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  • How to Throw Your Boyfriend a Lit Surprise Party

    To surprise a Nigerian man, you have to be meticulous in your planning. Try these tips if you’re sure you want to organise something that’ll blow your Nigerian boyfriend’s mind.

    Plan a getaway

    Let your man know it’s you and him for the weekend. No homeboys, no football, just hot couple enjoyment.

    Surprise him on a weekend

    This agbado era requires hard work around the clock, so chances are both of you would only be available on a weekend anyway. It’s also the one time he’s likely to follow along with your surprise.

    Involve his friends

    Let his friends know at least a week in advance. Carry them along in your plans, so they can clear their schedules and turn up for their guy’s surprise party.

    Plan with his barber to give him a clean cut

    Go to his barber and beg him to give your man a mad cut. You need him and his fades fine AF for you.

    Tease him that all bills on you

    Start teasing from home that you’re covering all the bills. He won’t think about a party but he’ll know he’s about to be spoiled.

    Watch him be amazed

    Make sure his friends get there earlier, and let him find himself in an ambush that turns into a party. Do this and you’ve done a fantastic job, so why won’t he be amazed?

    Or just plan the whole thing in your head

    It’s still the agbado era, which means you’re probably broke like the rest of us. Dreaming is free, and it’s the thought that counts.

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  • How to Plan a Surprise Party Your Nigerian Girlfriend Would Actually Love

    First of all, it’s hard to surprise a Nigerian woman because we know everything. But if you really want to plan something your Nigerian girlfriend would love and might actually catch her unaware, these tips will help.

    Tell her you’re planning a surprise for someone else

    Remember what I said about women knowing everything? She’ll definitely know something is up when you start making quiet phone calls and guarding your phone. You don’t want to wake the investigative journalist in her, so just tell her without telling her.

    Avoid her

    Of course, now, she might want all the details of the surprise you’re planning for someone else. You can’t keep that up, so the best bet is to avoid her. Just don’t do it for too long, or she might enter another relationship before you pull off the surprise.

    Tell her friends at least a week before the party

    Don’t worry, they won’t ruin the surprise. You need them to make sure she’s all dressed up and baddie-fied for the event. Trust me, no one wants to walk into a surprise with six-week-old braids.

    Make sure she doesn’t eat that day

    That’s where her friends come in. You want her to have space for all the food at the party. This one should be easy because many Nigerian women have a problem deciding what to eat anyway. 

    Say your ex will be present at the party

    Just tell her your ex will be present at this random party, and watch your babe literally dress to kill. Or fight you and dump your ass. What’s life without a little risk?

    Go all out on the decor

    Because she’ll need to take pictures for the gram. I know they say it’s the little things that count, but this one doesn’t fall under the little things. The venue has to be lit.

    Invite all her frienemies… then spray her money

    You know what’s better than sending your Nigerian girlfriend money? It’s giving her money in the presence of all her enemies. They need to know her man is an odogwu. If this is the only thing you get right with the surprise, you’ve done more than enough.

    Or propose

    Only do this in front of a big-ass crowd when you’re sure she wants to marry you sha. Because why choose to embarrass her like that in front of everyone?

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