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  • It’s a typical sunny day in a ghetto in Uganda, but these kids couldn’t be any bothered.

    Despite the depiction of African ghettos in the media, these youngsters are proof that happiness can be found in any place or situation.

    In this video, they effortlessly serve awesome dance moves, from Alkayida, to Galala and the best Shoki you’ve ever seen.

    You can watch the video below, thank us later!

    Maryam

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  • Ugandan President Made A Roadside Phone Call And The Memes Are Hilarious
    Ugandan President Museveni while returning from a World Population Day commemoration, stopped by the roadside to make a phone call that lasted 30 minutes.

    But we’re wondering who brought the chair for him.

    Why did he have to stop his entire convoy because of one phone call?

    But who was he talking to self? Was he calling the love of his life?

    Haters will say this picture isn’t real.

    Even TV stations had to join in the trolling.

    https://twitter.com/tufre80/status/752850830408183808

    What if he was shooting a video with Nicki Minaj?

    Or was he responsible for Ronaldo’s famous trip?

    https://twitter.com/iGitz_/status/752924175061377024

    Was he trying to sharply get roadside food?

    He should kuku be the one sitting on the Iron Throne.

    Even Robert Mugabe came to say hi.

    https://twitter.com/TheInsiderUg/status/752915299066843136

    Some people sha did copy-copy.

    But at least President Museveni obeyed traffic laws and didn’t talk on the phone while driving. Let’s clap for him abeg.

    Even though he wasn’t the one driving and didn’t need to come out of his car in the first place.

    Maryam

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  • 10 Things That Tell Us How Hilarious Ugandans Are

    Being one of the most talked about countries in Africa, Uganda has peculiarities that are guaranteed to make anybody laugh out really loud.

    Besides being the home of beautiful people, beautiful diverse landscape and breathtaking views, here are 10 other amazing facts about Uganda.

    1. Nigeria’s Nollywood isn’t half as hilarious as Uganda’s Wakaliwood.

    In case you’re wondering, Wakaliwood is a movie studio named after Wakaliga in Uganda that has produced movies with a budget as low as 50,000. Ever heard of ‘Who Killed Captain Alex‘? It’s ok, thank us later.

    2. If you think you have seen it all, check out the Ugandan version of The Expendables.

    This is their own version of The Expendables. Dare to watch and surely die of laughter.

    3. Ugandans have a special method of dealing with home wreckers.

    LMAO!

    4. Ugandan English is termed as “Uglish”.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0KNVOm1OzQ
    Also, when Ugandans want you to move over (or “shift” as Nigerians say), they prefer to say “extend, extend”. LOL!

    5. This hilarious public transport mural.

    Back to life, back to reality!

    6. Discipline is a very big deal, these canes are for the Ugandan task force.

    To beat humans or wild goats?

    7. This hilarious video by Ugandan comedian Kansiime Anne.

    Uganda’s very own Iya Suwe.

    8. This photo of their president reading a very useful book.

    President forever and ever.

    9. Their brutally honest politicians.

    No time for lies and deceit.

    10. This hilarious poster.

    The Ugandan rival to our very own Ikeja under bridge.

    Maryam

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