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weather | Zikoko!
  • As we are all aware, the rainy season is here. And while we like how rain makes the weather cool for us, we have to admit Nigerian rain can be extra! Here are all the things you need to survive.

    1. If you don’t have a big umbrella in this weather, you’re on your own.

    Not all those small ones that can fly away with small wind o!

    2. Nylon bag, or even sack sef for added protection.

    To tie on your head when your umbrella is not having sense.

    3. Original bathroom slippers is an absolute must.

    To help the life of your loubs and nike shoes!

    4. Canoe and paddle for all the times the rain is proving stubborn.

    When the rain decides to turn everywhere into river.

    5. Life jacket, for those of us that cannot swim.

    If you cannot afford the canoe, kuku buy this one.

    6. Forget lamp, lantern and kerosine is the way forward.

    When NEPA will not even let you charge lamp nko?

    7. Everybody needs a Sugar Parent

    Because Sugar Daddy can send Range. Sugar mummy won’t even let you go anywhere

    8. Okay, forget everything for a moment, see this Firewood?

    That is what you need to become this season. “Weather for two” is a dangerous idea. Baby food is expensive. Be wise.

  • 9 Harmattan Struggles Every Lagosian Knows To Be True

    1. When people in other states are complaining of harmattan cold but all you feel is heat.

    Are we really in this same Naija?

    2. You, praying for even small harmattan breeze.

    Oh Lord Of Elijah, answer your boy.

    3. When you realize Lagos harmattan is just dust and more heat.

    Who have we offended in this town?

    4. When the harmattan now finally visits Lagos small, you’re like:

    I can now rock my fine pull-over!

    5. How your joy is full when you can now chook mouth and complain about the weather.

    “Oh wow, this harmattan has no chill!”

    6. You, running to the market to buy shea butter and vaseline like:

    So my crush will not see my ashiness.

    7. When the harmattan now decides to say bye-bye after 3 days.

    Which kind of rough play is this?

    8. When you travel to another state and you see the real harmattan.

    So Lagos harmattan is a myth?

    9. And no amount of shea butter and oil will stop you from looking like this:

    Ashy AF!