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Incessant Staring and 7 Other Things Ilorin Babes Can Relate To

If there’s one thing Ilorin babes can all agree on, it’s that Ilorin people can stare! Here’s seven other things that Ilorin babes can relate to.

1. People staring

It’s normal to get stared at when you’re a hot girl, but in Ilorin, staring hits different. People will stare at you until you leave their vicinity. You’ll think that they don’t have legs and arms of their own to look at.

2. Shopping from Post Office because Lagos prices won’t kill us

Every hot Ilorin babe knows the right places to shop in Post Office. The best thing about shopping at Post Office is that the products are original and affordable, unlike a city we know.

3. Not having enough choices of places to go on dates

There are like ten decent restaurants for dates in Ilorin and we’ve been to all of them. We need more abeg.

4. Yahoo boys in their DMs claiming to be crypto traders

This one is hilarious. They always think you’re not smart enough to know the difference between crypto trading and straight up yahooism. No dey whine me, dear.

5. “Tanke, sir”

If you have a car in Ilorin and you’ve driven inside the University, you’ve definitely heard someone say this, trying to hitch a ride out of school.

6. Bike men calling you “ashawo” when you fight them for trying to end your life with their reckless driving

Because they can’t imagine you want to be safe without being a sex worker. Kmt.

RELATED: What She Said: People Call Me An Ashewo Because I Travel Alone

7. Buying a hijab even though you’re not a muslim

After all the staring, you just might eventually buy a hijab. When you wear the hijab, you get less questions and less staring. Also, it can be pretty cool underneath the hijab despite what you might imagine.

8. Married men propositioning them to be a second or third wife

Ilorin married men are some of the most honest men you’ll meet. They’ll straight up tell you they’re married but they want you to be their second or third wife.

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Mariam Sule

March 16, 2022

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How To Flirt Like A UNILORIN Student

Given how Unilorin students talk about their school, you’d think they don’t flirt. But thank God for this tweet by @HabeebahKareem, we can tell you confidently that Unilorin students are quite versed in the game of flirting. Take a leaf from them and don’t leave the love of your life.

https://twitter.com/HabeebahKareem/status/1279918132442943488

1. In Unilorin, a car gives you 10 extra points in the flirting game. But if you have extra N50 to pay in a korope ride, you are quite the perfect gentleman.

https://twitter.com/s_obasanjo/status/1280097015964237830

2. You can try the religious approach, Alfa Mujeeb.

https://twitter.com/AmatAlAziiz/status/1279938082423308289

3. Good old whining also works.

Scholar scholar
— Koco😈 (@comradekoco) July 6, 2020

4. If you have fornication in mind, here’s something for you.

https://twitter.com/b_eesha_/status/1280078355623264256

5. The good Samaritan approach, but low key you know what you’re after.

Let me have your whatsapp number, so I can text you if dress code is @park
— 😎 Cruise Rider (@Pst_V6ix_007) July 6, 2020

6. Have we mentioned night class? That one is a sure banker. At 3am when everywhere is mortuary cold, you will sneak out to kiss in the dark like Koto Aye witches.

Come for night class na😂😂😂💔
— Midey of C.O.H.S (@midey001) July 5, 2020

10 Things Only Unilorin Students Can Relate To

7. Engineering boys and motion ground photographers.

Sister smile for me na
— .ydk (@_Jeanette____) July 5, 2020

8. With extra rice, extra plantain, extra chicken with coleslaw. You don go.

We don't flirt just buy item 7💀
— Nehemiah𓃵 (@Nehemiahh__) July 5, 2020

9. Whatever the question is, being a Law student is the answer.

I only say "I'm a law student" and pant have off
— LoRd SantanA (@cashyzzle) July 6, 2020

10. The people of Zamfara and Abuja girls hostel have left the group chat.

I’m in front of your hostel
— LhadePineapple🍍 (@Lhade6) July 6, 2020

Valentine has passed, but this one is evergreen: 10 Ways To Celebrate Valentine As A Unilorin Student

7 Unilorin Students Talk About Their Worst Experiences With Lecturers

Kunle Ologunro

July 23, 2020

Aluta and Chill, Campus

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This University Student Withdrew From UNILORIN Because He Cheated In His WASSCE Exams

On any given day, you’ll find that University students discontinue their education for varying reasons. However, when a student voluntarily withdraws over something wrong he did in the past, it shows that the strangest things will never stop happening.

The management of University of Ilorin (UNILORIN) couldn’t be more shocked after receiving a letter sent by a student who voluntarily withdrew from the institution because he claimed he cheated during his WASSCE exams.

In the letter addressed to the Deputy Chancellor of Unilorin, the 300-level student of Sociology, Jephthah Abolarin, stated that he only passed his WASSCE through exam and he dud’t want to continur his education on a ‘shaky foundation’.

We know many of you did copy copy in school but we’re not saying anything sha! Can you drop out of school like Brother Jephthah did? Share your thoughts on this interesting gist in the comments section.

