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  • 8 Reasons Why You Should Remain Single Forever

    8 Reasons Why You Should Remain Single Forever

    We have shared reasons why you should be in a relationship, but what if it’s the opposite you need? Here are eight important reasons why you should NOT make the mistake of falling in love and finding yourself in a relationship.

    In other words, avoid it like a plague.

    1. What if you people don’t break up?

    As in, you actually fall in love and can’t live without them. Bad bish like you? God forbid.

    2. Relationships lead to “see finish”

    No one needs to know so much about your life. One minute, you guys are all loved up, kissing, cuddling and doing all the bad bad things in the world, the next, you people fight and they go on Twitter to tell everyone that your snore sounds like I-better-pass-my-neighbour generator and you fart every time you get aroused.

    3. Crazy people are everywhere

    When Tems said, “Crazy things are ‘appening”, you thought she was joking? What if they turn out to be crazier than your crazy, and you had to deal with that every day? Please end that talking stage today.

    4. To protect yourself

    Not being in a relationship is the best form of self preservation. No one can hurt you if they don’t have access to you.

    5. Dating is expensive as hell

    The system is designed to finish your money – date nights, Valentines Day, birthday, anniversary… Wait, how much is your salary again?

    8 Things No-one Really Tells You About Love And Relationships

    6. Remember your last heartbreak?

    Did you like who you were because of them? You want to suffer times two? Guessed as much.

    7. You are usually the problem

    Instead of looking for a brand new relationship to unleash your terror, fix yourself, before you traumatise another person’s child.

    8. What if only one of you japas?

    Love can be sweet, but distance brings a dose of bitter leaf to the mix. And that is what will happen if only one of you manages to japa. Proceed with caution.

    If you still want to give relationships a try, here are vital things to bring to the table.


    QUIZ: How Long will Your Next Relationship Last

  • QUIZ: If You Know 10/15 Of These Songs, You’re Single To Stupor

    QUIZ: If You Know 10/15 Of These Songs, You’re Single To Stupor

    Has anyone ever told you that the songs you know could determine your singleness? Well, we’re telling you now.

    Take the quiz:

    Select all the songs you know:

  • 19 Times The #SingleToStupor Trend Was Too Real For Nigerian Singles

    19 Times The #SingleToStupor Trend Was Too Real For Nigerian Singles

    Arguably one of the most difficult things to be in Nigeria is single. Asides from the fact that when you’re single, you start to notice every happy couple – even the unhappy ones look happy – around you;

    People will NOT stop asking these weird questions about your relationship status.

    The #SingleToStupor went viral on Nigerian twitter and, as you may expect, the tweets were equal parts funny and true. Here are the best ones that correctly capture what it’s like to be single in Nigeria:

    1. When your first text in a day comes from your network provider

    2. When you don’t even pretend to be choosy about partners anymore

    3. When your call log only has your family – not even friends – on it

    https://twitter.com/Pope_khofe/status/644638118809894913

    4. When you are secretly excited by others’ break ups

    5. When you are in no hurry to charge your phone. Ever.

    6. When you’re tired of explaining your status so now you have a bae. But he has travelled.

    https://twitter.com/DJChimmy/status/644605960993009664

    7. When you’ve been single for so long. What is a relationship?

    https://twitter.com/DJChimmy/status/644602397986263042

    8. When your playlist is full of songs that glorify being alone. 🙂

    https://twitter.com/HausOfZara/status/644600148463603713

    9. Avoiding the Gym because too many couples. Please let me be fat alone.

    https://twitter.com/Thekelechiamadi/status/644934608426008576

    10. When you have to reassure yourself that you’re not ugly.

    https://twitter.com/Gomeznsude/status/644791506969186304

    11. When you seriously hate romantic songs now

    12. LMAO! Even Siri curves you

    13. When you forget sometimes that you are single. Then you remember.

    https://twitter.com/Pope_khofe/status/644628847820980224

    14. When you seriously need a boy/girlfriend. Urgently

    15. When your money is solely spent on yourself. No one else.

    https://twitter.com/OfficialKelss/status/644616325432799232

    16. When you cannot go on double dates, because no date.

    17. When you feel even worse when no one agrees that you’re single. Oshey phantom boyfriend.

    https://twitter.com/TheChronicE_/status/644630990829301761

    18. People compliment you everyday, but still Single. -__-

    19. When your reason for being single is work. But you know you’re not that busy.

    https://twitter.com/miss_funmi/status/644604903357292544


    The trend is still ongoing, sooo join in maybe? But the most important thing to you should be your happiness. Put that first and you will be alright because,

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