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  • What You Should Know as Repairs on Third Mainland Bridge Resume

    What You Should Know as Repairs on Third Mainland Bridge Resume

    Lagos State Government has said the third mainland bridge will close for rehabilitation work on Tuesday, January 9. However, they haven’t mentioned how long the closure will last.

    What You Should Know as Repairs on Third Mainland Bridge Resume

    Repair work kicked off on the bridge in November 2023, after an inspection by the Minister of Works, David Umahi. Umahi announced that the rehabilitation would be completed within three months, with the completion expected to fall in January 2024.

    Announcing the resumption of construction work on the bridge in a statement, Lagos State Commissioner for Transportation, Mr Oluwaseun Osiyemi, said:

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    “The closure is part of the ongoing work that started in November 2023, focusing on fixing the ramps, and now, the remaining parts of the bridge will also be repaired.”

    The commissioner said the following arrangements have been put in place for road users:

    • From 12 a.m (midnight) to 12 noon, the bridge would be opened for travellers from the Mainland to the Island, while those who intend to travel from the Island to the Mainland are advised to use Eko Bridge. This diversion means commuters coming from places like Oworonshoki, Ikeja, Berger, Ketu and Ogudu, can access the bridge till noon when it’s closed.
    • From 12 noon to 12 a.m., motorists will be able to access the bridge from the Island to the Mainland while motorists from the Mainland heading towards the Island will have to use Eko Bridge. This means motorists coming from places like Lekki, Ikoyi and Obalende will have access to the bridge until midnight.
  • 8 Thoughts You’ve Probably Had When You’re On Third Mainland Bridge

    8 Thoughts You’ve Probably Had When You’re On Third Mainland Bridge

    1. When your danfo is speeding and you’re like:

    Are we speeding to London or what?

    2. When you look down into the water and remember you can’t swim

    If we fall down like this, that’s the end!

    3. When you see people walking on the bridge:

    Where are you walking to, please?

    4. When someone’s car now breaks down on the bridge

    Oga, you have entered one chance!

    5. You, when it’s now your unfortunate danfo that breaks down

    Which kind of yama yama luck is this one?

    6. When nobody now stops to give you lift

    Is this how you people are wicked?

    7. When you see people doing James Bond with their cars on the bridge

    It’s like you people want to go and say hi to Baba God.

    8. When the car keeps hitting those annoying bumps on the bridge, you’re like:

    This bridge will not give me hypertension o!

    9. One thing we know for sure: you don’t want to be stranded on 3rd Mainland Bridge with a poor network

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  • 14 Things That Happen When You Get Stranded On Third Mainland Bridge

    14 Things That Happen When You Get Stranded On Third Mainland Bridge

    1. Your face, that moment your car or bus breaks down in the middle of the bridge.

    I’m dead.

    2. When it’s a bus so you know at least you’re not going to die alone.

    We are all in this together.

    3. How the other passengers move when a car actually stops:

    You people should chill small.

    4. When you get down and discover how much the bridge actually shakes.

    How is this thing still standing?

    5. When your mind starts doing ‘1000 ways to die’ because you’re alone.

    Baba God, pick up.

    6. You, realizing how many steal-able things you actually own.

    Why do I have so much stuff?

    7. When you start calling your friends to come out and pick you.

    Friendship no reach that one.

    8. How Lagosians look at you when you try to stop them for help:

    Keep dreaming.

    9. How they actually see you once it’s after 7pm:

    You are automatically an armed robber. Don’t argue.

    10. You, remembering all the stranded people you never stopped for.

    Is this karma?

    11. When you look at the water and start remembering all the mami water gist you’ve ever heard.

    This can’t be how I die.

    12. You, calculating how many miles you would have to run to get off the bridge.

    Let me just sit here and die, abeg.

    13. When a suspicious looking car starts slowing down beside you.

    Hay God!

    14. When it’s actually a good Samaritan that is stopping to help you.

    YES LORD!