Maryam

September 14, 2016

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18 Experiences Only People Who Attended University Of Ilorin Will Get

1. How the security harasses you at the gate because of ID card.

Uncle calm down.
2. When you see the queue for cabs to Tanke.

Chisos!
3. When a fresher asks you what ‘face Tanke’ means.

Look at this one.
4. How freshers sprint for lectures in SLT and LT1.

It’s not like they’ll graduate with 1st class.
5. When you realise there’s an actual restaurant called Sister Biggs.

No shame!
6. How Sister Biggs looks like on a Monday afternoon.

Is the whole school eating here?
7. When you’re trying to book a bed space but they closed the portal after 30 seconds.

I’ll kuku sleep under the bridge at Challenge .
8. How the flies welcome you when you enter Lagos hostel.

Iyanma!
9. When you see a fine girl walking into Lagos hostel.

After all the forming.
10. When you see the shotput nylons behind Zamfara hostel.

What is this rubbish?
11. How you get to PG hostel when there’s no Keke at the park.

The struggle.
12. When you’re broke and you can’t take the 20 Naira school bus because you’re a big girl.

Hay God!
13. When you see people loving up on walkway.

See these ones.
14. How people come to show their newest kacks on block 4 of walkway.

As per all the big boys and girls are sitting there.
15. When you see freshers kacking on their Matriculation.

You never jam.
16. When you’re wearing trousers and you hear dress-code people are at the car park.

Chineke!
17. How girls that have boyfriends in Engineering carry their shoulders.

As per they’re not our mates.
18. When you go to Oke-Odo and realise it’s just Unilorin extension.

Na wa o.

Maryam

July 20, 2016

Oldies

Nigeria, Nigerian university, Nigerians, unilorin, university of ilorin

Incessant Staring and 7 Other Things Ilorin Babes Can Relate To

1. People staring

2. Shopping from Post Office because Lagos prices won’t kill us

3. Not having enough choices of places to go on dates

4. Yahoo boys in their DMs claiming to be crypto traders

5. “Tanke, sir”

6. Bike men calling you “ashawo” when you fight them for trying to end your life with their reckless driving

7. Buying a hijab even though you’re not a muslim

8. Married men propositioning them to be a second or third wife

How To Flirt Like A UNILORIN Student

1. In Unilorin, a car gives you 10 extra points in the flirting game. But if you have extra N50 to pay in a korope ride, you are quite the perfect gentleman.

2. You can try the religious approach, Alfa Mujeeb.

3. Good old whining also works.

4. If you have fornication in mind, here’s something for you.

5. The good Samaritan approach, but low key you know what you’re after.

6. Have we mentioned night class? That one is a sure banker. At 3am when everywhere is mortuary cold, you will sneak out to kiss in the dark like Koto Aye witches.

7. Engineering boys and motion ground photographers.

8. With extra rice, extra plantain, extra chicken with coleslaw. You don go.

9. Whatever the question is, being a Law student is the answer.

10. The people of Zamfara and Abuja girls hostel have left the group chat.

This University Student Withdrew From UNILORIN Because He Cheated In His WASSCE Exams

On any given day, you’ll find that University students discontinue their education for varying reasons. However, when a student voluntarily withdraws over something wrong he did in the past, it shows that the strangest things will never stop happening.

The management of University of Ilorin (UNILORIN) couldn’t be more shocked after receiving a letter sent by a student who voluntarily withdrew from the institution because he claimed he cheated during his WASSCE exams.

In the letter addressed to the Deputy Chancellor of Unilorin, the 300-level student of Sociology, Jephthah Abolarin, stated that he only passed his WASSCE through exam and he dud’t want to continur his education on a ‘shaky foundation’.

We know many of you did copy copy in school but we’re not saying anything sha! Can you drop out of school like Brother Jephthah did? Share your thoughts on this interesting gist in the comments section.

18 Experiences Only People Who Attended University Of Ilorin Will Get

1. How the security harasses you at the gate because of ID card.

2. When you see the queue for cabs to Tanke.

3. When a fresher asks you what ‘face Tanke’ means.

4. How freshers sprint for lectures in SLT and LT1.

5. When you realise there’s an actual restaurant called Sister Biggs.

6. How Sister Biggs looks like on a Monday afternoon.

7. When you’re trying to book a bed space but they closed the portal after 30 seconds.

8. How the flies welcome you when you enter Lagos hostel.

9. When you see a fine girl walking into Lagos hostel.

10. When you see the shotput nylons behind Zamfara hostel.

11. How you get to PG hostel when there’s no Keke at the park.

12. When you’re broke and you can’t take the 20 Naira school bus because you’re a big girl.

13. When you see people loving up on walkway.

14. How people come to show their newest kacks on block 4 of walkway.

15. When you see freshers kacking on their Matriculation.

16. When you’re wearing trousers and you hear dress-code people are at the car park.

17. How girls that have boyfriends in Engineering carry their shoulders.

18. When you go to Oke-Odo and realise it’s just Unilorin extension.