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  • Happy Birthday Senator Tinubu, We Got Your Birthday Card

    Citizen is a column that explains how the government’s policies fucks citizens and how we can unfuck ourselves.

    Hey, hope you didn’t buy the Nation newspaper this morning, because, technically what you would have bought was a birthday card.

    Big Flex

    Well, this man here bought the newspaper and here’s what he found – a national birthday card!

    https://twitter.com/oluwatroy_/status/1308140316998983684

    And it slaps harder like a Nigeria soldier if you accompany it with a birthday song:

    What do people think about this trojan horse, sorry newspaper?

    1. Investigate them

    2. This is a free copy, right?

    3. What’s more miserable than wanting read miserable news?

    4) Anger, just anger

    https://twitter.com/ti_lokaytobahd/status/1308297905736876032

    Moral of the story:

    1. When you’re big you’re big.
    2. Anything you see in Nigeria, take it like that.
    3. Know the two things above and know peace.

    Doyin Olagunju

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  • Ben Bruce Has Found A New Career On Social Media

    Senator Ben Bruce is one of the most popular Nigerian politicians and businessmen on Twitter (His fingers are always at work).

    When he’s not dropping fake deep quotes…

    He’s starting a movement…

    And failing at it of course, with his infamous book launch.

    https://twitter.com/PRODEEGY/status/702369700433567744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

    He goes on rant after rant.

    https://twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/718134875178414080

    And is now into trailer jamming.

    And clapping back.

    And giving sharp responses to anybody who dares to try him.

    Hay God!

    When the senator you voted for chooses a different career path in Twitter pettiness.

    When you realise he takes time to actually screenshot the tweets and then trailer-jam.

    When you wake up and realise Uncle Ben has started tweeting his “Common sense” tweets.

    Maybe he should take his Twitter fingers to his constituency and put them to work.

    We sha have few words. Uncle Ben, face your work abeg!!

    Maryam

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