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  • 10 People That Are So Not Here For This Year’s Valentine’s Day

    10 People That Are  So Not Here For This Year’s Valentine’s Day

    1. Valentine’s Day, not choreography practice.

    https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/828268514901422080

    2. Anybody that buys singlet and boxers this year is cancelled!

    3. That’s bae right there!

    https://twitter.com/DanielEgwede/status/829218061127401472

    4. Single people on Valentine’s Day be like:

    https://twitter.com/Yommie_Scream/status/828652436315369474

    5. For the sharp ladies out there.

    https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/828920683803660288

    6. If you don’t have boxers, better don’t form.

    https://twitter.com/TheUfuoma_/status/829059202098327552
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    7. Bae that doesn’t want anointing, is that one bae?

    https://twitter.com/wanks_dc/status/829112261704871936

    8. Nigerian men, when their girlfriends start throwing Valentine’s Day hints.

    https://twitter.com/TheDejiBalogun/status/828965026694299648

    9. How to tension people this Valentine’s Day.

    https://twitter.com/HenRay_DS/status/829287103213219841

    10. When you’re actually single to stupor.

  • Please, Can We Leave These Rubbish Valentine’s Day Gifts In 2016?

    1. Abeg, no more singlet and boxers.

    No sis! Are you that cheap?

    2. Or yourself in new underwear.

    So you won’t buy pant if it wasn’t Valentine’s Day?

    3. Cooler of rice and stew.

    That’s what we ate yesterday, no please!

    4. Card and Eva wine.

    Jump and pass abeg!

    5. Shortbread and drink.

    Are you even serious?

    6. ‘Hawt Secks’

    You ought to be ashamed if you’re considering this.

    7. Eating his money for Valentine’s Day.

    Please let’s have sense in 2017.

    8. Couple ‘customised’ printed Tee-shirts.

    Are you in primary school?
  • Valentine’s Day Is Almost Here And Nigerians Are Already Talking About It!

    Valentine’s Day Is Almost Here And Nigerians Are Already Talking About It!

    Roses are red, violets are blue, the month of Febaery is here and we are ready too!

    FeBAEry = February = Valentine’s day. The question is are you ready for Valentine’s day? These comments show some Nigerian’s are already feeling about the day of the bae!

    While others sleep, the search for an already trained boyfriend has begun.

    This person must be really pained.

    https://twitter.com/tiedyecloset/status/694525292782682114

    Thers’s this warning sign.

    Dropping of serious hints..

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    Posted by Her Interests onĀ Tuesday, February 2, 2016

    Loneliness is not just an option.

    https://twitter.com/The_Nenye/status/694787221535219712

    This really brilliant ad.

    And because God is the eternal bae to the baeless…

    This plot twist..

    Some can’t even be bothered.

    Not everytime bae, sometimes share the spirit of giving.

    https://twitter.com/Yemi_OG/status/694756870670716928

    Some can’t wait..

    To receive nothing on that day.

    This confession.

    When you cannot understand the idea behind Valentine’s day.

    Because, cute bae photos must be taken.

    Education is a key to success.

    https://twitter.com/HeyOlajide/status/691028478074982400

    Even in the face of ugliness, money must be made.