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  • Everything We Know About the Cases of Sexual Assault in Unilag’s College of Medicine

    Trigger Warning: Sexual assault

    On June 30, 2024, X user @Theariaspeaks posted a Twitter thread to raise awareness about an epidemic of sexual assault at the University of Lagos, sharing anonymous texts from victims and the university’s unwillingness to punish the offenders. In the hours that followed, perpetrators who’d escaped punishment for this act were called out.

    This is everything we know about the reported time and dates of the sexual harassment cases flying around the College of Medicine, University of Lagos, and some parties involved.

    March 2024 — Oluwagbemileke Otokiti

    Image source: @Theariaspeaks (X)

    On June 29, 2024, Oluwagbemileke Otokiti, a 200-level pharmacy student, was called out for allegedly sexually assaulting a 200-level female medicine and surgery student. According to the anonymous messages sent to X user @Theariaspeaks, Oluwagbemileke had been involved in another incident in March 2024. He got caught, and Unilag’s House of Lords  — the student legislative council — fined him ₦5000, asked him to write an apology letter and provide a guarantor to “vouch for his conduct”.

    The victim reported that Oluwagbemileke assaulted her in the early hours (2:55 AM and 3:05 AM) of March 10, 2024, while studying in a classroom. During a conversation with Oluwagbemileke, he hugged her from behind without consent. Despite her expressed discomfort and attempts to get away from the situation, Oluwagbemileke persisted, “making inappropriate sexual comments and exhibiting aggressive behaviour.” She reported to the House of Lords later in the day. 

    According to a statement released by the House of Lords, upon the report of the assault incident, a committee was formed to investigate the situation. During one of the meetings, Oluwagbemileke confessed to the crime and issued a recorded apology. The victim asked for a written apology letter to be sent to all group chats of the College of Medicine and Pharmaceutical Sciences Students (COMPSSA), stating what happened while keeping her anonymous. At the time, she didn’t want the matter to get to the school authorities.

    As of March 20, Oluwagbemileke had paid the ₦5000 fine and asked for a week extension to find his guarantor. However, he eventually failed to do so, and the matter escalated to the Dean of Student Affairs (DSA).

    The victim stated that Oluwagbemileke is a repeat offender and something similar and non-consensual had happened between them in 100 Level.

    On March 22, 2024, the Pharmaceutical Association of Nigerian Students, Unilag Chapter, wrote to the Dean of the Pharmacy faculty about Oluwagbemileke’s sexual misconduct.

    Oluwagbemileke, however, participated in a faculty sports event despite several complaints from women who didn’t feel safe around him.

    June 26, 2024 — Samuel Adigwe

    Image source: @OlajumokeHera (X)

    On June 28, 2024, another male pharmacy student was reported for sexually harassing a female radiography student. 

    At approximately 1:00 AM on June 26, when the victim had fallen asleep in a Cold Room where she was studying, Samuel inappropriately touched her. The victim pushed Samuel away and called her friend, who confronted him, but he wasn’t bothered. He allegedly claimed that “it was mutual”.

    She reported the case to the House of Lords, and an investigation was launched immediately.

    In response to the sexual assault report, Unilag’s Sub-Dean sent a warning message directed at the male students in the 400 Level pharmacy group chat.

    A 300-level male Pharmacy named Ajibola was also reported around the time for the same crime. Many of his victims have come forward to report incidents where he flashed his penis or inappropriately touched them. Although he was once reported to the faculty, he’s yet to face any consequences.

    October 2023 — Chibueze Nwanmah

    One of the messages sent to @TheAiraspeaks also exposed Chibueze Nwanmah, a 600-level male medical student, as an abuser who has allegedly assaulted over thirty female students. Under the guise of checking on his victims’ academic progress severally, he allegedly takes advantage of them, forcing them to hug him and rub his penis against them.

    In October 2023, Chibueze was reported to the school authorities over sexual assault involving at least eleven female classmates and an unknown number of students in younger classes. A petition was written and signed by fifty-four people. The authorities formed a panel, but there has been no update.

    Currently, the University of Lagos and the Faculty of Pharmacy are yet to address the issues. Meanwhile, Lagos State parastatal and organisations like Lagos State Domestic and Sexual Violence Agency (DVSA) and Stand to End Rape (STER) have picked up the case.

    In an effort to mandate accountability for sexual harassment cases at the College of Medicine, Unilag, a petition has been launched, trending with the hashtag #EndSACultureInCMUL.

    On July 2nd, X user @Theariaspeaks announced in a tweet that she and another X user, @BigBadReni, had a meeting with Unilag’s Vice Chancellor, Professor Folasade Ogunsola. The VC has agreed to the demand to punish the perpetrators, and she has pledged to create a safe space for students to report issues of abuse anonymously and make a new sexual abuse policy for the College of Medicine, Unilag.

    This is a developing story.

  • What to Wear When Your Convocation Gown Has Been Stolen

    Imagine getting set to graduate from your Nigerian university and you get an email from the school management notifying you that there’s been a convocation gown heist. Ghen, then.

    What to Wear When Your Convocation Gown Has Been Stolen

    While it may seem like all hope is lost, we’re here to show you how to make lemonades with this bitter lemon. You just need to keep an open mind to see the vision.

    Sutana

    Have you seen celestial church members heading to church on a Sunday morning? They’re the next best thing after the agege bread that leaves the bakery that morning. Listen, you’ll be the centre of attraction from the moment you step into your convocation ceremony.

    Wedding gown

    What to Wear When Your Convocation Gown Has Been Stolen

    Your wedding day shouldn’t be the only happiest day of your life. You can have many happiest days of your life, and on top of that list should be graduating from a Nigerian institution. What better way to show up on the day the Lord has made than in a Mai Atafo custom piece?

    Abaya

    What to Wear When Your Convocation Gown Has Been Stolen

    One thing about an abaya is it can cosplay as a graduation gown perfectly. It’s basically a convocation gown with pizzazz.

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    Jalamia

    Go with the ones that come in silk and have gold buttons. You wouldn’t have to announce yourself twice at the university gate before the security guards lead you to the convocation hall.

    Rain coat

    What to Wear When Your Convocation Gown Has Been Stolen

    Listen, if Deyemi Okanlawon can do this to a movie premiere, nothing is stopping you from making this your convocation attire. 

    A lawyer’s gown

    I don’t know who stole the fashion inspiration from whom, but one thing is clear, all things have fallen in your favour. You can throw in the wig if they also stole the graduation caps.

    Lab coat

    Just look at this picture and tell me they don’t look like a bunch of happy students who just signed out of uni. 

    Don’t know the next step after graduation? Learn from the graduates in this article: 7 Nigerians Share What They Did After Graduation

  • For UNILAG, It’s Money Over Students

    On July 21, 2023, the University of Lagos (UNILAG) put out an important notice to all its students that their school fees would be increased by 400% from September 1st. Neither the new undergraduates nor returning students were exempt.

    On September 6, students gathered to march and raise their voices in solidarity against the inconsiderate school fees hike. The UNILAG management responded by calling the police on its students. Let’s get into everything there is to know about these events.

    New school fees

    New students whose course of study requires laboratory or studio use now pay ₦140,250. Others pay ₦100,750, while college of medicine undergraduates had their fees increased to ₦190,250 from an average of ₦20k per year. Why the sudden increase despite the current economic hardship?

    The Student Loans Act

    On August 8, Mr. Andrew Adejo, the Permanent Secretary of the Ministry of Education said that the fees hike isn’t motivated by the Student Loans Act proposed by the new Tinubu government. According to him, the new fees will cover the cost of accommodation and utilities, to ensure the promise of premium quality of education.

    Ministry of Education approval

    Mr. Adejo also revealed that the Ministry of Education gave UNILAG the go-ahead but has stopped giving other universities. But why can’t there be a uniform decision for everyone? 

    The VC said it’s the national price

    Although the government at the top has said they’ve stopped other universities from increasing their school fees, Professor Folasade Ogunsola, the Vice Chancellor of UNILAG, said the fees have been set all around Nigeria and can’t be adjusted for anyone.

    UNILAG staff privilege

    Staff members’ children can still pay their fees in installments at least a month before final exams. They also get accommodation spaces in the hostels reserved for them. The staff members themselves may begin remote work soon to cut down on their transportation expenses. These compromises make it easier for some people, while the majority bear the brunt of hardship.

