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Who says the fun has to die in your relationship because you’re now married? Just spice things up with these Truth or Dare questions and you’ll be shocked at what you’d find.

Disclaimer: If this causes fight, don’t come and drag us sha.

Truth — Do you have a sugar baby?

Let them tell you who your competitors are, please. So nobody can come and catch you offside.

Dare — Let me go through your phone

Just go straight to the archived chats on WhatsApp. But whatever you see there is your business sha.

Truth — Would you marry me if I was an ant?

You know the answer to this question, but you can still ask anyway if you like pain.

Dare — Show me your Bolt/Uber ride history

Have they been going to weird places at weird times? Why is Bolt showing that they went to Eko Hotels when they were supposed to go to the gym? These are the questions.

Truth — Were you faking that orgasm?

You need to know whether you’re as skilled as you think or you’re just doing rubbish.

Dare — Recite the national pledge

This is how you’ll know if your partner is an olodo in disguise.

Truth — If you could sleep with one of my friends, who would it be?

Our personal advice: if they ask you this question, lie. If you open your mouth to mention somebody, just be ready for World War 3.

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Dare — Make a video of yourself dancing in my clothes

Use the video to threaten them every once in a while when they want to fight you.

Truth — Will you remarry if I die?

A good retort would be, “Who says you have to die first?” But if you say this, you might actually die.

Dare — Call my parents and tell them what you really think about them

Sha don’t try this one if your parents are Yoruba. Your partner will sleep outside.

Truth — Was he/she just a colleague?

Look in their eyes as they answer this question. Don’t even bother with the words they’re saying. Unless your spouse can pass a polygraph, you’ll get your answer.

Dare — Send me all the money in your account

Our personal favourite. Just blow small powder after daring them.

Truth — Any extra children I should know about?

You might be a stepmom or stepdad without even knowing. It’s surprises like these that really spice things up.

Dare — Make a TikTok with me and post it

Only do this if you want them to have small panic attacks while filming. Don’t post it sha because they might faint if you do.

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Sheriff Alimi

September 27, 2022

Ships

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Truth or Dare can be a really fun game if you don’t limit yourself to more-than-slightly annoying dares like, “I dare you to strip naked” and other horny teenager-like antics.

Has no one ever really considered the fact that this is the perfect game for when you want to know someone’s true intentions? You can even add a random lie detector to the mix and watch the truth flow — petition to add this to every politician’s manifesto? Anyway, I digress.

Try out these unconventional truth or dare questions for couples to elevate date night.

Truth — Does your mother like me?

Before you end up dating someone for donkey years and either break up or end up with an evil mother-in-law.

Dare — Show me the last five people you texted on WhatsApp

Just so you know if you’re dating yourself.

Truth — Does your head usually touch?

Wouldn’t it be better to know now if the person you’re dating likes semo before you end up in holy matrimony?

Dare — Make me laugh with your best joke

This is honestly too easy because they can just say “Nigeria” and they’ll still win.

Truth — Who are you voting for in 2023?

My dear, open your ears and listen well to whatever they have to say.

Dare — Make me your Twitter profile picture

If they say stuff like, “I’m protecting you from the world,” you’re dating yourself.

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Truth — Is Japa part of your future plans?

Again, it’s better to know now before one person gets an opportunity abroad and the other person turns into an enemy of progress.

Dare — Text your parents that we’re getting married

If they’re willing to try out this expensive joke, it’s possible they see a future with you.

Truth — How many children do you have?

Before you go and fall in love with Daddy Twins.

Dare — Recite the eight times table

At least if you don’t know maths, your partner should. So both of you don’t end up hiding when your children come home with quantitative reasoning.

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Tife Oni

August 9, 2022

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If you are a Nigerian who enjoys having fun and throwing parties, then you are probably in need of games night ideas that will make everything interesting. Games nights can end up as orgies, especially if you are in Lagos or Abuja, but if you take our ideas, you can take your houseguests to greater realms that will not involve inordinate genital bumping.

Here are 9 games night ideas you should try out at your next houseparty. Thank us later.

1. Dictation.

This is the best way to warm up a games night. Start with something intellectual, let every dead brain arise and get to work. By the time your guests leave your party and go on to win huge spelling bee championships, they will thank you.

2. Shelling egusi.

If you have plans to do this, wait until your mother brings home a big Bagco super sack of egusi seeds. You can then use that opportunity to throw a games night. You give everybody a bowl of unshelled egusi seeds. First to finish it will get a special prize. That prize is up to you.

3. Prayer chain.

You know why this is a brilliant games night idea? Nigeria needs prayers. Not every time fornication at a games night. Sometimes you need games night ideas that will open the heavens. Let your guests join hands together and begin to speak in tongues. First to prophesy will get a gift.

4. Removing braids.

Do you have a lot of braids you need to loosen? Throw a games night! The moment your guests enter, hand them a picking comb. The number of braids they are able to take out will determine the amount of alcohol they will drink. One braid is equal to one shot.

5. Solving mathematics equations.

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There are games night ideas that will lead to nothing, and there are games night ideas that will give you joy. This one belongs to the latter. Imagine building the mental muscles of your houseguests so that they leave your games night and go on to win Cowbellopedia. Rahhhh!

