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  • How to Shoot Your Shot Like a BBTitans Housemate

    How to Shoot Your Shot Like a BBTitans Housemate

    Be mysterious

    You know how the housemates first showed up all sexy and mysterious, and leaving everything to your imagination? That’s how you need to be with your crush. They’ll be curious about you when they’re not sure who you are, what you are, or whether or not you even have sense. The best way to do this is to not talk too much.

    Flirt with them and stylishly ask if they have a partner

    Not because it matters to you or because it’s going to stop you anyway. But because you need to know early on if you have competition. So flirt with them a little and start dropping lines like “I don’t want anybody to come and beat me o”.

    If they do, snatch them

    If they say they do, go on the offensive and snatch them. Don’t worry about the relationship they already have. That’s just collateral damage. If they don’t want to be snatched, turn the whole thing into a love triangle like Yemi did with Blue Aiva and Khosi

    Become their listening ear

    You need to be the person they share their deepest secrets with. So they can let you in closer and closer until they’ve let their guard down completely. Do you see the way Marvin became Yaya’s listening ear and they’re now in love even though they’re both evicted? That’s what you need to do.

    Then tell them you’re related to Kiddwaya

    You can get their attention by just randomly dropping it in a conversation that you’re related to Kiddwaya and you don’t really need the money.

    Be a little toxic dramatic

    Have someone else on the side and flirt with them in your crush’s face, so they can feel a little peppered and pay you some attention. Your side piece doesn’t even have to be in on it. Just hold their hands with your sidepiece while hugging your crush. Give them the chaotic Yoruba demon energy that’ll get them interested.

    But love-bomb them with food

    You already have Big Brother’s kitchen to yourself. Love-bomb them with food till they forget their sense and start following you up and down. Confusion is your primary agenda. By the time you’re done, they’ll be posting Instagram stories of food saying “eggs aren’t egging without you” like Yaya did with Marvin.

    Do their laundry

    Offer to wash everything they own. Yes, everything including their underwear. That way, they’re sure you’ll do anything for them. You see how Ebube and Yvonne bonded when they did their laundry together, collect all your crush’s clothes and do everything while they get carried away with the talking.

    Give them your duvet

    Even if they already have one, give them your duvet so they can stay warm when it’s cold. Yes, we know it’s blazing hot these days but that doesn’t matter. Cold is coming and they’ll need more than one duvet. Love is all about sacrifice.

    Or just watch BBTitans on GOtv to learn all the other tips yourself

    There are just too many tactics for shooting your shots and we can’t just release all of them to you like that. So, watch the BBTitans show yourself so you can learn more and have fun. It’s showing on GOtv, and you don’t want to miss it.

    There’s only one week left on the show

    With everything we’ve shown you here, there’s still much more to learn, and you can only do that if you watch the show itself. It’s wrapping up in a week, so hurry and watch it on GOtv so that you can step up your shot-shooting game. Also, make sure you vote for your favourite housemate this week dutring the finale. You hear us?

  • Nigerian Women Share Their Worst Experience Getting Aired

    Nigerian Women Share Their Worst Experience Getting Aired

    In life, there are very few things that are worse than being aired by someone you like. It’s the kind of betrayal that would have you sitting years later with your grandkids when you suddenly remember that one Femi aired your text 50 years ago. These Nigerian women share their worst experience of getting aired.

    1. Anita, Straight

    I sent one guy my nudes on iMessage and he replied by only liking the nudes. I almost died. I decided to played the long game. When he got comfortable physically and emotionally with me, I fucked him and ghosted. Let’s all be mad together.

    2. Enuvie, Straight

    I have this experience from 3-4 years ago about being aired. Nothing has beat it since or ever will (in Jesus name). I poured out my heart to this guy I was talking to. It was a long, romantic epistle and he left me on read for 3 whole months. He came back later and said he had surgery. Well, so did I but I still texted. I accepted his apology but seeing his tweets on the TL kept irritating my soul so I blocked him.

    3. Tami, Straight

    I met a guy and we were always talking. I thought I had found my companion until BOOM! He stopped calling. I was very confused cause this has never happened to me before. I was on IG when I saw him chilling in France. This man relocate to France and didn’t even tell me. My self esteem took a nosedive. I kept wondering why I couldn’t get a simple call back or text with an explanation.

    4. Sharon, Straight

    I have been friends with this guy for over 12 years. At some point we had a mutual crush on each other. We kept in contact by following each other on our social media. One day, I summoned the courage to ask him out on a date. He said he was broke but I didn’t mind. I told him to hustle transport fare and I’ll handle the rest. He agreed and picked a date. I was so happy until this guy aired me. He was reading my messages and not responding. I cried. Later found out he took another girl out on a date.

    5. Clara, Pansexual

    It happened on Twitter. Being a babe that I am, I shot my shot on the TL. The guy was so fine but my mistake was overlooking the fact that he is a Yoruba guy and those ones are cousins with the devil. I pulled a sharp line, complimented his outfit and his eyes and after all that, he aired me with the spirit of Sango. That was the end of my gun blazing era. He didn’t even like the tweet. Now I’m in therapy for shame. Please keep me anon.