    The protest

    After the university’s management failed on their promise to the student leaders on August 2 that they’ll reduce the school fees , the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS) announced their plans to protest against the hike. NANS also sent a warning to the Department of State Services (DSS) not to stop them from protesting as it’s their universal human right.

    But on the morning of September 6, 2023, policemen shot rubber bullets and teargas to scatter the agitated students’ peaceful protest. 

    Students in lock-up

    Some of the protesting students have been arrested. While most are yet to be identified by names, the NANS PRO, Giwa Temitope, alongside another student named Femi Adeyeye are among them. The students’ representative council of Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) wrote a solidarity letter, calling for the release of their arrested comrades and other students.

    Burning Ram is coming.

  • Navigating Nigeria: UNILAG Fee Hike Is a Major Blow. What Does It Mean for Nigerian Students?

    Students of the University of Lagos (UNILAG) received a rude awakening when, on July 21, the school announced that it had “reviewed obligatory fees” upwards. The mandatory charges are coming in light of what the school said were “prevailing economic realities and the need for the University to be able to meet its obligations to its students, staff, and municipal service providers, among others.”

    The school said it consulted with stakeholders, including students and their guardians, before making this decision. Interestingly, UNILAG describes itself as “the school of first choice and the nation’s pride.” However, with the increment set to happen at the beginning of the 2023/2024 academic session, students may have to rethink whether they’d still stick with UNILAG as their first choice.

    Here’s what fees look like now for new undergraduate students:

    And here’s what fees look like for returning undergraduate students:

    For comparison, previous fees for new undergraduate students were around ₦55,000, while returning students paid ₦15,000. While tuition remains free, the other mandatory expenses have gone up considerably. Understandably, the news has sparked strong reactions online.

    What are the arguments in favour?

    One major issue that has plagued public tertiary institutions is the lack of funding. You can draw a straight line between every strike that has occurred since the beginning of time and challenges relating to poor remuneration for staff and underfunding, leading to a paucity of research and development. 

    ASUU has argued for university autonomy, allowing institutions to raise funds for themselves rather than being overly dependent on government subventions. And although ASUU didn’t sanction this increase, it’s hard to see them argue against it. Some say Nigerian tertiary education is too subsidised and don’t consider the new fees expensive.

    According to Deborah Tolu-Kolawole, who covers Nigerian tertiary education extensively, the hike in fees was inevitable. In a series of tweets, she explained that schools were struggling to stay afloat, with the federal government unwilling to release more funds.

    She notes that for now, some subsidy is still in place, as evidenced by the zero cost of tuition. She warned that there will be more increments once full autonomy is granted to universities. This is where the Student Loan Act will come into play.

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    What are the arguments against it?

    In economics, a public good is a commodity or service made available to all members of society. Typically, these services are administered by governments and paid for collectively through taxation.

    A 2018 paper by the UNESCO Chair on Human Rights and Ethics of International Cooperation, Rita Locatelli, argues that education should be a public good in light of “current trends in the privatisation and marketisation of education.” 

    UNESCO recommends 15-20% of public expenditure on education. Nigeria has never met that threshold. 

    One in every five of the world’s out-of-school children is in Nigeria. Among those who manage to brave all odds and make it to university, they will now have to contend with this new hurdle of a fee hike. If other public universities follow UNILAG’s example, this will exclude even more students from tertiary education that they can’t afford.

    So while we recognise that universities need funding and that education is subsidised in Nigeria, we also recognise that it is for good reason. The timing of this hike in light of economic circumstances is tough to justify, at least on moral grounds. 

    As it stands in Nigeria today, the return on investment in education is negative. This is apparent in the fact that many university graduates are unemployed. Hiking fees perpetuate the common Nigerian saying, “School na scam.” If fewer students get access to subsidised education, the outcome for Nigeria could be unpalatable.

    In related news in education, the FG recently increased fees in federal government colleges, aka Unity Schools, by 122%. All of these combined will cause human capital development to slide even further. Nigeria’s prospects of leaving the ghetto might become bleak. 

    For now, UNILAG students are facing the brunt of it. Other universities are watching, and they will join in sooner or later. At some point, the federal government will have to lift its head out of the sand and intervene, or we could be staring at a full-blown state of emergency in Nigeria’s education sector.

  • UNILAG Closes School, Prevents Students from Voting


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    It’s not the best time for students of the University of Lagos (UNILAG). Particularly, students of the College of Medicine (CMUL). Many of them are now in dire straits as it’s likely they’ll be shut out from exercising their voting rights on February 25 due to an order from above.

    On February 9, the Nigerian University Commission (NUC) issued a directive to all Nigerian universities. It mandated them to close up shop and suspend academic activities between February 22 and March 14 due to security concerns relating to the election.

    In a memo signed on February 20, the UNILAG management ordered students to vacate the premises. However, aside from teaching, the university staff will continue their duties for that period.

    How are students reacting to the directive?

    Students of CMUL, aka Medilag, are unhappy with the directive. The key reason for their displeasure is that many have polling units (PU) within the school premises. The college is in Idi-Araba, and there are at least seven PUs within the premises of the Lagos University Teaching Hospital. 

    These include the Staff Quarters, LUTH, Engineering Department LUTH, School Of Nursing LUTH i, School of Nursing, LUTH ii, Student Hostel LUTH i, Student Hostel, LUTH ii and Student Hostel, LUTH iii. 

    Citizen spoke to some of them who chose to stay anonymous. Here’s what they had to say.

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    Ajoke*

    “I’m a student at CMUL, where hundreds of students registered to vote because the LUTH/CMUL campus has seven polling units. The school is now using the NUC directive to close hostels, disenfranchising several students due to supposed security concerns, even despite students’ willingness to sign indemnity forms.

    “During the 2019 elections, students successfully voted on the campus. Because of that, many students retained their polling units here while others newly registered for hostel polling units. CMUL students register in school because our hostels are typically open year-round, as some departments do not run a semester programme. Even during strikes, student hostels are usually left open. Last year’s strike was a surprising exception.

    I hope publicity about the school management’s decision could sway them. It’s untenable that they’ll disenfranchise so many Nigerians.

    “Our union, the College of Medicine and Pharmaceutical Science Students’ Association (COMPSSA), through the student body, reached out to the Provost and College Secretary, but it was futile. Please keep me anonymous. I don’t have my degree yet.”

    Dare*

    “I’m a registered voter, and my polling unit is within the school premises. I understand that the school wants to protect itself but at what cost? We’ve always been able to vote in school. There are seven polling units in LUTH. It would’ve been nice to know much earlier if there was any inkling of the hostel’s closure during the elections. 

    “Most people would have been able to change their polling units. When we were on strike, people travelled to Mushin to register their Permanent Voter Cards (PVC) there because they assumed they’d be voting in school as usual.

    “Because they’ve done it this way, the gesture seems malicious. Like they intentionally don’t want us to vote en masse, which I hope is not the case. This should have been my first time voting, and I was very excited to perform my civic responsibility.

    “It was crucial for me to have a say in deciding the people to rule the country next. I’ll have to leave that to everyone else.

    “The school should’ve tried to figure out what percentage of people registered to vote in school versus those who registered to vote at home. They should’ve made their decision based on that.


    “I want them to allow those registered to vote in school to stay in the hostel until the election ends. Some people may be able to squat somewhere nearby, but I won’t. I’m going straight home.”

    Jennifer*

    “I have my voter’s card and am not the only student affected. Students were allowed to vote in LUTH PUs during the last election. That’s why newly registered voters in school also chose LUTH as their PU, and we’re all students. Some people registered long ago, and LUTH’s also their PU.

    “Some students submitted letters to the department of student affairs (DSA), but they still told us to vacate the hostels. They’re not saying anything about it.

    “They should’ve informed us about going home when we could still change our PUs. Not now when we can do nothing about it. We want to vote.”

    Rotimi*

    “I’m a registered voter, and my PU is within LUTH. Nothing has been said to us directly, but they’ve pasted memos asking us to vacate the hostels. I live in a private hostel inside the school, so it wouldn’t affect me because I was here all through the strike. But I have another friend whose PU is in school and stays in the school hostel.”

    Ogbonna*

    I’m a registered voter, and my PU is in LUTH. We received a directive via a broadcast (BC) asking us to vacate the hostel by February 22. I was in school for the last election and could vote, so I don’t know why this time’s different. I want the school authority to keep the hostels open so students can vote. 