6. Picking beans.

The country is hard. People will appreciate this idea, especially if you let the person who picks the greatest portion of beans go home with their pickings.

7. Name of place, name of place, name of place that you know.

This doesn’t have to be limited to name of place. It can be the names of anything from names of person to names of brands. Just ask them to each tear out a sheet of paper and pick a comfortable spot. Then throw it all the way back to primary school.

8. I call on.

Just make sure you have enough space to do this. It will be very fun, believe us. And your guests will enjoy it, a bunch of adults who are finally escaping the hard, cold cage of adulthood. Let them be free to run like children.

9. After round one, original Panadol extra.

No, not that round one. It’s the after round one from primary school. This is a list of innocent games night ideas, please.

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Kunle Ologunro

August 2, 2021

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Interview With… is a Zikoko weekly series that explores the weird and interesting lives of inanimate objects and non-human entities.

Truth or Dare is a very popular game in the Nigerian party scene. From birthday bashes to house parties, Truth or Dare always makes an appearance, especially when horny Nigerian men are involved.

So, we decided to speak to Truth or Dare to find out how it feels about inadvertently becoming the go-to game for turning a simple party into a den of iniquity.

Zikoko: It’s great to have you here.

Truth or Dare: [yawns] Thanks for having me.

You seem tired. Are you okay?

With the number of house parties I’ve been to this month alone, how will I not be tired?

House parties ke? We are in the middle of a panini.

Do your fellow Nigerians know that? It’s like they think corona didn’t do crossover service with them. They’ve just been throwing parties up and down, and they are even hornier than ever — I didn’t think that was possible.

LMAO. It can’t be that bad now.

Honestly, someone should have warned me about Nigeria. If I had known your men were this horny, I would have stayed away. When my fellow party games were being deployed to foreign countries, I would have never agreed to be deployed to Nigeria at all.

Seriously? Why are Nigerian men so horny? Why have they turned an innocent game like me into an opportunity to fornicate?

You, innocent? Truth or Dare, abeg. We know your gist.

This is the problem. Anything Nigerians touch like this, it becomes corrupt. They abuse it, overwork it, and alter its life’s purpose. I am a living example.

I mean, look at me. People in other countries use me to discover fun truths about their friends and dare strangers to dance, but let me be brought into a Nigerian party, and it becomes Sodom and Gomorrah in seconds.

The first person always pretends to have sense, daring someone to do something basic, but by the second or third person, you’re already hearing “Tunde, we dare you to touch Amaka’s breasts.”

Ah. Do you remember when this started?

It’s all I’ve ever known. Nigerian men have always been horny, and I am just one of the many avenues they use to express it. Even 30+ men want to use me to see the colour of Ada’s pant. At your big age, pant is exciting you?

Where Nigerian men are, truth or dare is never far away.
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LMAO. You’ve really been through a lot.

What I want to know is why do Nigerians hate openly talking about sex, yet want to make EVERYTHING sexual? And why are they using me to carry out their agenda?

It’s almost like there’s no escape. Even when someone chooses Truth, the next thing they hear is: “Oya tell us your favourite sex position” or “Do you like doggy?” Whyyyy?

This is not what I signed up for. Do they ever pause to think that when they ask Funmi, who is clearly uncomfortable, to remove her bra, it makes me feel like a pervert?

When the babe now refuses, they will start calling her childish. You that you need a party game — that was made for kids — to see a woman’s bra, are you the adult? Nonsense.

I—

I’m sorry I’m ranting. I’ve just really needed to vent.

That’s fair, but certainly, there must be some Nigerians who don’t misuse you.

Oh please. Have you ever been to a Nigerian party? I hate to say it, but Nigerians would fornicate at a wake-keep if they could. Just let someone bring me in, and the next thing you know, Michael has dared Femi to press the dead body’s breasts.

By the way, why are Nigerian men so obsessed with breasts? Is it a cultural thing? I am genuinely worried when I see how they jump at any opportunity to grope, squeeze, or fondle breasts. Were y’all deprived of breasts as children?

That’s an unfair generalisation.

Well, Nigerian men have been unfair to me too.

Do you see a way out of this?

Honest truth? The Nigerian government should have just banned fornication instead of cryptocurrency. Or maybe put people in horny jail or something. A lot of people would sit up.

Nigerians are naturally overzealous, now imagine this overzealousness being applied to horniness and fornication. It’s almost like fornication will go out of existence the way Nigerians go at it.

Do you want Zikoko to file a petition to the government?

This government? Please. Even your government heads usually bring me into their parties. Imagine it, Truth or Dare for corrupt and aged political figures.

The things those old men use me for. Believe me, the corruption in this country is a natural resource. Like crude oil. It flows from the leaders and reaches the people below.

So what do you think is the way out?

Uneasy lies the Truth or Dare that comes to Nigeria. That’s what I have learned. Right now, all I hope for is the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

As for fornication and horniness in Nigeria, that is something I cannot change. It is simply beyond my power

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Kunle Ologunro

February 12, 2021

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