    6. Katherine, Straight

    I recently decided to put myself out there and date. I joined a dating site. But, I went about it the wrong way because rather than chatting with more people, I focused on one person I found attractive. He asked for my IG handle and after that, he never spoke to me again. I was ultra confused because my pictures match my profile. Out of embarrassment, I deleted the app. I have made a bunch of excuses as to why he never got back to me, for the sake of my mental health.

    7. Christiana, Straight

    So I had someone I had been hooking up with earlier in the year and things were great. Sometime in July, I suggested we link up and he agreed. Didn’t hear from him and when I reached out, crickets. Over the course of 4 months, it was just airing and vibes. Then this month I suggested it again and he agreed. But this time he completely aired me and hasn’t spoken to me in 3 weeks. I have been asking myself ‘Na me be this?’ Fully started doubting my babeness but all that’s over now. A bad bitch is a bad bitch. Soldier go, soldier come, barrack go still remain. I am the barrack.

    8. Jessica, Bisexual

    I had a crush on this girl before corona. We met at a writing workshop and I really liked her. Before I got a chance to ask her out, lockdown happened. Luckily, we were able to continue the workshop online. I wasn’t trying to be friends so I subtly tried to find out if she was into women too. I put a bi-flag pin on my shirt during the workshop video calls, tried to be flirty in the DMs without being creepy, even pretended to like Harry Styles.

    She eventually invited me for a picnic at her place. I was ready so I asked for location, time and she aired me. I tried to play it cool as she was still posting, perhaps my message just got buried. I faked sending a message that wasn’t meant for her to her so we could start a conversation. She took the bait and when I brought up lunch, she aired me for months. She later popped up with a girlfriend who she posted with pictures they took on a picnic date. I really had to wonder if my picnic date was just looted before my very eyes.

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  • 15 Times This Picture Perfectly Described Painful Nigerian Situations

    15 Times This Picture Perfectly Described Painful Nigerian Situations

    Nigeria’s basketball team, D’Tigers, had a photo-shoot in Brazil that basically broke the internet.

    But we are actually here for the ‘jonzing’ meme Olaseni ‘Shane’ Lawson blessed us with:

    1. When you shout the wrong answer in class with confidence.

    2. When you tell your friends that you’re travelling abroad for the holiday and your parents tell you to pack for village.

    3. When you text a babe you like and her boyfriend replies you.

    4. When you say “last card” and your friend gives you pick 3.

    5. When you get credit alert and you check and see N20 POS Loyalty.

    6. When you’re arguing with your boyfriend and he is confidently missing the point.

    7. When your card gets declined on your date after you’ve finished eating.

    8. When you’re moving in for a hug and she stretches out her hand for you.

    9. When you’re about to enter her DM and she posts an ‘I just said yes” engagement picture.

    10. When you tell her you love her and she says she loves you too… like a brother.

    11. When the ATM finishes making the ‘krrrrr’ sound, but nothing comes out.

    12. When you pay for her plane ticket and another man picks her up at the airport.

    13. When the last match casts your sweet bet slip.

    14. When you storm off hoping the market woman will call you back but she lets you walk away.

    15. When you smile at a fine babe in the club and her friend is the one that smiles back.

  • How to Shoot Your Shot Like a BBTitans Housemate

    How to Shoot Your Shot Like a BBTitans Housemate

    We’re all watching you BBTitans for the fun and drama, but there are life lessons you could use to up your dating game in there too. Here are a few surefire tips on how you can shoot your shots at your crush, BBTitans-style.

    Be mysterious

    They’ll be curious about you when they’re not sure who you are, what you are, or whether or not you even have sense. The best way to do this is to not talk too much.

    Flirt with them and stylishly ask if they have a partner

    Not because it matters to you or because it’s going to stop you anyway. But because you need to know early on if you have competition. So flirt with them a little and start dropping lines like “I don’t want anybody to come and beat me o”.

    If they do, snatch them

    If they say they do, go on the offensive and snatch them. Don’t worry about the relationship they already have. That’s just collateral damage.

    Become their listening ear

    You need to be the person they share their deepest secrets with. So they can let you in closer and closer until they’ve let their guard down completely.

    Then tell them you’re related to Kiddwaya

    You can get their attention by just randomly dropping it in a conversation that you’re related to Kiddwaya and you don’t really need the money.

    Be a little toxic dramatic

    Have someone else on the side and flirt with them in your crush’s face, so they can feel a little peppered and pay you some attention.

    But love-bomb them with food

    You already have Big Brother’s kitchen to yourself. Love-bomb them with food till they forget their sense and start following you up and down. Confusion is your primary agenda.

    Do their laundry

    Offer to wash everything they own. Yes, everything including their underwear. That way, they’re sure you’ll do anything for them.

    Give them your duvet

    Even if they already have one, give them your duvet so they can stay warm when it’s cold. Yes, we know it’s blazing hot these days but that doesn’t matter. Cold is coming and they’ll need more than one duvet. Love is all about sacrifice.

    Or just watch BBTitans on GOtv to learn all the other tips yourself

    There are just too many tactics for shooting your shots and we can’t just release all of them to you like that. So, watch the BBTitans show yourself so you can learn more and have fun. It’s showing on GOtv. Don’t say Zikoko didn’t do anything for you.