    “There’s a petition going around right now to alter the directive but to be honest. I don’t think they’d do anything.

    How has UNILAG responded?

    Citizen contacted the UNILAG communications department to hear their side of things. They said:

    “Thank you for contacting the University’s Communication Unit, via email. As regards your inquiry, please note that:

    “All students of the University of Lagos are to vacate the university campus, particularly halls of residence, between 12:00 noon, Wednesday, February 22 and 12:00 noon on Friday, February 24, 2023.

    “This is in line with the federal government’s directive that students of higher institutions across the country should vacate their schools ahead of the forthcoming 2023 general election.

    “The university will re-open its doors to students from Tuesday, March 14, 2023, even as further updates would be provided as the need arises, in the coming days.”

    *Name changed to protect their identity


  • UNILAG Frustrated Her Japa Plans Despite Her First Class 

    This week’s subject of Navigating Nigeria is Matilda*, a 24-year old author who spoke to Citizen on her failed japa attempts, switching passions and churches, and the harsh reality of getting a job in Nigeria even with a first class degree.

    Growing up, what did you want to be?

    I’ve always felt from a young age I was meant to study medicine. When I was in primary school, my father brought home a calendar that had cartoon characters with different professions. There was a lawyer, engineer, accountant and doctor. I didn’t like the first three characters, only the doctor. And that was it.

    Just like that

    Yeah. Going forward from that point though, I had to really convince myself I wanted to become a doctor till it became an obsession. In secondary school, I was adamant I would study medicine or nothing. Anyway, JAMB happened and you know how that usually is. I had to find another way to study medicine so I chose to go through the direct entry format by doing a diploma at the University of Lagos (UNILAG).

    That’s a familiar story

    Midway through my diploma, I was tempted to change to physiotherapy. It wasn’t too much of a departure from medicine and it had a lower cutoff mark. But I eventually decided to stick with medicine because I was too lazy to go through the stress of changing courses. 

    Lol 

    Diploma was such a trying time for me. I stayed in a bad hostel with six other people who weren’t supposed to be there. My roommates had squatters and it was so congested. This made me uncomfortable because I cherish my privacy. And then there was terrible power supply, it was so bad. 

    To make matters worse, some road workers broke a connecting pipe that delivered water to the hostel. So we had gutter water flowing through the pipes. Everywhere stank. I had to go fetch water from two streets away which was a struggle. All of that contributed to emotional stress for me. In the end, I finished with 13 points out of 16 in my diploma. It was a good result, but not enough to get me into medicine.

    Yikes, sorry

    I was lowkey happy. I was sad small o, but not that sad. At that point, I didn’t want to spend seven years in school anymore. It was just a lot of work I didn’t think I was willing to go through. I’m not about that life.

    When I tried to change my course of study to cell biology, UNILAG  gave me botany instead. And I was like, “Fine, I’ll do it like that.” 

    I figured that without doing a medicine-related course, it would be harder to get a good job in this country. So, my sole focus was finishing with a first class. I worked really hard and did side jobs tutoring people. But even that sef, na wa because people don’t pay tutors that well. I was also a mentor to some students. There was this programme in school that allowed us to teach students for a semester which I participated in. In the end, I finished with a first class.

    Oshey

    I enjoyed botany even though Nigeria doesn’t give a hoot about it. The reality is a good job for a botanist is hard to come by here. There’s an expectation that everything will be smooth once you get a first class. I thought I’d apply to different schools overseas and further my education. But that didn’t happen because UNILAG kept messing with my transcript.

    Ah

    I don’t know how they kept fumbling it. In 2019, I got admitted into the University of Westminster but it didn’t come with a scholarship so I had to leave it. I applied to the University of Alabama but I didn’t get sufficient funding so I had to let that one go too. I applied and got a scholarship to the University of Illinois, but UNILAG didn’t send my transcript on time so I missed that opportunity. 

    In 2020, I applied to four Swedish universities that offered scholarships. I personally went to the transcript office this time to follow things all the way. I explained the urgency of the situation and paid all the fees that were required. Still, they never delivered it. I think they sent it to the wrong institutions or so.

    Sigh. What options did you explore?

    There’s this thing called World Education Services (WES) where you can send your transcript when you want to apply to foreign universities. But to do that, your school has to send the transcript directly to WES. 

    There are backdoor payments to expedite the process, but even that didn’t work out for me. I didn’t have any legal steps I could take because this problem affects almost everyone. I went to the department of student records to get it fixed but it wasn’t, even till today. You could submit an unofficial transcript at the beginning but you’d still need the official one to process your admission.

    Wahala. How did that make you feel?

    I was mentally exhausted and really fixated on leaving the country because I believed everything about my life would be fine when I did. I have this nerve illness I’ve been battling that subjects me to episodes of extreme pain. It makes it very difficult to eat, drink or even touch my face.

    I was hoping I’d be able to treat myself better if I left Nigeria. Instead, I was left frustrated when that didn’t happen. I also come from a deeply religious background, one of the firebrand churches I won’t name. I started having this mentality that this was the work of village people. It seems like a joke now but it was a serious issue then. I was getting panic attacks and anxiety because of the pressure from my church that felt my whole situation was a spiritual problem.

    How are things for you now?

    I had to tell my mum I wanted to switch churches but she was against it. It was when I broke down in tears and told her I really had to leave that she understood the gravity of the situation. 

    The new church made me see things from a new perspective. My pastor made me understand everything happening was just “life, lifing”. From then on, I started having more peace. I got a better job and my mindset changed. I was no longer pressed to japa — it’ll happen when it’s supposed to happen. Before, when I’d see stories of people who have japaed, I’d be a bit sad. But now, I’m just happy for them. And I finally feel like I’m moving forward with my own life too.

    What lessons do you take away from your experience?

    Basically, you shouldn’t just do things for the sole purpose of pleasing your parents. I chose medicine partly due to pressure as a first child and because of the prestige that comes with being a doctor. My parents sacrificed a lot to send me to school so it felt like a great way to repay them. It was also a primary motivation for wanting to travel out, to make money and provide for them. 

    When I really think about it, if I had pursued botany to the fullest I’d have been a researcher or lecturer and I really don’t want to get stuck in a lab for the rest of my life. I’d be bored. 

    That’s a valid fear

    But I have peace now as a writer. I tell stories that matter and do things that give me a sense of achievement. When I see my stories out there, I feel proud that I’ve done this. I’ve always admired writers from afar, like, “How are you able to express all these beautiful things from your head?” I do that now and it makes me feel accomplished.

    *Name changed to protect their identity

  • 10 Types Of Private Hostels Around Unilag

    Hostels around Unilag are God’s worst punishment to man. If you don’t like staying on campus or you are just too bougie for that campus hostel life, and you are looking for hostels around Unilag the things you will see will scar you for life, but at least you’d be prepared for life outside of your parent’s house. 

    1. The one that never has light or network

    As a human being in this time and era, I don’t have to tell you that this is a red flag. If an agent takes you to a hostel around Unilag and the generator looks like it hasn’t been used in years or people are sitting outside in the afternoon, you better run. 

    2. The mixed hostel

    Whatever expectations you have for this hostel, just throw it all away. It will suck, especially if you have to share a kitchen space or laundry space. All the dirty disgusting things you will see, flesh and blood will reveal it to you. Don’t try looking for love here, nobody wants to spend a year avoiding an ex in the same building.

    3. The one built on a quiet street

    This is never a good sign because that means there’s no restaurant, provisions store, hairstylist or anything close by. It will end in premium tears. If you do not see kids on that street the first time you go there, block your agent. 

    4. The overpriced one 

    The worst thing about this type of hostel around Unilag is the audacity. They are usually small and tight and all they offer is stable light which really shouldn’t be a thing and they’ll have the audacity to tell you that it’s over a million Naira. Yes girl, give us nothing. In all this, I blame Unilag and the people that still go ahead to pay. Also, they get robbed a lot because people expect the occupants to be rich. 

    5. The underpriced one

    These are a money-laundering front for sure. They are usually moderately priced with good water, light and they even take care of maintenance by themselves. They don’t stress you out and it’s almost like they handpicked people with good attitudes and manners. I still think you should run sha, nothing can ever be that good. 

