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Wizkid Lyrics For Every Situation You May Be In

Listening carefully to the Ojuelegba crooner – Wizkid, it is evident that most of his lines are answers to a lot of real life situations. Here are a few of them.
When your girlfriend is mad at you and locks you out.

Song: Scatter The Floor
When you attend an Owambe and the dance floor is popping.

Song: Pakurumo
When your friend keeps asking you how their face looks.

Song: Don’t Dull
“Are you sure you will be able to make it? I think there is traffic”.

Song: Shout Out
For those that keep saying “I think I am way too skinny”.

Song: Shout Out
When your visitors finally arrive after a long trip.

Song: Jaiye Jaiye Ft. Femi Kuti
When you get asked why your friend keeps going back to their ex.

Song: Ojuelegba
When you are trying to make it clear to someone you have been talking to what you want?

Song: In My Bed
When everybody finally understands what you have been going through.

Song: Show You The Money
Getting asked “How are you doing?”.

Song: Ojuelegba
When your friends ask if you can really pay for their expenses?

Song: Jaiye Jaiye ft Femi Kuti
When you are wondering what to do when you have a lot of money.

Song: Jaiye Jaiye ft Femi Kuti
And your wife asks what you are getting her as a Christmas gift.

Tobi Smith

December 11, 2015

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11 Awkward Situations We Are Certain You’ve Been In On a First Date

First dates are really awful. Even the good ones have their uncomfortable moments. Not surprising, considering they usually involve people who you do not know very well, so that’s basically like inviting awkwardness and discomfort into your life.

Here are 11 first date experiences that I think everyone has in common:

Both of you cannot think of what to say and there’s that uncomfortable silence.

Don’t talk about the weather. We got you – first date topics are here.

Farting, burping… basically any loud noises from inside your body.

Just continue like it didn’t just happen. Hopefully they didn’t notice.

Your date is at the movies and you find yourself watching an explicit sex scene with a virtual stranger.

Don’t look. Don’t look. Oh shit!

Running Into Your Ex.

Seriously. Look straight through him…or her.

Or running into your ex and his/her new (boy)girlfriend.

Couldn’t get any worse. Really.

They Make A Joke That You don’t think is funny.

And they expect you to laugh. Ha. Ha.

Over sharing.

This was not the plan.

When they get a text or phone call and actually respond, leaving you sitting there like…

Oh no you didn’t.

They say something you really disagree with and you simply don’t know what to do.

I will not fight you. I will not fight you.

Honestly forgetting your wallet at home.

It just got worse.

One of you goes in for a hug and the other for a kiss.

Ugh!

When you want to blow them off and you don’t know what to do.

Err…

Everyone who has ever dated anyone has had their fair share of weird first date experiences. They suck in the moment, but hey, you get a good story out of it. Like the one above.

Ask your friends..I bet they agree!

Odunayo

August 25, 2015

Inside Life

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