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  • Linda Ikeji Is Looking To Seize The Bae And We’re So Here For It!

    Aunty Lin-Lin is the biggest babe in town. If you’re hating, come and show us your house in Banana Island!

    She is one of the biggest names in the blogging (aka amebo) business and she isn’t even done with growing her brand.

    Recently she celebrated her 36th birthday and she said a great husband (to provide consistent nacks), beautiful kids will be the icing on the cake for her.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BKixtd-hX6c/

    That means, all the people claiming to be her bae have just been deceiving themselves sha.

    Anyway sha, those of you that have sense can start filing your applications sharply. Share your thoughts on this in the comments section.

    Maryam

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  • Are Nigerian Men Really Romantic?

    Are Nigerian Men Really Romantic?
    The year of the Nigerian demon seems to be over. People all over the world now believe Nigerian men are amazing.

    Because this Zikoko contributor, Siyanda Writes, is apparently just mad she doesn’t have a Nigerian man by her side.

    I mean, is it too much to want to get asked this question after a long day at work?

    Or to be serenaded like this…

    Who doesn’t like good things abeg?

    Nigerian men when they see this thread.

    We’re just looking at all of them trying to form romantic like…

    Nigerian men that don’t have time to form romantic for anybody.

    https://twitter.com/bolanle72/status/719211505686810624

    Well sha, we’re still looking for Nigerian men that will sing all these orisirisi songs for us. If you find, let us know.

    Maryam

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  • This Hilarious Video Basically Sums Up What Happens When You Try To Break Up With A Yoruba Woman

    This Hilarious Video Basically Sums Up What Happens When You Try To Break Up With A Yoruba Woman

    You used to be so in love with your Yoruba bae and enjoyed your relationship for 7 good years and even wore the same aso ebi to weddings.

    But it’s 2016 and you want to move on to newer things. Your demon traits must sha come to life.

    Don’t even waste your time because one of these could be her reaction:

    She could just jejely wait for you to explain where you think you’re going because of ordinary breakup.

    https://twitter.com/iHermosaaa/status/719664248360673280

    Or just laugh at how you’ve successfully cracked the funniest joke of the year.

    She could simply pull the stunt Toyin Aimakhu did in this hilarious comedy skit and move her things into your house.

    Because what is a breakup?

    Watch the full video here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ifBwuGovm4&feature=youtu.be

    Maryam

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  • Check Out These Extremely Funny Harmattan Pick Up Lines

    Check Out These Extremely Funny Harmattan Pick Up Lines
    It’s that time of the year when we have dry, ashy skin and cracked lips. It’s the season when we inhale dust with each breathe we take.
    But trust Nigerians to make the best of anyΒ situation. We’ve found humour in the harmattan season. Using the hashtag #HarmattanPickUpLines, we’re showing how you can still seize that bae before the year runs out.

    This one about being a shelter.

    This guy who’s forgotten we’re in Nigeria.

    This one about being a moisturizer.

    This guy that obviously studied Geography in school.

    This girl that got her lines from Miguel’s Adorn.

    This guy that stole his lines from Flavour.

    This guy that wants to cover you.

    This innuendo.

    https://twitter.com/Orochymaru_/status/674146368181682176

    This guy had to speak Igbo to express himself better.

    Meaning: :”Let me suck your lips.”

    This smooth operator.

    This romantic guy.

    This one is just a holy fail.

    https://twitter.com/HumbleGlight/status/674164847353966592

    This promise.

    https://twitter.com/OpeCole/status/674159723520860160

    This interesting question.

    This funny guy.

    This Yoruba Boy pick up line.

    chioma

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  • The Most Hilarious Tweets from the Seize the Bae Hashtag

    The Most Hilarious Tweets from the Seize the Bae Hashtag
    We’re officially in the last lap of the year. It’s the month of December and Twitter users have taken it upon themselves to let you know that you still have time to seize that bae. These are the most hilarious tweets.

    This advice.

    https://twitter.com/s_yewande/status/671327702591348736

    This guy that’s ready to be your boo.

    This one that dodged the bullet.

    This one about seizing the bae, even if he or she is far away.

    This guy that was just a Yoruba boy.

    This one about taking your sweet time.

    This one that advices against dangerous seizing.

    https://twitter.com/XANTAPLUS/status/671354148370178049

    This one about not always getting what you want.

    This one about priorities.

    https://twitter.com/Mr_Kooddy/status/671325852416778240

    This one about the unlucky guys that’ll get rejected.

    This prayer.

    https://twitter.com/geenieeus/status/667119204236173312

    This one about Rome not being built in a day.

    This one about the next thing after #seizethebae.

    https://twitter.com/TheKingJhey/status/671024296639258624

    This 2-year prediction.

    This lady that is actively doing something about her situation.

    https://twitter.com/toluadek/status/671399471301939200

    This lady that went for it.

    https://twitter.com/FemiPhoenix/status/609000253099012096

    If you haven’t seized the bae already, you still have time – approximately 30 days to move to the next level in your relationship or tell that guy, or girl you’ve been eyeing that you like them.

    chioma