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10 People That Are So Not Here For This Year’s Valentine’s Day

1. Valentine’s Day, not choreography practice.

https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/828268514901422080

2. Anybody that buys singlet and boxers this year is cancelled!

If she gets you boxers or singlet on vals day; dump her ass, you deserve better. 😒
— King.sol 🇶🇦 (@teddi_speaks) February 8, 2017

3. That’s bae right there!

https://twitter.com/DanielEgwede/status/829218061127401472

4. Single people on Valentine’s Day be like:

https://twitter.com/Yommie_Scream/status/828652436315369474

5. For the sharp ladies out there.

https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/828920683803660288

6. If you don’t have boxers, better don’t form.

https://twitter.com/TheUfuoma_/status/829059202098327552
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7. Bae that doesn’t want anointing, is that one bae?

https://twitter.com/wanks_dc/status/829112261704871936

8. Nigerian men, when their girlfriends start throwing Valentine’s Day hints.

https://twitter.com/TheDejiBalogun/status/828965026694299648

9. How to tension people this Valentine’s Day.

https://twitter.com/HenRay_DS/status/829287103213219841

10. When you’re actually single to stupor.

You can't buy Val's day gift if you are single. pic.twitter.com/MnBZCQbe8v
— Ógèchi (@AdaUbakala) February 5, 2017

Maryam

February 13, 2017

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Please, Can We Leave These Rubbish Valentine’s Day Gifts In 2016?

1. Abeg, no more singlet and boxers.

No sis! Are you that cheap?
2. Or yourself in new underwear.

So you won’t buy pant if it wasn’t Valentine’s Day?
3. Cooler of rice and stew.

That’s what we ate yesterday, no please!
4. Card and Eva wine.

Jump and pass abeg!
5. Shortbread and drink.

Are you even serious?
6. ‘Hawt Secks’

You ought to be ashamed if you’re considering this.
7. Eating his money for Valentine’s Day.

Please let’s have sense in 2017.
8. Couple ‘customised’ printed Tee-shirts.

Are you in primary school?

Maryam

February 7, 2017

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Valentine’s Day Is Almost Here And Nigerians Are Already Talking About It!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the month of Febaery is here and we are ready too!
FeBAEry = February = Valentine’s day. The question is are you ready for Valentine’s day? These comments show some Nigerian’s are already feeling about the day of the bae!
While others sleep, the search for an already trained boyfriend has begun.

As I haven't any viable Valentine's Day plans, I am looking to lease an already trained boyfriend. If you have one you're not using, DM me
— Chapman Roan #EndSARS (@Misundastudent) January 19, 2016

This person must be really pained.

https://twitter.com/tiedyecloset/status/694525292782682114

Thers’s this warning sign.

This is a trap guys, remember how close Feb 14 is. https://t.co/1gnZ8hewGA
— Gicheru (@martingicheru) January 27, 2016

Dropping of serious hints..

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Loneliness is not just an option.

https://twitter.com/The_Nenye/status/694787221535219712

This really brilliant ad.

This is the hotel in VI to book for valentine if you have ₦322,000 you are not using. pic.twitter.com/t26vhIIMIS
— Hotels.ng (@hotelsng) February 1, 2016

And because God is the eternal bae to the baeless…

Fam, I've not gone to church in a long time, but on the 14th, God will be my Valentine cos I'm spending that day in His presence. Amen🙏🏾
— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) February 2, 2016

This plot twist..

Some people will give you an expensive gift for Valentine then top that up with an STD before Feb 15
— Noble Igwe (@Nobsdaslushhkid) February 2, 2016

Some can’t even be bothered.

February is here and everybody is talking about Valentine.

Please, who's ready for Deadpool. Cos I can't wait anymore
— habib (@whoishabyb) February 1, 2016

Not everytime bae, sometimes share the spirit of giving.

https://twitter.com/Yemi_OG/status/694756870670716928

Some can’t wait..

Been asking >>> @Missturnerbecky out for months now… If she grees before Valentine, imma gv her anythn she wants.
— Alhaji (@yeankhar) February 2, 2016

To receive nothing on that day.

I am really anxious to receive nothing on Valentine's day
— 231 (@OtunbaBillz) February 2, 2016

This confession.

I dont think I've ever had a Valentine. I'm saving myself for marriage 😇
— Eka (@Lionezz__) January 31, 2016

When you cannot understand the idea behind Valentine’s day.

Lol, still don't get what's special about Valentine's day. Don't y'all love each other on a normal day ni? Lai ki se birthday abi Christmas
— MCIEH Sanitarian Temitope Agboola™, NEBOSH EMC (@topgee992) January 25, 2016

Because, cute bae photos must be taken.

You guys you can rent me on Val's day as an official third wheel. I'll just go with you on dates and take pictures for you.
— the cat's pyjamas 😼 (@PenelPixie) January 24, 2016

Education is a key to success.

https://twitter.com/HeyOlajide/status/691028478074982400

Even in the face of ugliness, money must be made.

You can now rent me for Val's day. I might be ugly, but I promise not to spoil our pictures.15k per hour only.

Please RT for a friend.
— Echezona (@Bash_Aleee) January 23, 2016

Maryam

February 3, 2016

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10 People That Are So Not Here For This Year’s Valentine’s Day

1. Valentine’s Day, not choreography practice.

2. Anybody that buys singlet and boxers this year is cancelled!

3. That’s bae right there!

4. Single people on Valentine’s Day be like:

5. For the sharp ladies out there.

6. If you don’t have boxers, better don’t form.

7. Bae that doesn’t want anointing, is that one bae?

8. Nigerian men, when their girlfriends start throwing Valentine’s Day hints.

9. How to tension people this Valentine’s Day.

10. When you’re actually single to stupor.

Please, Can We Leave These Rubbish Valentine’s Day Gifts In 2016?

1. Abeg, no more singlet and boxers.

2. Or yourself in new underwear.

3. Cooler of rice and stew.

4. Card and Eva wine.

5. Shortbread and drink.

6. ‘Hawt Secks’

7. Eating his money for Valentine’s Day.

8. Couple ‘customised’ printed Tee-shirts.

Valentine’s Day Is Almost Here And Nigerians Are Already Talking About It!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the month of Febaery is here and we are ready too!

While others sleep, the search for an already trained boyfriend has begun.

This person must be really pained.

Thers’s this warning sign.

Dropping of serious hints..

Loneliness is not just an option.

This really brilliant ad.

And because God is the eternal bae to the baeless…

This plot twist..

Some can’t even be bothered.

Not everytime bae, sometimes share the spirit of giving.

Some can’t wait..

To receive nothing on that day.

This confession.

When you cannot understand the idea behind Valentine’s day.

Because, cute bae photos must be taken.

Education is a key to success.

Even in the face of ugliness, money must be made.