’re not, it will be your bank account.

    Find out:

  • QUIZ: What Award Do You Deserve This Week?

    It’s award season and it’s raining awards everywhere! We’ve decided to award you with what you deserve. Take this quiz to get yours:

  • Zikoko Selects: The Funniest Videos On The Internet To Start Your Week
    Never mind how your week is starting out; good, bad, somehow somehow, this is a selection of videos to keep you laughing through the pain. Feel free to use it to refresh your laughs at various points during the week. You’re welcome!

    1. This one about all those friends that just know everybody.

    2. These ones that were trying to follow ladder to only God knows where:

    https://twitter.com/KraksTV/status/869272370942541824

    3. This one about sex positions that’ll make you plead the blood of Jesus:

    https://twitter.com/KraksTV/status/870257447423889408

    4. This one about that wicked teacher everybody had in school:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BUwN2qCABIJ/?taken-by=funny_african_pics

    5. This one that is just shading Nigerian policemen anyhow:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BUv5GgmgBbT/?taken-by=funny_african_pics

    6. And then there’s this one about Nigerians and job rejections:

    https://twitter.com/IamKanmi/status/867830507396116480

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