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  • 14 Hilarious Responses That Are Absolutely Iconic

    1. This one about nicknames.

    2. This one about the new price of Coca-cola.

    3. This happy birthday tweet.

    4. This epic clapback at tribalism.

    5. When someone starts bashing Big Brother Naija.

    6. Dogs are the worst abeg.

    7. Because beans and dodo make the world go round.

    8. This epic response to a ridiculous tweet.

    9. This savage response to the oversabi that wants to teach all of us English.

    10. People are rude sha!

    11. This tweet about twin names.

    12. … And this one about Igbo men and their gold shirts.

    13. This wild tweet about cheating.

    14. And this lit remix to ‘Bad and Boujee’

    Maryam

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  • Emma Oh My God wants to scatter our tummies with laughter again! This time around, he’s using Runtown’s ‘Mad Over You’ to throw some serious shade at Igbo girls, especially the fine babes from Imo State, who are a little bit extra with their brideprice demands.

    Imo babes, kuku collect our kidneys because we want to marry you now.

    Shola

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  • Please Who Is Owing Falz Money?
    We love Falz The Bahd Guy, everybody does! He’s one of Nigeria’s favourite rappers because he spits funny but really dope bars and makes good music.

    Why we love him the most is because of his humour, he’s just too funny!

    And just when he released a new Instagram clip, we were happy he blessed us with another funny video.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BIuYXvUBCda/?taken-by=falzthebahdguy

    But he surprised us o! He threw mad shade at the Onigbese people that called him for a show but refused to pay.

    Eh ya! his fans won’t be seeing him perform at the show.

    But what shocked us was how he switched from his signature comedic mode to a very serious, ‘phoney-speaking’ professional.

    Abeg, who is owing Falz money o?

    Come and pay your gbese so people can turn up abeg!

    Maryam

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  • YNaija Dragged P Square’s Paul Okoye But We’re Only Here For The Shade
    Truth be told, new ideas are usually built on older ones these days. Nigerian musicians are great at copying sampling , that’s why Wizkid probably sampled S7ven in Holla At Your Boy while P Square served us Fugees-inspired, Bizzy Body.

    In May 2016, Paul Okoye from P Square directed and featured in a video titled Slow Slow.

    But the guys at YNaija felt he copied Rihanna’s Work dance-hall music video.

    And dragged him for it.

    Paul didn’t take it lightly and went on full blast in their comments section. He even said they will never be as big as Linda Ikeji.

    YNaija continued to be petty and threw more shade at him in their next post.

    This is another case of two people fighting but it reminds us of Wizkid and Linda’s rofo rofo fight.

    Although P Square’s total body of work is almost always based on ‘sampled songs’, and YNaija are just looking for trouble…

    They’ll both be alright in the end jare.

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    Maryam

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  • 18 Hilarious Times Nigerians Were The Pettiest On The Internet

    1. When you go to a restaurant and they are being childish with their prices

    2. When you need to let your girlfriend know the real you

    https://twitter.com/aya__bee/status/686607709228167170

    3. When your mum keeps nagging about “there’s no water in the house”

    https://twitter.com/TheBaejiri/status/641262039512580097

    4. Sometimes let your children pay you back for all the school fees you’ve paid

    5. When you are tired of always being the one to change over when NEPA brings light

    6. When you get free entry abroad and they want to take it away from you

    https://twitter.com/iamtheayology/status/714784469518000130

    7. When you think you snuck out of the house perfectly but your dad had plans

    8. When your Nigerian mum is too big to say I love you

    https://twitter.com/drchubbyy/status/680475913088307201

    9. How to let your boyfriend know he is being annoying

    https://twitter.com/Thelmzkitchen_/status/704694298625888257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

    10. Petty goals 100

    https://twitter.com/0lisa_/status/722108703424520193

    11. When you don’t like the amount for the entrance fee so you get petty about it

    https://twitter.com/TheFimi/status/722744566940614656

    12. When you need to troll rival football teams’ fans

    https://twitter.com/gabesu/status/718785425989570560

    13. When you need your company to improve your salary payment

    14. When you get tired of our president flying upandan

    15. When the restaurant was being childish with the food presentation

    16. When you are asked to describe your ex

    https://twitter.com/unjamal/status/699101367303073792

    17. Nigerian mums don’t play around either

    https://twitter.com/semilooreakoni/status/698252563561447426

    18. The ladies too don’t play with Valentine’s Day gifts

    https://twitter.com/missigho/status/695332170479636484

    Tobi Smith

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  • MediaTakeOut Threw Epic Shade At Adams Oshiomhole And We’re So Here For It

    In two months, these lovebirds will be celebrating the first anniversary of their marriage.

