1. Oga ‘Need for Speed’.
2. The ‘Tortoise’.
3. The ‘Convoy King’.
4. The ‘Road Rager’.
5. The ‘Snapchat/Texter’.
6. The ‘Learner’.
7. The ‘DJ’
8. The ‘Rich Kid’.
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8 Types of People You Will Meet In Lagos Traffic.
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The Stress Of Travelling By Road With Your Nigerian Family
1. When your parents tell you that you’re travelling to the village.
2. How your parents wake everybody up by 4am to start getting ready:
3. When your mother packs the whole kitchen for trip that is just a few hours.
4. When the person praying for journey mercies turns it into a church service.
5. How your parents squeeze you and your siblings at the back:
6. When you still have to share the backseat with load that didn’t enter the boot.
7. When your mother immediately starts playing her gospel music.
8. How your parents look at you if you try to play your own music.
9. Your father, if he has not seen banana and groundnut to buy.
10. When your parents finally put off the AC because of petrol.
11. When your father refuses to stop for you to use the toilet because he stopped an hour ago.
12. When one of your siblings farts in the car.
13. When the phone battery you’ve been managing finally dies.
14. You, when one of your siblings starts dozing off on your shoulder.
15. When you and your siblings start fighting and your parents threaten to drop you on the road.
16. How you come down from the car when you finally reach your destination:
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14 Pictures Only Nigerians Who Have Travelled By Road Will Get
1. When agberos start touching you the moment you enter the park.
2. When they make you fill a manifest with your next of kin’s number and address.
3. You, waiting for the bus to get full.
4. How they pack you in the bus:
5. When one pastor appears to preach and collect prayer offering before the bus leaves.
6. When the bus starts moving before the person you bought gala from has given you change.
7. Your driver, when he sees FRSC and he is not wearing seatbelt.
8. How everyone looks at that person that just keeps shouting “slow down oh!”.
9. When your battery dies in the middle of the trip.
10. When a trailer comes out of nowhere and the driver skillfully dodges it.
11. When someone tells the driver to stop so they can use the toilet.
12. The whole bus, when you reach a military checkpoint.
13. When something happens and the driver says you’ll have to stay over night.
14. When you see your luggage after you reach your destination:
