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Runtown | Zikoko!
  • Rihanna Is Back, But Where Is Runtown?

    We’re still not over Rihanna’s return to music. After taking six years and five months off to sell skincare and make-up products, create a massive underwear company, have a baby with ASAP Rocky — basically, any and everything but music, Rihanna came back with a brand new song co-written by our very own Tems. But in all of this, the only question on my mind is: where the hell is Runtown? 

    The last time Runtown dropped a banger, If E Happen for Lagos, was on December 24, 2020. His break isn’t as long as Rihanna’s, but within this period alone, Wizkid, Tiwa Savage, Burna Boy, Davido, and Mr Eazi have all dropped projects, and I’ve not even added the 50 songs Asake has dropped in 2022 alone

    Unlike most of you, I remember Runtown’s magic. Or has everyone forgotten Mad Over You, the unofficial national anthem of 2016? 

    I guess I’m not the only one who remembers. 

    Mad Over You was a major cultural reset. At the time, Nigerians were finally getting into the new Ghanaian bounce sound after Mr Eazi’s 2013 and 2015 singles, Bankulize and Skin Tight. But instead of just coasting on a similar beat, Runtown took that sound and created something that was truly his own, and it worked. While Mr Eazi continued his formula with Leg Over and Maleek Berry popped up on the scene as an artist with Kontrol, none of these songs could match the energy, Mad Over You had. 

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    Runtown followed Mad Over You with back-to-back hits, proving he wasn’t a one-hit-wonder. In 2017, he dropped Said with Nasty C, Energy and Why with DJ Neptunes in 2017. And by 2018, he came through with For Life, Oh Oh Oh (Lucie) and Gimme Love with Seyi Shay. Before his final hit song, If E Happen For Lagos brought us out of lockdown in 2020, Runtown dropped an extended play (EP)  in 2019, Tradition with the hit single, International Badman Killa

    Another shocking fact: Runtown still doesn’t have a proper album till date — no, Soundgod Fest Reloaded doesn’t count because it works more as a collaborative mixtape. 

    No one asked me, but I’ve decided to put on my Sherlock Holmes winter jacket and find out what Runtown has been up to. 

    He’s been hinting at a new album since 2021

    Runtown has recorded an album. Like, an album actually exists. 

    Exhibit A: 

    After hinting at the album way back in April, 2021, Runtown references the album, Signs, again in May of that year while celebrating the second anniversary of his Traditions EP. 

    The album’s former lead single was announced way back in 2019

    This image from November, 2019 looks simple and harmless (or so I thought), but Propaganda was supposed to be the first single off Runtown’s upcoming album. 

    Exhibit B: 

    Yes, that’s a tweet from September this year [2022] announcing Propaganda as his first single of the year, and Signs as his official album to be released November 18, 2022. 

    This man has even shot videos

    Visuals? So Runtown is hoarding videos? Na wa o.

    New single announced

    Yes, Runtown seems to have exchanged his initial single, Propaganda, with a new song set to be released November 2, 2022 titled Things I Know

    Can we trust Runtown to actually drop new music? 

    No. Just like Rihanna, who told us new music was on the way multiple times, Runtown has been hinting at a single and album since 2019. He was even so sure it’d drop that he tweeted this last year: 

    That being said, if you know Runtown, please tell him that enough is enough, and we can’t take it anymore. 

    Runtown, where is the music? 


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  • 11 Nigerian Artists Who Look Nothing Like Their Real Names

    Personas are important to artists, and that’s what birth their stage names. Since these names are what they give us, they are the only thing we attach to their faces. Nobody really bothers to find out their real names unless it’s absolutely important. Now, it’s hard to explain it, but some of these artists look like their real names. On the other hand, some of them have absolutely no connection to their names, and this article is about 11 artists who fall into this category.

    1. Stage Name: Rema

    Real Name: Divine Ikubor

    Look at the name, then look at the picture. Do you see it? No! Absolutely not. 

    2. Stage name: Mr Eazi

    Real name: Oluwatosin Ajibade

    Will someone explain to me why I thought his name was Kwame or Kofi?

    3. Stage name: Zlatan

    Real name: Omoniyi Temidayo Raphael

    Nobody can tell me nothing. Zlatan is DEFINITELY not a Raphael.

    4. Stage name: Joeboy

    Real name: Joseph Akinfewa Donus

    Donus? I need to question everything I think I know.

    5. Stage name: Reekado Banks

    Real name: Ayoleyi Hanniel Solomon

    LMAO! Apparently, this is what Hanniel looks like.

    6. Stage name: YCee

    Real name: Oludemilade Martin Alejo

    Wait! Didn’t he say he was Omo Alhaji?

    7. Stage name: Runtown

    Real name: Douglas Jack Agu

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    Man, no. Who would have thought?