    6. The one in Bariga 

    First of all, the point of going to Unilag is living near Unilag and no, Bariga is not near Unilag. Don’t let your friends deceive you, even Pako is not near Unilag. If you are spending up to 500 hundred Naira on transport, that’s a problem. Another thing is the water. There is a whole ass canal in there, so when it rains you will hate yourself but at least the hostels in there are cheaper-ish. 

    7. The face-me-I-slap-you

    The funniest thing about these types of hostels around Unilag is that it’s not even one of the cheapest options around, the maintenance is just really poor. There are so many obvious problems that come with living in a place like this, for instance: Your neighbours will be a proper family unit and they will steal and borrow everything you own. The landlords that own buildings like these are always against growth so no, you can’t repaint that dirty brown wall or bring in that nice furniture because he will end up charging you ten times more than everyone else.  

    8. The partially refurbished family house

    Sometimes, this is one of the better types of hostels around Unilag you’ll find. Because it was built for people that care about each other, it’s always big and spacious but since this is Nigeria, something must disappoint you. Nothing in that hostel will work well, not taps, showers, cupboards, fans, absolutely nothing. Maintenance? Do you mean the same people that repainted and installed bunk beds into their family house and did nothing else, you think they’ll take care of repairs? Nothing like that dear. 

    9. The apartment

    Or at least that’s what your agent will call it. If you are planning to rent a hostel around Unilag just prepare yourself for disappointment and if you find yourself being happy with the place you finally selected, that’s a red flag. It’s only around Unilag that you will rent an “Apartment” and buy both the front door and every other door in the house. If you’ve never lived alone maybe don’t try this option. Do you know how expensive curtains are?

    10. The boarding school structure

    If you have really bad luck and you end up in a hostel like this, here’s what to expect: You will at the very least, pay three hundred thousand Naira to live in the same room with 5 other people only to be given boarding house rules. You can’t let guys in until 3 pm and they must leave before 9.  No drinking, smoking or parties which is fair since you have to respect the fact that you are living with other people. You will have a strict midnight curfew, A house mistress that hates everyone’s guts and they can decide to evict you for making too much noise. You might as well just be living with your parents.  

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  • UNILAG Shuts Down Its Hostels After A COVID Outbreak

    The University authorities released a statement addressing the rise of Covid-19 cases in UNILAG on Tuesday after this tweet was made.

    Huh ??? Covid outbreak in Unilag  ??? https://t.co/LbH5Xv3nM7

    – Jahmal (@JahmalUsen) July 12. 2021

    The statement reads,

    Read more here.

    School activities were going on as normal, even after several Covid-19 positive students were found in hostels like Kofo, Moremi and Honours Hall. Students have reacted in various ways to this news. Here a few reactions: 

    There’s covid in Unilag

    Moremi

    Kofo

    Honors

    Stay safe guys

    — Komedi Queen (@_tohluh_)  July 12. 2021

    The students who tested positive were asked to move out of the hostels to curb the spread of the virus. 

    The roommate of my classmate tested positive for covid-19 and Unilag sent them home. That’s all, go home and come back after two weeks.

    — Nonso this Nonso that. (@Chukwunonsoffor) July 13. 2021

    But some Unilag students had different thoughts on the matter.

    Lets finish this semester before they send us home abeg. Last semester was bad enough. 

    We are all aware we’re in a pandemic.  Get the vaccine, protect yourselves properly and let’s get this semester done with abeg.

    — Omojo? (@allwell_) July 13. 2021

    Is like Covid19 just came back again afresh 😭😭😭 and Unilag is just having its fair share of it.

    It actually didn’t leave Nigeria 💀.

    I don’t want to go home or have to deal with e-learning and at the same time, I don’t want to get infected 😭.

    — Girlie O! (@saabi_girl) July 13. 2021

    There was also speculation on the silence due to the indemnity form students signed upon admission into the university.

    Others have decided to take a lighter tone on the subject:

    if you like wear 20 nose masks, so far you are staying in unilag 🗿you don already catch am

    — maryam (@maryamamasa) July 13. 2021

    unilag students “we outside we outside” now there’s covid everywhere

    –chupaco (@hardtolu) July 13. 2021

    The vice-chancellor of the University of Lagos, Professor Oluwatoyin. T. Ogundipe had an emergency meeting yesterday at 2 pm to discuss the vacation of halls of residence by students after a Covid outbreak in the university.  

    The outcome of the meeting was an immediate closure of hostels to curb the spread of covid-19 on campus. These messages were sent out to the student body; 

    “To check the spread of Covid-19 on campus, the University Senate has directed that all students vacate the halls of residence latest by 12.00 noon on Thursday 15 July 2021. No access will be granted to any student after 12.00 noon on 15 July. The hostels will be locked indefinitely therefore students are advised to move all their personal effects at once. Lectures for the rest of the semester will be delivered virtually with effect from 26th July 2021. DSA”

    Students can be seen all over campus trying to get home. 

    Because of how impromptu the announcement was, and the tedious stress of moving, the university sent out another message earlier today that read; 

    “ IMPORTANT NOTICE. EXTENSION OF THE DEADLINE TO EVACUATE THE HOSTELS TO 12.00 NOON ON FRIDAY 16 JULY 2021. To ease the burden of transportation the deadline to evacuate the hostels is hereby extended to noon on Friday 16 July 2021. DSA.”

    For preventive measures on how to deal with Covid-19, click here

    CTA: If you’re a UNILAG student affected by this we’d like to hear from you. Reach out to us by sending a dm on social media or Malakai Bassey

  • 8 Unilag Students Talk About Why They Hate Unilag

    Unilag always gets good press as the school of first choice. Well, these eight people think otherwise.

    Dee /400 level

    Nothing fucking works and the hope kills. The thing is, I don’t have any particular grievances against the school. I just hate it. You keep thinking that something will work because it’s the bare minimum but it never does.. Especially at the medical centre. You’ll get there by 10 a.m. and think you’ll be done by 12 a.m. right? Wrong.  If you get there by 10 a.m, just forget all your other plans for that day. That’s not how a system should work. That school has bad vibes, and I wish I knew before I entered. Then again, where else would I have gone? 

    I’m just glad I met my friends here. So that’s cool. 

    Priscilla/ 200 level

    Unilag is expensive, and I don’t mean fees.  If you are not content with the things you have, Unilag and its students will oppress you. I mean, an iPhone 12 is like an iPhone 6 on campus now and students buy cars like they’re bicycles.There is a need to keep up with the joneses here and that life is expensive. Bottle water is seventy naira outside but hundred naira in here, and the cab men never have change, which seems like a ploy to get you to leave it for them.

    Olly/ 300 level

    From lecturers cancelling lectures, to giving us assignments they won’t grade, the expensive food or the behaviour of non-academic staff, there are so many reasons to hate Unilag.

    My faculty doesn’t have a functioning toilet. The only good toilet in the school is at CITS and we have to pay to use it. This makes no sense.

    Balloting is another wahala. How can you say you don’t have enough bed spaces for all the students in your school? After making us ballot for hours and days, they’ll still stress us during registration. Why is my GPA important for me to get a bed space? Especially since the hotel’s facilities are disgusting. Why are you putting off the light by 8 a.m? Why do I have to struggle to use the kitchen? Why do I have to beg/pay to use the freezer or anything at all in this school?

    Taoheed/ 400 level

    One word: rice. Rice is like the only food available in school. Why that?

    There is also the ridiculous accommodation price.  Accommodation in the school’s environs is way too expensive and it’s mainly because of unilag.Who did we offend? After you pay that much outside, you’ll still have to deal with armed robbers. Everything is so annoying.

    Tsuni/ 400 level

    I hate the fact that it’s so difficult to visit your friends in the hostel. How can I be a girl and you’re stopping me from seeing my female friend…IN BROAD DAYLIGHT? It’s ridiculous. I understand not letting boys into girls’ hostels and vice versa even though that one is weird but there should be visiting hours.

    Banjo/ 400 level

    Thanks to Covid, I have spent almost 6 years trying to get a 4-year degree. It annoys me when I see those tweets where people say the first class in a private university is the second class in a federal university.  We work our butts off studying but what’s the point when the lecturers delight in failing people? If this is what academia is, I want no part in it. Unilag is just living on whatever past glory it had, which means that they once had a system that worked. What happened to it? If you are coming to enjoy life in uni, you will enjoy unilag. But if you are coming to learn, especially as someone with a learning disability, you will hate it here. 

