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  • The Zikoko List: All The things That Will Happen When You Read Zikoko

    What are the consequences of reading Zikoko? Definitely an unforgettable experience.

    Check out this hilarious list by @OneGirlLikeDat

    It all started late last night, we were jeje-ly minding our business when someone came to look for trouble.

    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676856593636528128
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676857099574489088

    Then @1GehLikeDat decided to share all the things that will definitely happen to you once you let Zikoko in your life.

    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676857204234919936
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676857480362749952
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676857681710305280
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676857971926810625
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676858355974041601
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676858545342685184
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676859060654837760
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676859582912798720
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676859912991997954
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676860241884143616
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676860536676605952
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676860836598702080
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676861192577671168
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676862118575124480
    Can you relate to this when you read Zikoko? Share your own Zikoko list with us.
  • How The Grammy Nominations List Is Like The Admissions List In A Nigerian University
    The nominations list for the prestigious Grammy Awards dropped on December 7 and music heads had something to say.  But then, the epic snub of some A-list musicians and surprising nominations is somewhat similar to admission lists in Nigerian Universities.

    Before the list was dropped, everybody swore to getting admitted on merit.

    I have an uncle in admissions.

    And anticipated the list like…

    Those ones that had stayed at home for two years were the most anxious.

    There was the candidate that got admitted on scholarship for being so awesome….

    The annoying girl that always came first since primary 1 made the list too, on merit as expected.

    And the ones that worked hard for it came through.

    Some got last minute admissions into nonexistent departments as consolation after bragging so much.

    Anything is something please.

    Some passed the entrance exam but still didn’t make the list.

    …And didn’t try to hide their pain.

    Some just got handed a big fat Ela.

    The uncle in admissions didn’t turn up.

    But the ones that didn’t even qualify complained the most.

    Congratulations to all the nominees. You can check the full nominations list here http://www.grammy.com/nominees