    8. A-Q

    Real name: Gilbert Bani

    Rapper AQ "Gilbert Bani" Biography: Age, Songs - 360dopes

    Does A-Q have a secret life where he is an author?

    8. Stage name: Seyi Shay

    Real name: Deborah Oluwaseyi Joshua

    Deborah? What else do we not know about?

    9. Stage name: Tekno

    Real name: Augustine Miles Kelechi

    This is a revelation. 

    11. Stage name: WurlD

    Real name: Sadiq Onifade

    Every WurlD’s song I know is playing in my head right now, and I don’t see a Sadiq singing. 

  • No matter how much the highs of a good year take the most avid fan, January inevitably brings with it one question; What next?

    2018 was, in ways, a watershed moment in Nigerian music. A new king took the throne, a new queen sent out her statement of intent, and on the international stage, we won big.

    The question will now be asked of the people who dominated the conversation in 2018, like Burna, and those who, like Peruzzi, have everything to prove.

    These artists may still be reeling from the hangover of a very detty December but it’s never too early for new music.

    Some of my faves have already announced they’ll be dropping new music this year. Others are, well, toying with our emotions.

    But that never stopped anyone from expecting what we deserve. Definitely not me.

     

    Davido – TBA

    Davido

    It seems like a century ago that Davido dropped that debut album.

    Ice Prince was the superstar. Reminisce was finally breaking out. And Davido’s music seemed, to most casual fans, like a labour of love.

    Now, he’s the big dog–record label chairman, international hitmaker and father of two daughters. He’s entering this year at the peak of his powers, with two of the best songwriters on his team and an expectant audience.

    David’s mentions of the project have hardly gone past references to “My album…” but it’s almost certain OBO’s sophomore drops this year. The timing couldn’t be better. God safe us when it happens.

     

    Maleek Berry – TBD

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    I can imagine a future where a white-haired former journalist explains to a room full of kids how a record producer reinvented himself as a pop star over the course of two brief, delicious EPs.

    After learning the ropes as part of Wizkid and Wande Coal’s teams, Maleek is now a verified heavyweight on his own.

    Now established on two continents, and already shaking the right hands in the US, Mr Berry’s debut is due, and he knows it.

    Melodies abound for this man, and Maleek on his day can take you from Ikoyi to Rio in the same song.

    That and his Afropop leanings have reflected on two stellar EPs–now it’s time for the coup de grace and the final chapter of a transition made in Gbedu Zion.

    Santi – TBA

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    “Santino has this city in a headlock”–a tweet read after Santi, the mysterious, dreadlocked rager who makes anthems for a generation rocked a crowd of his peers to a sweat-soaked frenzy at a concert last December.

    Over several years, Santi has built the cosigns, the records, the loyal cult following for the moments that are bound to come.

    He may be little more than the face of the alternative music scene in Lagos now but almost everyone who’s a fan of the kid swears he’s the one.

    After ending the year on a high with “Rapid Fire”, it’s a good thing that Santi began the year by announcing an album for January. We’ve been waiting for a while.

    Wizkid – Made In Lagos

    Wizkid - Made In Lagos

    If you listen to the people who treat music as a lifeforce, the face of Afropop’s tour of the UK and the US is on his way back home.

    Few pop stars can spend a decade topping charts while carrying a genre’s finest elements to new ears around the world.

    But it would be unwise to count Wizkid out.

    His fourth studio album has been touted as a return to the source – to Lagos and the overcrowded studios where it all began.

    It may be where Wizkid finds the sauce to blow our minds again.

     

    Burna Boy – TBA

    Burna Boy

    Burna Boy’s 2018 was written in the stars–a beautiful story of overcoming one’s predilections that you could adapt into 30 languages.

    But it’s over now. And no-one will know more than Burna that you’re only as good as the people’s last memory of you.

    There’s word that last year’s “Outside” is the prelude to something else; a mixtape that took on bigger importance with an international record deal and a few collaborations.

    Now Burna’s settled into big boy mode. Let’s see him swing for the stars.

     

    Falz – TBA

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    Steady, consistent, calculated. Falz is a marketing course waiting to be studied. First introduced to us as a quirky, funny gimmick, Falz now comes up in conversations about new Felas and the best Nigerian rappers.

    All of this while taking statues at award shows and offering poignant commentary.

    He is in the big league now, which is why he must punch at even higher weights. Can Falz take Nigerian hip-hop to a new place? Can he take a very vacant throne even? What happens when he stops trying to be funny?

    This could be the album that answers all those questions.

     

    Tiwa Savage – TBA

    Tiwa Savage

    The only woman in the game who can touch Tiwa lives in France.

    Mummy Jam-Jam is proof that angels never die or get old.