    Mide/ 200 level

    My biggest problem with unilag is that everyone thinks the students have money. I don’t get it.  They hike up prices inside and outside school because they think the students are rich.. Potters, food sellers, and security guards will beg you for money and I’m, like, bro I’m just as poor tbh. I don’t even have a problem with the begging. What I have a problem with is the entitlement. They’ll make your life hell if you don’t give them. They give preferential treatment to people that obviously have money, especially in the hostels. Off campus, my friends pay rent that people with a family and hope for a future should be paying. If there were enough bed spaces in the school hostels, no one would have to pay N800,000 for a small room off campus.  This is not how things should be. 

    Oluwatamilore 

    I graduated in 2017 but I hated that place with all my heart. Still hate it.

    One experience I’ll never forget is reading with street lights because the transformer of my hostel was damaged for almost a week and the classrooms that had power were too crowded and noisy to read in.

    I spent 5 years in that place and I still break out in a cold sweat when I remember the trauma I experienced in that school. My younger brother is in his final year so I know, based on his experiences, that things haven’t gotten better.


  • The Elevator: Studying Law Led Me To Tech  – Pearlé Nwaezeigwe

    The Elevator is a limited Zikoko series that details the growth of young successful Nigerian women. We tell their stories every Tuesday by 12 p.m. 

    Pearlé Nwaezeigwe always knew she wanted to be a lawyer, but she did not know that law would lead her to tech. Now at 26-years-old, Pearle works at TikTok, where she creates policies that protect TikTok’s African users.  


    What did you want to be when you were younger?

    A teacher. I was obsessed with teaching, so I would steal chalk from my class and take it home to teach imaginary students. Down the road, I still plan to be a professor.

    I also wanted to be a lawyer and was inspired by my dad, who’s a lawyer. He would stay up all night reading big books, and I wanted to do that, to advocate for people and be a voice to the voiceless. I wanted to be the attorney general for the Federation of Nigeria. I wanted to do something very ambitious, and I thought studying law was the way forward. 

    So, you studied law in university?

    Yeah, I did and it was intense but at the same time, I knew I was meant to do it. I am grateful I went to University of Lagos because that’s where I joined the Mooting Society. I would go for competitions, mock court cases, and I got to travel to the US for conferences. This exposed me to things a lot of my classmates were not exposed to, and I realised that my life was beyond Nigeria. Unilag’s hustle spirit helped make me who I am today. 

    What was your first job?

    I was an intern at Chocolate City. I was interested in intellectual property law, so my aunt spoke to the general manager of Chocolate City at the time, and I got an internship. It was an interesting experience. Sometimes you would come to work and MI will be beside you writing songs. I was there for a couple of months.

    Nice. What did you do there?

    Well, it was a lot of reading contracts and trying to be sure that artists didn’t get screwed by companies. Also, creating contracts that kept artists comfortable and engaged. I worked with a lawyer who walked me through the process. 

    My experience at Chocolate City helped me see the deficiencies in the music industry and how much of a long way we need to go to protect artists rights. It was really exciting going back and forth and feeling like I was a part of something. Initially I was not supposed to get paid, but they were really impressed with my work ethic, and they paid me. I also got VIP tickets and backstage passes. 

    What happened next?

    Law school. Law school is a place you can’t survive without resilience. The program, the grading, the back to back exams, was a lot. I stayed up long nights studying for the bar exam and made really good friends, but I won’t wish law school on my worst enemy. You have to be sure you want to study law because Nigerian law school is not for the weak. 

    After law school, I worked at a law firm and I didn’t really like it.  Usually, a lawyer is useful at any firm they find themselves in, but the law firm I worked in was very litigation centric. I was at the court all the time filing documents that did not make sense. After I left the law firm, I went to get my masters in International Law and International Human Rights in UC Berkeley. I was 24. 

    What was UC Berkeley like?

    Well, I wouldn’t say it was an Ivy League university, but our major competition was Stanford. It was nice being in that space and having classmates that have worked in major companies. The school was in Silicon Valley so we were surrounded by Facebook, Google and so many tech companies. My plan when I got there was to work in the UN, but I found myself doing research on the impact of human rights on technology. 

    Do you think Silicon Valley had anything to do with that change?

    Definitely. UC Berkeley is known for human rights, civil liberties and technology. For my project, we collaborated with Microsoft and Google. They wanted to know the impact their products were having on human rights, specifically on children’s rights. I was able to understand that there was an intersection of human rights and technology. After my degree, I got my current job and moved all the way to Ireland. 

    What job, and why Ireland?

    Well, I work for TikTok where I create policies on behalf of the company to ensure that the rights of users are protected. My focus is to create policies that protect African users on the African continent.

    On why Ireland, Dublin in Ireland is like the Silicon Valley of Europe. TikTok has its own office here and most of the African activities in these tech companies usually happens in Dublin. 

    How Do You Protect African Users at TikTok?

    We create policies on behalf of the company to ensure that while people can say whatever they want online, they cannot abuse that power and spread homophobic, sexist or racist content and fake news. So, we create policies that protect people’s freedom of expression and safety. Those are the kind of hard things we have to do on the policy team— we ask, how do we create policies that protect Africa?

    Were there any major stumbling blocks you faced along the way? 

    One of my challenges was getting this job. A whole year after I finished from UC Berkeley, I was searching for a job. I went for more than thirty interviews with all the big companies like Facebook and Twitter. The rejections really affected my self-esteem. People who knew me kept asking why I did not go into legal counsel or work at a law firm and do what everyone else was doing, but I just knew that tech policy was what I wanted to do. I realised that people these tech companies hire are those that have a lot of experience and then there was me who was fresh out of graduate school. So, I went to a lot of conferences and studied my ass off because I had to prove myself. One thing that helped was that I was also very good at cold emailing. There was nobody I would reach out to that would not respond —  I even got to speak to the vice president of Twitter. 

    Wow. How did that even happen?

    Well, I ran into her on an elevator during a conference, so I decided to tweet at her. I also mentioned in my tweet that they had a job opening, and I really wanted to join the team. She sends me a job link and I told her I had already applied for the job and I even tagged the job recruiter saying I was waiting for his reply. The next day, I got a call from the recruiter. He said, “the vice president of Twitter sent me a dm and told me to have an interview with you.” Unfortunately, it was difficult to get a work permit in the US because my role wasn’t that popular and the country didn’t rate me. I cried. 

    How were you able to move from that?

    I had come too far to quit on myself. There were very few black women in these roles and I did not want them to remove one less black woman, so I kept going. I wanted to succeed in that one thing people thought I was not going to be able to do. 

    I also had other challenges, like my health. They found lumps in my breasts and I was dealing with severe migraines. Coupled with the fact that I was so far from family, it was very hard.

    What are some lessons you learned in this journey?

    Well, I learnt that every dream is valid. Society wants you to be one thing, but you can be so many. You are allowed to shift and be whatever you want to be. Another thing is that you have to believe in yourself. It is easier said than done, and it is hard to not compare yourself with others, but I had to snap out of it. Also, I learnt to be extra. I do not want to be in a crowd and blend in. I always want to stand out. Lastly, you need to learn balance. You need to balance friends and school and work and life in general.

    Are there any women you look up to?

    Beyoncé. Her work ethic is amazing and she keeps beating her own standard. She reinvents herself every time and she is black excellence personified. Before my interviews, I would play a Beyoncé song and take in some of that energy. She goes 100 and inspires me to be extra. Another person is my mum. My mum taught me humility and that had helped me get some opportunities I know I would not have gotten. She is like my best friend. My headmistress was also important to my development. She taught me almost everything I know when it comes to creativity and allowed us to be expressive. She made me feel like I could do anything if I put my mind to it. She passed away when I was 10 from cancer, and it was very hard for me. 

    What is something you are really proud of yourself for doing?

    When I was in Unilag, I founded the first Model UN conference in Lagos. Trying to raise funds and asking people to register was very rocky. I also had to train my friends on how to be directors and secretary generals etc., but it all paid off. The dean was super impressed and gave us three days off from classes; he also gave us free WiFi. Now the conference is six years running. The second thing is that I wrote a book about my life last year. I am really proud of myself for doing that. I plan to be more intentional about promoting the book this year.

    How do you rest with all of these things going on?

    I rest by sleeping. I actually do not joke with my sleep and I keep my weekends open for me. Sometimes I play loud music and just dance in my living room. 

    Nice! What’s next for you?  

    I have always had structure in my life, but for the first time, I can say I do not really know what is next. What I do know is that I am destined for greatness. 

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  • Only True Akokites Will Get 10/12 In This Unilag Quiz

    This quiz will separate the real Unilag students from the fake ones.

    Give it a try below:

  • 10 Things Year One Students In Nigerian Universities Will Relate To

    The first year in a Nigerian university is always one hell of a ride. It’s like finally getting admitted into this prestigious club but then the club has more downs than ups. Here’s a list of some good and bad stuff year one students in Nigerian universities will relate to:

    1. All the registration stress and queues.

    The one thing you can be certain about in Nigerian universities is queues. There is always a queue, and it’s worse for year one students because they have a registration deadline to meet.

    2. The wait for reg number.

    You spend 2 weeks on campus and you are still stuck with your JAMB reg number.

    3. Matriculation day excitement.

    And of course, your parents come through Nigerian style. One cooler of rice, a cake in the university colors and crates of malt for your friends and fans

    4. Priding in the fact that you now have “lectures” and not “lessons”.

    Levels have changed yo.

    5. Dropping the name of your university with shoulders high when neighbours ask.

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    6. The struggle for accommodation.

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    The struggle is indeed real. Lagos state agents have got nothing on campus agents. It be your own students.

    7. Attending classes back to back because you want to make first-class.

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    With 5.0 CGPA goals on your mind. In spite of the fact that you and WAEC did not really end on good terms.

    8. First exam period and you are humbled.

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    Humbled by the questions that look like HD when the lectures were only taught in 2D. Also humbled by the mean invigilators and how much space they put between desks. And finally humbled by the fact that other people are already asking for an extra sheet and you can’t even bring yourself to understand what question one wants from you.

    9. Checking your first exam results.

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    You go with your heart in your hands because. And on your way you probably get flashbacks from all the times you were sleeping like a bear when you should have been cramming definitions.

    10. First embarrassment from a lecturer.

    And you’re like, I thought the point of being a university student is that I will now be treated like an adult? Which one is “get out of my class”?

    That’s 9 things most year one students in Nigerian Universities will relate to. Which struggle was the realest for you?

  • 6 Things We All Hated About Nigerian Universities

    Sometimes Nigerian universities are fun, but most times they are episode after episode of pure hell. If you attended one then you can probably identify one of the reasons why you hated school on this list. Or two reasons, or three. Or maybe the entire list is your story too.

    1. There’s ALWAYS a queue.

    While Lagosians are spending half their lifetime roasting in traffic, Nigerian students are spending there’s on queues. There’s a long queue at the banks, another one at the bursar’s office, and another at the bus stop, and at the toilet, at the restaurant too, at the Wi-Fi zone, there’s even a queue for your crush. And the queues make it a point to move at snail speed.

    2. WhatsApp groups were invented in Nigerian universities.

    There’s a WhatsApp group for everything; for every faculty, for every department, for every level in the department, for people who have forgotten their registration numbers, for people who have issues, for the people planning a party and even for people attending the party.

    3. Assignments.

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    You think nursery, primary and secondary schools have all given you enough assignments for one lifetime but you get into the university and realize you are just starting.

    4. Blackouts ergo water scarcity on campus.

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    Just when you have a deadline to submit an assignment the blackouts start and the water scarcity always almost follows suit. And you can best believe the university management is hardly ever in a hurry to fix the issue.

    5. Impromptu tests a.k.a Tear out a sheet of paper.

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    The absolute worst kind of surprise. And lecturers loooooove to see it happen. Don’t they know that nobody reads until the exam time table is published?

    6. Strikes.

    At first you think it’s not so bad. Its like going on holiday before holiday, but then the strike stretches into months and you start wondering if you’ll ever see your B.SC in this life.

  • A Blackout Happened And UNILAG Students Ran Wild
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    Weird things happen to UNILAG students. Last night, they were thrown into despair when the school was plunged into a blackout that lasted for close to an hour, leaving them to the mercy of mosquitoes and the sweltering heat. Of course, the students were triggered, so they took to the streets of Twitter.

    Find some of the tweets from the event here.

    Mosquitoes > Heat

    https://twitter.com/Pog_llins/status/1231733009314959360

    Naira Marley must be protected at all costs

    The courses UNILAG students had no idea they signed up for

    https://twitter.com/thesemilore/status/1231728947215380481

    The bloody ghetto

    Oh well

    Last last, we are all pencils in the hands of the creator

    https://twitter.com/semako_pr/status/1231735306552070144

    This person wasn’t amused

    But hey, looks like some people had fun

    https://twitter.com/bigddammy/status/1231737811541385218

    Even after normalcy returned, this local man cannot can.

    https://twitter.com/thesemilore/status/1231739362469195776
  • How Young is Too Young To Leave Home?

    In certain cultures, adulting is marked with rituals, tests and celebrations. But when you’re Nigerian, adulting often comes at you without warning. It comes in different forms; bills, family, responsibility, and you guessed it, kids. 

    Everyone who’s crossed either of those bridges has a unique story. A story that can help you see you’re not alone. That’s why every Thursday, we’ll bring you one Nigerian’s journey to adulthood, the moment it kicked off and how it shaped them.

    The question we’ve been asking is, “When did you realise you were an adult?” 

    The guy in this story is “23 going on 24”. He makes videos for a living. For his age, he’s not doing bad – most people would kill for a good job, side gigs and a place of their own in these Buhari times. Unfortunately, his journey to this point hasn’t been as simple as the math would suggest. If there’s one thing he will never be accused of, it’s waiting for life to happen to him.

    The one thing I always wanted to do growing up was leave home. As a kid, holidays were the only aspect of my life I looked forward to. I didn’t hate school, I never languished at the bottom of my class and the highest I ever came was third position. In primary school, I was punctuality prefect for some reason. I was an okay student. I could say the same about my family. 

    I grew up the first of three kids in a corner of Iyana-Ipaja, a far-flung area of Lagos. My family was ‘the normal, average family’. They had enough to afford the necessities and a safety net – we ate well, went to school and wore good clothes – but we weren’t rich. My mother, a teacher, often reminded us to be content and make the most of what we had. These lessons are still with me today.

    In a way though, that was the problem: I was not content. Every school holiday, from primary school till my late teens, I visited my mother’s family house in Somolu. I spent most of my time there with one particular friend, every holiday. We chased excitement, new experiences and the kinds of high that bored, young boys crave. That freedom was everything.

    It felt like my regular life had become too mundane, too predictable. Somolu was important because it was alive. Iyana-Ipaja wasn’t; It was filled with memories I’d rather forget.

    My dad likes women, a lot. Chronically, even. When I was much younger, he dropped me off at school everyday. It would be just two of us in the car – me and him in the front seats. We’d drive down a few streets before he would ask me to move to the back seat. The front seat was for the woman joining us on that day’s ride. There were many of them. So many that it was hard for him to keep it under wraps. He brought these affairs very close to home several times; so close that my mother knew about them. Our neighbours were aware. Fam, he even did it with people in the compound. One time, he had a fling with a married woman whose husband didn’t let it go till he told the entire neighbourhood. Another time, his fling’s spouse got the police involved. 

    I think I was around 14 when I first asked my mother why she was staying through all of it. Why was she letting him do this to her? She would nag and sometimes, he’d come home crying in remorse, but nothing changed. Him still dey do am till today. I haven’t stopped asking her. 

    Holidays at Somolu continued to be the only bright light. We never went out, never travelled; we lived a perfectly boring life. By the time I was rounding off secondary at 15, I didn’t want to go back home anymore. So I didn’t. 

    Fresh out of secondary school, I lingered in Somolu while I wrote JAMB and tried to get into UNILAG. The best part though was learning design from my aunt. She’s a photographer who started showing me basic stuff early on. From there, I found myself in a design program at a branch of the Mountain of Fire And Miracles Church (MFM). It was the first time I felt good. It sounds corny but I felt like I’d found my tribe. 

