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  • I Watched Kcee’s “Ojapiano Remix” Music Video, So You Don’t Have To

    Kcee released the music video of his Ojapiano remix with One Republic in March 2024, but that isn’t the gist. The gist is that the Nigerian singer said he spent $150,000 (approximately ₦212 million) to bring the video to our screens.

    ₦212 million is not small money, so we had to watch this visual to see why it costs more than an average Richard Mille wristwatch.

    Let’s get into it.

    The video opens with a bull skull, which I took to mean two things: a ranch or a “danger zone”. The next scene proved my first theory because it featured a bunch of idle cowboys and cowgirls with hard faces.

    The frowning cowboys and girls stare at Kcee as he drives into their area, comes out of his car and presents an old tube vintage TV set to a guy who looks like the ringleader of an upcoming cartel. 

    I thought I was about to see a drug deal for a moment, but instead, the guy turns on the TV and “Ojapiano remix” begins playing supernaturally. I say “supernaturally” because the TV isn’t plugged into any source of power known to man. As if that isn’t impressive enough, the old-school (AKA black and white) TV starts showing Kcee and Ryan Tedder in very bright colours.

    After a few seconds, the others gather to watch, and some take dancing positions.

    At this point, I’m confused. One Republic isn’t a country music band or group of cowboys, so why is Kcee meeting cowboys? 

    Also, the white folks watching Kcee on the TV are on one side, but the all-black women dancers remain on the other side. The reason for this segregation is unclear. But let’s move on.

    In the next scene, Kcee appears in a stable. But he’s the only one there. Where are the horses? If they wanted a stable scene so badly, why didn’t they make it look finer in a “too-good-for-horses” way. I mean, they had$150,000 to spend.

    The video continues with Kcee and the dancers dancing and dancing. The others watching the performance on TV did so for the remaining two minutes of the video until the music video ended abruptly. 

    I have so many questions, but the one that confuses me most is why Kcee presented the TV  to the cowboys. What did that symbolise? 

    For a song about being a boss man and money spender, the “Ojapiano remix” music video feels more like a lacklustre countryside adventure. Maybe the $150k included his flight costs to America because nothing else in the visual supports that claim.

    I’ll conclude by saying: “Ojapiano” should have been left as it is —a street anthem without 18 seconds of Ryan Tedder’s vocals and its overpriced music video.

    I Endured Tacha & Omashola’s “Chiwawa” Music Video So You Don’t Have To

  • I Endured Tacha & Omashola’s “Chiwawa” Music Video So You Don’t Have To

    In my opinion, Big Brother Naija Season 4, AKA Pepper Dem 2019, was the most dramatic of them all. 

    At the peak of the chaos, Tacha and Omashola had their famous fight in Biggie’s house, and viral music producer and content creator, Lord Sky, flipped the video clip to audio, laid it on an Ogene beat and turned into a banging mp3.

    In 2020, Omashola, Tacha and Lord Sky brought some more housemates and friends together to do a music video for what Lord Sky had made. Money that could’ve been spent on COVID-19 palliatives for the poor was lavished on an abuse fest movie.

    https://twitter.com/TheLenny_/status/1694628390626545777?t=I6tfZpC5qhrduw-_D1bsrQ&s=19

    Lord Sky owned the song; Omashola and Tacha were just sample characters on the beat. So how did it get credited asOmashola’s song featuring others?

    P.S: “Chiwawa” is the song title and it’s just Nigerian for “Chihuahua”.

    Anyway.

    If you didn’t already know you shouldn’t take this song seriously, you’d know from the beginning of the video.

    Do I even need to say why?

    I can’t tell if this is a high court or a circus. But they’re in a court of law. Are the balls on the judge’s table there to signify that “the ball is in his court” regardless of who’s actually guilty?

    Instead of a mock dock, maybe Omashola should be in an actual court to answer for all the ridiculous outfits and photo shoots he litters his socials with.

    Don’t even get me started on the fake Navy officer who can’t tell a court setting from the air force. Or this restless court clerk.

    Then comes Lord Sky. We know he was the producer, but why is he cooking in a court? He even brought his piano and Yamaha H8 studio monitors along. Why?

    The song finally starts playing as Omashola and Tacha take their oaths. And we see that the video casts Nasty Black as a lawyer, only he’s holding a goat.

    I’m not really surprised to see a goat in court because only stubborn people get dragged there anyway. 

    Next, someone strolls a Chihuahua dog to the front. Confusion gets me for two seconds, then it becomes clear. Remember the animals Omashola and Tacha called each other during their classic fight back then? They’re about to have a refight through an actual goat AKA Lil Sholzy, and Chihuahua AKA Little P Bites.

    Little P Bites can fight.

    The court audience is shouting, but it’s not clear if they’re rooting for any of these fighters.

    Tacha, a defendant in the dock, is quietly thinking what in the fooling is going on. Omashola, a co-defendant obviously not conforming to court rules, is the one taking centre stage and causing drama. 

    Screams of “Barking dog, Chihuahua, nkiti, nzobu and anofia” mix smoothly with Lord Sky’s beat banging in the background.

    A human fight breaks out finally as lawyer Nasty Black puts his finger in the presiding judge’s eyes while his client, Lil Sholzy, sprays documents in the air. 

    Tacha’s calmness ends, and “She-goat, Chihuahua, anofia” is thrown left and right.

    Some of the audience are only there for the entertainment and are getting what they come for. While others focus on their female counterparts, ignoring the foolery around them.

    In the midst of the chaos, a dance talent show breaks out. Three guys in shine-shine clothing do a funny routine. Nasty Black and the reigning face of misogyny, Seyi Awolowo, join in.

    Female dancers aren’t left out.

    The judge joins the circus.

    Lord Skye knows the abuse fest won’t end until he calls his guys to set-up to entertain with music.

    When Lord Skye begins playing, the spirit of unity falls on everybody. Fight ceases, and they all become cordial.

    Lil Sholzy finally escapes and Nasty Black runs after it.

    Tacha and Omashola give each other a hi-five and become best friends forever.

    The video ends with a message on the screen as Omashola admonishes Little P Bites to stop tensioning Lil Sholzy.

    I want to use this medium to thank Lord Skye for being an incredible pacifier, even though he cooked the video clips into a viral hit in the first place.

    Thanks to the fighters, Tacha and Omashola, too. Finally, the two adults can rest from calling the names of animals in English and local tongues.

    Okay, enough reaching for today.