    Just when we thought we’d seen the best, Tiwa underwent a reinvention in 2018 helped undoubtedly by rumours of a fling with a certain Starboy.

    Never mind that while all that was festering, she dropped one of the biggest songs of the year in “Ma Lo” and took a ride on the Duncan Mighty train with one of the better collaborations, “Lova Lova”.

    The Tiwa who made R.E.D seems so far away now. Which is why this one has to drop that album so we can get to know her better.

     

    Reminisce – TBA

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    Reminisce’s nickname literally translates to Chairman. Chairman in the sense of a gang leader who tries to usurp a king of boys, or an indigenous rapper who will hold his own in Queen’s English with the finest of the bunch.

    Staying in the conversation in 2018 would have been enough for Reminisce, but the man’s role in one of 2018’s best movies reminded us of all the things we love about Baba Hafusa – grit, ambition and versatility.

    2019 is the year where Alaga reminds us what he can do behind the mic.

     

    Lady Donli – TBA

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    To some, she’s the female face of the Alte community. To others, she’s the unknown young singer who made a criminally brief festival on the intro to Mr Eazi’s 2018 album, “London To Lagos”.

    Either way, Lady Donli is coming for your necks in a flowing dress, with cowries in her locks and the sensation of an old soul.

    After a year spent in bars and arenas in Europe and North America, she’s back at home.

    Her tweets suggest she’s in the studio, and with the experiences she’s gathered on the road for inspiration, we won’t be against Lady Donli striking gold on her debut.

     

    Runtown – TBA

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    Runtown is like the uncle from Texas who we hardly hear from, until he calls on a Friday afternoon and the entire family gathers around the phone like loyal fans. Label battles have played their part in keeping him away for stints at a time but the singer says the worst is in the past now. If songs like “Oh Oh Oh (Lucie)” and “No Permission” are anything to go by, Runtown has finally found his aesthetic.

    It may seem obvious that we’ll get the laid-back, dreamy Afropop he silenced doubters with in 2016, but that’s fine because it’s just what we want.

    Teni – TBA

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    Love abounds for Teni. Unknown to most at the start of the year, she ended 2018 as the year’s biggest revelation, a viral sensation that is fiercely loved by her fans. Teni ticks all the boxes that should matter–she has the range, she writes like a ghetto poet and her talent for making songs is freakish–as evidenced in those Instagram videos where she makes demos out of unsuspecting friends.

    She’s begun the year with a headstart–the absolutely uplifting “Uyo Meyo” and if we can rely on her record, another single should be in the offing.

    Few Nigerian prodigies have ignored such raw desire for their music over time.

    In Teni’s case, it would be almost criminal, because we know Makanaki can pull off something beautiful.

    Tekno – TBA

    tekno

    As with most nascent spaces, Nigerian music has regularly churned out a new successor (or pretender to the throne) each year–one artist who changes the texture of the popular sound, puts out the year’s biggest single or just shows an astounding level of promise.

    In 2017, that person was Tekno. Yet, despite heavy demand for a full body of work, Tekno chose to ride out on the strength of singles.

    There is little doubt that the man knows his stuff–melody and an innate sense of rhythm drive his music and has also provided hits for peers like Davido.

    Sadly, illness ultimately slowed down his pace as 2018 wound down.

    With all the big dogs dropping this year, it might be time for Tekno to put his hat in the race and finally claim his place.

  • Runtown Attempted a Clapback But Nigerians Are Not Interested

    A few times in the past, Nigerian celebrities have handed out some really juicy clapbacks.

    And most of those times, they absolutely killed it!

    Ah mean, just look at how Adekunle Gold jam this guy anyhow:

    So that was how Runtown too tried to do his own:

    https://twitter.com/Rouvafe/status/871849976946712576
    But Nigerians are not even in support at all.

    This guy thinks Runtown needs to go and be sleeping inside studio instead of wasting his time on Twitter:

    This one thinks the clapback was just weak:

    This one thinks Runtown needs to go and get sense so he won’t “run made over himself”:

    https://twitter.com/Vicky__U/status/871991926500864001

    This guy is just really tired of hearing that Mad Over You song:

    This one thinks Runtown’s tweet just wasn’t savage enough:

    This one thinks Runtown is the big loser and recycler:

    https://twitter.com/OlaamideA/status/871978507559153664

    Oshey! Runtown the recycling agent!

    And so, the verdict is out…

    Runtown has been found guilty of the lamest clapback in history…

    …and is sentenced to 365 days in the studio to produce another beat.

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  • 10 People Who Are Too Thrilled About Ghana’s 60th Birthday

    1. This guy that had to get ‘GHANA’ on his shirt

    2. Beard gang plus Kente sauce

    3. So good we had to post twice

    4. Ghana girls have the sauce

    5. No wonder Runtown wants their ‘shito’

    7. Two cuties

    8. If only Nigeria could make me this happy

    9. Because Ghanaians look happy with their country

    10. The beautiful Samirah Buwumia, Ghana’s ‘Second Lady’

  • Emma Oh My God wants to scatter our tummies with laughter again! This time around, he’s using Runtown’s ‘Mad Over You’ to throw some serious shade at Igbo girls, especially the fine babes from Imo State, who are a little bit extra with their brideprice demands.

    Imo babes, kuku collect our kidneys because we want to marry you now.

  • Wizkid And Runtown Have Made It To The Billboard Charts With Their 2016 Singles And We’re So Here For It!

    All of us, Nigerians especially, will be forever grateful to Wizkid and Runtown for dropping their lit individual singles, ‘Daddy Yo’ and ‘Mad Over You’ at the end of the dramatic 2016.

    Less than 10 days into 2017, club bangers, ‘Daddy Yo’ and ‘Mad Over You’ have made it to number 31 and 38 respectively on the Billboard Twitter charts- basically a list of the most viral songs on the internet.

    How you lose your home training when you hear, “Ghana girl say, she wan marry me o”.

    When your crush says ‘Daddy Yo’ is trash.

    This already shows how lit 2017 will be and we can’t wait for the awesomeness Nigerian artistes will be dropping this year.

    In the meantime, watch the videos of ‘Daddy Yo’ and ‘Mad Over You’ below:

  • You never listen to mainstream Nigerian songs for the content. If you need content, find Asa or Bez.

    So get a banging beat and you’re good to go.  But the fact that we don’t listen to the lyrics doesn’t mean there’s no limit. Sometimes, try. We are begging.

     

    1. Check Up – DJ Mewsic POM ft. Skales, Vector, Hakym the Dream

    skales

    This sounds suspiciously like he got this line from Ice Prince.

    2. Export – MI ft Yung6ix

    6ix

    No. Ehn ehn. Nah.

    3. The Game – Olamide ft. Phenom

    phenom

    This is just disgusting.

    4. Icholiya – Phyno ft. Ice Prince & M.I

    MI_1

    I’m hungry.

    5. The Truth – Vector (Mode 9 Diss)

    vector

    Smelling rap. You can do better?

    6. RIP Drake & Meek Mill – Vic-O

    index

    Greatest. Rapper. Ever.

    7. Prick No Get Shoulder – Brymo

    brymo

    What?!

    8. Bullion Van – MI ft. Phyno and Runtown

    bullion van

    bullion 2

    Lyrical evangelist terrorist.

    9. Freestyle – Davido

    davido

    Well hello, Nigerian Iggy.

    10. Thank You – Ice Prince ft. Choc Boiz

    jesse

    Dear Jesse, this is sad.

    11. Kpansh – Yung6ix ft. MI

    pdtrq

    Now we know he can read the alphabet…wait!

    12. Elbow Room – Mode9

    mode9

    Why in the name of all that is good and evil will I be holding a lemon and a torch?

    13. The Infiltration Mixtape – Cyrus tha Virus

    cyrus

    STOP!

    14. 2Mussh – Reminisce ft. Sinzu & Ice Prince

    ice

    How dare you, Ice Prince? How dare you?!

    15. Comment Tu T’appelle – LeriQ ft. Burna Boy, Dammy Krane, Ozone, & Mojeed

    ozone

    Flying saucer ni.

    16. Ta Lo Sobe – Omo Akin ft. Dotstar, IcePrince, Jesse Jagz, Shadow D Don

    pduvb

    This. Is. Not. A. Good. Thing.

    17. Too Much Money – Iceberg Slim ft. Banky W

    iceberg

    That’s not even… Sigh…

    18. Eziokwu – Lynxxx ft. Various artistes

    lynx

    This is why Glo dropped him.

    19. Taxi Music – X.O Senavoe

    senavoe

    We didn’t want to get it.

    20. Ghostmode – Phyno ft. Olamide

    phyno

    Like a toolbox, I’ve got all your tools.

    21. Omo Naija Remix – Reminisce

    pdvkl

    Baba Hafusa, what is spastic?

    22. Back When – Davido ft. NaetoC

    naeto

    Are you done with that Masters yet? We hope not.

    23. Anamachikwanu – Ill Bliss

    ill

    The horror!

    24. Naija Delta Money – Pryse

    pryse

    Just as well there’s no balcony. I would have pushed you off for this.

    25. In My bed – Wizkid

    wizkid

    LMAO!!!! What??? How???

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    Look at all these lines. Just see.

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    Just stop. Please.

    So seriously, what are the worst Nigerian raps/lyrics you’ve heard?