    Around this time, in 2012, my parents moved to Magboro, a small community along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. If Iyana-Ipaja was boring, this place was dead. So dead that they didn’t have light.  My dad had lost his job abruptly. He gathered his pension and moved the family into his house there. It wasn’t in its final form. I didn’t always go there. I was 17 and practically living with my grandma in Somolu by then. My mum had to call to get me to visit.

    That I left home after secondary school is something that my dad often says he regrets. Of all my siblings, my mother says she’s least closest to me. We don’t talk the way she does with my siblings. We just can’t. We didn’t have the time to build that relationship.

    I had this Uncle who lived in London when I was in my early teens. Brother Kunle. He’s the only one on my mother’s side who didn’t go to university. But every time he came home, he had goody bags for everyone. He was the one who managed to build a home for his parents as well. I always assumed he was balling, even without going to school. The details mattered little to me; I just wanted to be that guy. 

    In 2013/2014, I got accepted into UNILAG to study Industrial Relations. I hated it from the first class. After a couple of months, it was obvious something was wrong. I couldn’t will myself to attend lectures; I skipped school for months. That first year, I flunked like crazy. Everyone, including my parents, was at a loss as to why. I was too. The second year was a bit better but I knew it wasn’t working. So I dropped out.

    I told my parents a week after it happened. They were understandably upset, but what was done, was done. I had put my life solely in my own hands now, my dad made that clear. I spent the rest of that year – 2017 – trying to come to terms with that. That meant meeting everyone that I looked up to, asking questions and trying to make sense of my decision. All of that talking helped me realise that I just needed to put my head down and work. I did.

    I don’t know if I left home too early. My mum complains about the divide between us and it feels familiar: I’ve been accused of not being able to stay in touch by some of my best friends. After we had spent a year together, an ex-girlfriend told me that I was incapable of love. Thinking about it still hurts. I know I struggle with maintaining relationships. Sometimes it’s deliberate, but more often than not, I just lose track. 

    I’ve spent the last few years figuring things out. I won’t say I have, I don’t think anyone ever really does. But for my age, I’m not doing too bad. What started as a small hobby led me to form a three-man group with some of my friends from the church. We lived off lucrative web design gigs for a while. Sometimes, we’d get as much as 3000 dollars for one job. I moved to a place of my own in 2018, and since then, I’ve found more stability in life and my career. Unfortunately, old wounds are still open.

    I know I suppress certain memories – like leaving school and certain parts of my childhood but for the life of me, I can’t tell why. For everyone who I’ve flaked on, there are a hundred others who swear that I’m the most caring friend they ever had. You can never see yourself as objectively as the people in your life do. Behind all my inconsistencies is a chronic desire to please the people I care about. I need to give more to them than I take. Maybe that’s why I left home – not because we were sad, but because we weren’t happy. And I couldn’t do anything about it.

    I have no regrets. Things could have turned out differently, but if it counts for anything, I’m doing what makes me happy. I never let my siblings breathe when it comes to their education. And I support when I can – like giving my younger brother 100k to kick off his fishery business. 

    I still can’t shake the feeling that I’m not doing enough. If I met a younger me, I’d ask him to not procrastinate – to break everything and keep moving. Maybe I’d be more fulfilled if I had moved that way. Maybe not. As things are, I have zero regrets.

  • “When I Saw The Exam Questions, I Started Crying”

    “I’ve hated exams since I was a child. Studying Law just made the hate a whole lot deeper. All my courses are 4 units so I know if I fail, I’m finished. When I sit in the exam hall, it seems like everything just goes away and I’m in a blank slate until I get myself again.”

    “One time in 100-level, I looked at the questions and assumed I didn’t know anyone so I started crying. Nobody saw me, and I just cried for a long time. When I was tired, I stopped and did the exam, I didn’t fail.”

    “The most dramatic thing I did during exams was when I wanted to write Contract Law. I sat in my room on the day of the exams and started crying. But that wasn’t enough, so I broke my chain. But even that wasn’t enough, so I cut my hair for the first time since I was a child. When I got into the exam hall, I cried some more, and then I wrote my exam. I didn’t fail.”

  • We Can Bet You Told These Lies In University

    If you ever get stopped from entering the kingdom of heaven we are here to tell you that the number one reason would be because of all the lies you told yourself and your parents in Uni. And if you didn’t tell yourself any of these lies, are you sure you passed through Uni?

    That you were going to graduate with a first class and make you and your parents proud.

    Even after your CGPA hit 1.5 you were still lying to yourself.

    Asked your parents for money for books or handouts that didn’t exist.

    “Daddy, they said we should buy this 5k handout if not we won’t write exam”. Sound familiar?

    That you will still be able to pass that test even if you just start reading for it the night before.

    You’ll now start trying to read for the whole course overnight. Who overnight don epp?

    Told a lecturer that your aunty, uncle, grandma or grandpa died that’s why you couldn’t do your assignment.

    Do you even have the fear of God?

    Told your parents that you are doing very well in school.

    When you knew you had three carryovers.

    That you’ll start reading for your exams before the timetable comes out.

    Two weeks after it comes out you’ll still be going up and down looking for handout to photocopy.

    That you’d revise what you had learned after every class.

    Did you even go for the classes?

    That once you enter Uni you’ll party until you drop.

    Instead, you spent all your time, eating, sleeping and lying to your lecturers about why you didn’t do your assignment.

    At the beginning of every semester you’ll tell yourself that it’s the semester you were going to work hard to get your 5.0 GP

    But you won’t go to class or do any of your assignments.

    That even though you came back from the club at 5a.m you’ll still go for that 8 a.m class.

    If you actually made it for those classes you are the real MVP.

    Lied to your parents when you failed a course that it was the whole class that failed because the lecturer is wicked.

    When you know you are the only one who carried over the course in your class.

    Told your parents that you got admission to study Medicine when it’s Microbiology they gave you.

    You’ll now start lying to yourself that you’ll get a 5.0 CGPA and change to Medicine.

    That studying in your room was better than studying in the library. That the library was distracting.

    5 minutes into your so-called studying in your room you would have slept.

    That you won’t go out on a Friday night even though all your friends are going out.

    Next thing you know it’s 3 am and you are in the middle of a club giving them shaku shaku.

    What else did you guys lie about in Uni?

  • Calling on all UNILAG Alumni and current students, I stand to be corrected but I’m pretty sure these are the top 5 places to eat in UNILAG.

    Glamos Rarebits (Shop 10)

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    Bet you didn’t know Shop 10 is just a nickname and Glamos Rarebits is the real name of this legendary food place, From when it was known as Shop 2 in Red Bricks, to when it became known as Shop 10 behind Jaja Hostel, Glamos is most famous for one thing – it’s Jollof rice which is arguably one of the best in Lagos.

    Mavise

    For many people, Mavise was considered to be Shop 10’s number one rival. Although I personally thought Shop 10 served the best jollof rice, Mavise fans would beg to differ.

    Salado

    Like the name might connote, you already know that Salado is all about making great, fresh salads. It’s funny how people found a way to combine their salads with anything they were eating from rice to chips to even beans.

    Ewa-agoyin Palace

    Eating ewa-agoyin in any other place in UNILAG is unheard of. Ever had ewa-agoyin you don’t even want to eat your mum’s own again? That’s how good it is.  In fact, there were many a people who thought she was adding a bit of jazz to the mix.

    Iya Moria

    Iya Moria started off at Ozolua before expanding to DLI. Anyone who stayed in those areas ate her food on a daily basis.

    Olaiya

    Even though they only opened their UNILAG branch in 2015, it didn’t take too long for Olaiya to become a household name for UNILAG students. Known for their fire amala and gbegiri, there’s no way you’d pass through UNILAg without stopping for their food.

    Korede’s Spaghetti

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    Korede’s Spaghetti might be the newest kid on the block but anyone who has tried it out will agree that he deserves a place on this list.

    Did we leave your favourite place out? Do you think it deserves a place on this list? Let us know!

  • 1. When you’re cooking indomie and NEPA decides to be unfortunate.

    Thier plan is to starve you to death!

    2. How people queue up in front of Shop 10:

    You people will not go for classes abi?

    3. When you finish eating at Salado and they show you the bill.

    This small food? Abeg, lemme vomit it o!

    4. You, when your crush sees you eating beans in front of Jaja.

    Let me hide my shame o!

    5. When you run to Iya Moria to buy their bomb rice and it has finished.

    My enemies are not sleeping.

    6. You, when you discover the pounded yam at Computer!

    Why have you people been hiding this greatness from me?

