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  • QUIZ: We’ll Give You Three Words, Can You Guess the Secondary School Subject?

    QUIZ: We’ll Give You Three Words, Can You Guess the Secondary School Subject?

    This quiz will separate the people who really went to secondary school from the people who went for vibes. Can you guess the secondary school subjects from just three words?

    Give it a try:

  • 18 Struggles You’ll Understand If Biology Was Your Worst Subject

    18 Struggles You’ll Understand If Biology Was Your Worst Subject

    1. When you entered SS1 and you thought the entire subject was about reproduction.

    FINALLY!

    2. But then you realized that Biology had more notes than all your other subjects combined.

    Unfair.

    3. When you’re not even in science class but Biology was still compulsory.

    Fix your lives.

    4. The struggle to stay awake in class.

    Don’t wake me up.

    5. When you ran away from sciences because of drawing but you still have to draw stupid fishes in Biology class.

    Kuku kill me.

    6. When you see “Biology – Double period”.

    This is what hell must feel like.

    7. When Biology class starts and it suddenly feels like there are 2 hours in one minute.

    Who did I offend?

    8. How you feel after studying Biology for one term.

    Epp me.

    9. When you’re looking for the application of Mitosis and Meiosis in Economics or Law or Accounting.

    Still can’t find it.

    10. When you don’t understand the whole course but it’s not something that someone can explain.

    I’m done.

    11. How you feel in a Biology Multiple choice exam.

    We learnt all these?

    12. When you see the future doctors putting Biology on their JAMB form.

    Do  you, boo!

    13. How you look through the subject requirements to gain university admission to make sure Biology is not there.

    I don’t want.

    14. When someone says Biology is their favorite subject.

    Also who asked you?!

    15. When you enter the Biology lab and the smell hits you.

    You people will die if you spray air freshener?

    16. When it’s time for practicals and you cannot remember how to identify anything.

    I kent unsten.

    17. When it’s time to dissect animals.

    Disgusting.

    18. When the bell rings and Biology period is over.

    Bye.
  • Check Out This Student’s Hilarious Answer To A Chemistry Question

    Check Out This Student’s Hilarious Answer To A Chemistry Question

    Not every time complain about how difficult chemistry or any other subject is, it’s not always rocket science.

    Sometimes, comparing some scientific terms to real-life people or situations can be an easy way to answer these questions. Oya, thank us for this life hack.

    This student was asked to define electro-negativity in a question that carried 5 extra marks.

    https://twitter.com/Girlish_lava_/status/707550956179890177

    And instead of simply defining the exact thing the teacher taught, the student added jara just to show how much the concept was understood.

    “Yes, I’m getting this 5pts! To properly articulate what electronegativity is, I would like to draw your attention to Trey Songz a.k.a Mr Steal your gurl. You see Trey has no chill, he’s a killer, a savage. He steals other men’s girls without any remorse. Electronegativity is a concept with a lot of Trey like behaviour. It’s the ability for an atom to take another atom’s electron with Flourine being the OG Trey Songz because it has the highest electronegativity of all the elements, straight stealing them. That’s an A+ answer Ms Chery.”

    For those of you wondering who Mr Steal Your Girl is…

    And with this amount of buffness (and very little singing prowess), this man goes forth snatching people’s girlfriends up and down.

    Points for creativity!!! This students scored all of the 5 points with this answer.

    If this student were Nigerian, the story may turn out differently though. How dare you answer a question this creatively?

    Only bad Nigerian children know how Trey Songz steals girls instead of cramming every single word in their notes. [zkk_poll post=22973 poll=content_block_standard_format_6]