    On May 15 2015, 63 year old Governor of Edo state, Adams Oshiomhole married 36 year old Cape Verdean, Lara Fortes.

    Amidst hilarious reactions from Nigerians…

    But their marriage has only stirred up shade on shade on shade. First from Nigerians who created this meme..

    …From the senator every Nigerian wants to slap right now, Dino Melaye…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3zJmKiZDbA

    And even more recently, the American gossip blog well known for their ratchetness, MediaTakeOut threw this mighty shade in their headline.

    LOL! Na wa oh!

    As if carrying last with the gist was not enough…

    They went and reported a false number on Lara Oshiomhole’s age.

    You can read the article MediaTakeOut shared here.

    But we’re here for the banter jare…

    [zkk_poll post=23477 poll=content_block_standard_format_9]

    Maryam

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  • This is Absolutely The Greatest Trailer Jam of 2016!

    What happens when someone jumps into your jejely resting mentions?

    A Twitter user expressed her concern for the #FreeEse movement

    On August 12th 2015, Ese was taken by a man from her mother’s shop in Opolo, Bayelsa.

    The Twitter user shared her sentiments in a conversation with some of her followers.

    And she shared her opinion on those defending the Emir.

    @sugabelly @idomagirl if you cannot condemn kidnapping and rape as separate and distinct from your religion then you are troubled. End of.

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 28, 2016

    Then this person tried to trailer jam her for her views.

    @larimah @sugabelly @idomagirl All you calling Emir of Kano out.. what has the Govt and Senators/Reps of her state done for her?

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 28, 2016

    She tried to make him understand her point.

    @olalekantunde @sugabelly @idomagirl did you read article at all? Parents are still seeking redress. Emir could have ended issue months ago

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 28, 2016

    But he insisted on his in-depth knowledge of the situation.

    @larimah @sugabelly @idomagirl Missy , i read this story over a week ago. I know what I’m tweeting. So don’t judge on what u just read.

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 29, 2016

    This then prompted her to ask what he was doing in her mentions.

    @olalekantunde @sugabelly @idomagirl Missy, if you read the article, why are you in my mentions asking dense questions?

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    And then he came for her with this tweet…

    @larimah Piece of Amphibian shit.

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 29, 2016

    And she clapped back with this..

    @olalekantunde stop taking about yourself like that. You should really do something about this poor self esteem.

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    And instead of jejely taking a humble bow out of her mentions..

    @larimah lol. Take a look at your image. Lolololol.

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 29, 2016

    She clapped back hard with not just one tweet.. She told him the sad story of his life.

    Do you know the story of your birth, @olalekantunde? It’s a good one, let me tell it.

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    There was once proud old goat in the village, a strong muscular ram, so large it was worshiped @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    Over the years age dwindled it to a shell of itself, but people respected the old goat. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    One day, the venerated ram was crossing the road and got hit by a car. As it lay dying a woman walked up to it. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    She found herself suddenly overcome w/ lust and lay down with it. W/ last breath, the dilapidated goat gave her his seed. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    The woman fell pregnant and every night she worried what horrible beast grew in her womb. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    Would it be a terrifying monster? A deformed creature no one would rest eyes on?@olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    Finally the child’s birth day arrived. The woman hid in the bush and pushed and pushed. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    When the baby slid out the woman hurried to examine it and was disappointed. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    No fearful monster, no thing to inspire terror. Just an ordinary stupid child that wld grow into an ordinary stupid man. You.@olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    So she abandoned you in the bush to be found by the people you think are your parents today. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    HAY GOD!

    When someone tells you the story of your life and ends with how you’re a useless son of a goat.

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    Maryam

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