    7. When you get to Alhaja’s shop in 2001 Cafeteria and they don’t have plantain.

    What do you mean? What are you now selling here?

    8. When you’re in school on Sunday and NO ONE bothers to open for you!

    Hunger has taken control of my body already now.

    9. You and the suya mallams in Moremi are like:

    You will now top it with cold garri and milk.

    10. When someone nice now surprises you with free Chicken and Chips!

    My number 1 padi!

    11. When you buy take-away food and you start praying your roommates are not in the hostel.

    My God in heaven, help me send all those beggy-beggy roommates away o!

    12. Your roommates, when they now see you bringing food to the room.

    Their own is for food only!

    13. How you enter Olaiya, because you know they always have amala.

    The realest canteen on campus!
  • Earlier in 2016, the student union members of UNILAG staged a protest against the university management concerning the state of welfare of the students, which resulted in the school being shut down for weeks.

    In the face of these events, some of the student union leaders were rusticated for their participation including Adeyeye Olorunfemi.

    Interestingly, Adeyeye’s biggest crime was the unapologetic Facebook post he wrote that contained harsh words about the university’s Vice Chancellor, Professor Rahman Bello.

    And now Adeyeye is once again protesting his rustication along with other students and he’s not mincing words at all.

    Na wa o!

    Some people think Adeyeye needs to be careful.

    https://twitter.com/_Brayz/status/773041562284589056

    Some think he lacks home-training.

    Some are of the opinion that he needs to beg the school authorities.

    https://twitter.com/jag_bros/status/772894140266909696

    Because his words could have a negative impact on the school management.

    https://twitter.com/walex313/status/772896928535310340

    Some also believe he could’ve voiced his opinion in a calmer tone.

    Do you think Femi’s protest is justified? Share your thoughts on this in the comments section.

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  • 17 Things About Exam Period Only Unilag Students Will Understand

    1. When its one week to exams and those lecturers start fixing triple-period classes.

    I’m getting you people o!

    2. When you’ve not printed your docket and you hear the portal is closed.

    Ah! Am I not finished like this?

    3. Jaja boys thinking of what to protest about so they can shift the exams.

    ”Shey quality of New Hall weed, abi bed bugs?”

    4. You will now start seeing some new faces in classes.

    When did these ones join this class abeg?

    5. Some people will still come and borrow notes one day to exams.

    My fren will you gerrarahia?

    6. How first class students be in Main Library.

    Because these guys are not your mates.

    7. You, trying to make sense of all the jargon in your notes.

    Did I actually write all this nonsense?

    8. You, when it’s exam period and NEPA starts flashing the light.

    Its like these people want to die!

    9. When you apply dusting powder to night class and people are looking at you funny.

    Whachu looking at? Better face your book!

    10. When you hear someone has run mad in the library.

    Hay God! I bind every spirit of madness!

    11. When you see your friend hanging with her guy in Love Garden.

    It is yourself you’re doing o!

    12. Classes on a normal day VS classes during exams.

    Jesoxxx! So there are plenty people in this school like this?

    13. When you and your squad are reading in FSS and you hear gunshots in New Hall.

    Who wants to die?

    14. You, looking for the question the lecturer said is sure to come out.

    It must be here somewhere.

    15. Wicked lecturers looking at y’all struggling and enjoying it.

    “A is for God, B, and C are for me, you people can share the rest”

    16. When Sodeinde boys start their wahala rap-battles again.

    They will not let someone read in peace!

    17. When they’re giving someone malpractice form to fill during the paper and you have dubs on you too.

    Please God, just help me out of this one.
  • What The Hell Is Happening In Unilag?
    On April 7, all hell broke loose in University of Lagos as the school was closed down indefinitely by the authorities.

    The students abandoned their lectures to protest the poor water and electricity supply in the school. They also protested on behalf of the students who live off-campus and have difficulty getting to school due to the fuel scarcity wahala.

    The school authorities closed down the school indefinitely and asked all students to vacate the school premises before 10 am on April 8.

    It was alleged that the Student Union locked the school gates on April 8 when the school management closed all the hostels.

    The students trapped in the school premises were pictured passing through a canal in a bid to leave the school premises.

    It was also alleged that the student union president was arrested for being involved in the crisis.

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    However, there are many questions this protest raises.

    Because a standard university should have regular supply of water and electricity.

    https://twitter.com/ebuka_akara/status/718357195277135872

    In the end, the students are still the ones at a disadvantage.

    The school shutting down is a direct consequence of the fuel scarcity crisis in Nigeria.

    Could it be that the students were tired of being neglected by the school authorities? Considering the fact that the students had protested a bed bug infestation in the hostels back in 2015.

    This is the first school to shut down as a result of fuel scarcity and erratic fuel supply. We hope things restore to normal before other institutions in the country follow suit.

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  • Unilag’s Best Graduating Student Ayodele Dada Gets Offered A Luxury Apartment

    Ayodele Daniel Dada, the first Nigerian to ever graduate with a perfect CGPA in the country’s history has been granted a luxury apartment by Sujimoto construction.

    Last week, we shared his story with you and Nigerians have been inspired by how he came out on top in spite of the several challenges students face in the country.

    The 29 year old scored As in all the courses he offered in the University and participated in a lot of social activities while at it.

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    Upon learning of Daniel’s story and meeting with him, popular OAP Freeze spoke out and in his words: “Ayodele Daniel Dada is the 1st Nigerian in 54 years to get a perfect CGPA. My question is, how do we encourage him, and most importantly channel the minds of the forthcoming generation into the realization that our intellectual ability is the driving force behind innovation, which in itself is our greatest asset? How do we dissuade the next generation from the teachings of many pastors, who ‘Barnum’them, by selling the idea of a ready made financial miracle, for 10% of their current income?”

    And Daniel’s academic excellence didn’t make things automatically easy for him.

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    Freeze went on to inform Nigerians of his accommodation challenges also imploring successful Nigerian companies to help invest in Daniel’s intellectual potential.

    In an awesome turn of events, Freeze personally reached out to the CEO of Sujimoto construction, who was responsible for providing a luxury apartment for Olajumoke.

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    Although controversial musician, Dencia was reported to have offered to help with Daniel’s rent, the enthusiastic CEO of Sujimoto, Sijibomi Ogundele,  was quoted to have said: “Never again in the history of this country would the talent of a young man/lady be left without helping him attain his full potential”.

    Daniel is an example of Nigerians who continue to shine through and excel in whatever field they may be. We hope his genius potential is tapped into for the development of the country.

  • 17 Things Only People Who Attended Unilag Can Completely Relate To

    1. When you get to Yaba and see the queue for the shuttle.

    What is all this?

    2. You, passing Love Garden at night, looking at all the couples like:

    Later you’ll be crying that you’re pregnant.

    3. When you see people dressing for lectures like it’s Lagos fashion week.

    Please go and collect your prize from the Dean.

    4. How the library looks around exam time:

    Ah! These many students even know where the library is.

    5. When NEPA waits till exam time to become completely useless.

    How will I now read, ehn?

    6. When you see people using street lamp and GTB ATM light to do overnight reading.

    You people are the real students oh!

    7. How Ampitheatre looks during exam prayers:

    See all of them. Na by this one?

    8. When your squatter brings their own squatters.

    You must actually be possessed.

    9. When porters come and start checking for squatters in the middle of the night.

    Hay God. What is it?

    10. When one small celebrity comes around and you see people throwing their home training in the dustbin.

    Is it Dammy Krane that is doing you people like this?

    11. When you go to Iya Moria and dodo has finished.

    Why do bad things always happen to good people?

    12. When someone jumps the long queue in Shop 10 and starts shouting “Aunty Eno” and “Aunty Ireti”.

    It’s like you want to be slapped today.

    13. When the gate gets blocked because some students just decided to start protesting.

    Every time, protest. You people will not go and read your book

    14. You, waiting for the ‘any work’ you sent to bring your food.

    Na wa. Are they taking a tour of the university?

    15. When you’re broke and you start wondering if the risky burger behind Mariere is actually worth the risk.

    So, should I die of starvation or die of food poisoning?

    16. How you use the toilets in your hostel:

    Can’t go and carry disease that doesn’t belong to you.

    17. When you see your friend’s babe entering jeep in front of Moremi.

    Chineke, see Janet oh.