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  • Usain Bolt Smiled Before Crossing The Finish Line And The Internet Went Wild

    Usain Bolt Smiled Before Crossing The Finish Line And The Internet Went Wild
    Usain Bolt won his 7th Olympic Gold in Rio, and he did it smiling! The 29-year-old Jamaican won the 100m Gold in Beijing ’08, and London’12, and has secured his title as the fastest man on Earth. We got the best internet reactions for you, you’re very welcome!

    Look at this greatness. Soak it in. Now you understand why Usain Bolt broke the internet.

    1. That time he took a selfie while running.

    https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/765095662681722881

    2. When your bad luck sets you in a race with Usain Bolt.

    3. Just look at the other guys dying on the track.

    4. This is how you look at your haters when you see them struggling to get at you.

    5. Or how you flee from this whole ‘adulting’ thing.

    6. Usain Bolt has won at life in less than 100 seconds.

    7. Because of Usain Bolt, it is now very okay to poke nose in other people’s business.

    https://twitter.com/girlposts/status/764996984889602048

    8. Its time for Barry Allen to quit acting ‘The Flash’, because this is the original Flash right here.

    9. That time Usain Bolt featured in ‘Scooby-doo’.

    https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/764983128330874880

    10. And we all agree that Usain Bolt is NOT HUMAN! He’s Immortal!

    11. Looks like someone found out the reason behind the smile.

    https://twitter.com/russbengtson/status/764984345882947585

    12. It appears Usain Bolt’s Mom went to the same training school as African moms.

    13. Jamaicans just could not keep calm after that race, and we totally get it.

  • Nigeria Won Her First Game At The Rio Olympics And We Can’t Stop Smiling

    Nigeria Won Her First Game At The Rio Olympics And We Can’t Stop Smiling
    In case you missed it, the Super Eagles Under-23 Team has clinched its first victory at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games, despite some serious glitches.

    Even after Olivia the Parrot (soccer psychic) predicted a Japan win, the U-23 team beat Japan 5-4, bringing Nigeria her first win at Rio 2016.

    This victory comes as a big surprise, considering the incredible amount of stress the U-23 team members went through just hours before the match.

    The Nigerian sports ministry, ever so organized, somehow had the team stranded in Atlanta, USA. The team missed a flight last Friday due to a communications mix-up.

    Another flight was booked for Wednesday this week, but unfortunately could not transport all the team members at once.

    Minister of Youth and Sports Development, Solomon Dalung while addressing the cause for the delay implied that the government was not responsible for it.

    Planning and logistics for the team is the direct responsibility of the Nigerian Football Federation, but would it hurt if the sports minister showed some concern?

    Delta Airlines had to come to our rescue. General Manager, Mike Lowry, and his team prepped a plane in time for an early flight to Manaus, 6 hours before the game, FREE OF CHARGE!

    The drama did not end there. A wrong National Anthem was mistakenly played before the match.

    Even after that experience, Oghenekharo Etebo scored 4 goals in a single match! That was after Sadiq Umar scored a goal in the first 7 minutes of the game.

    We just want to thank the Nigerian Government, especially the Honorable Minister for Sports, Solomon Dalung, for all the support they’ve shown the Dream Team VI so far.

    In fact, the way our government is treating Nigerian Athletes representing us at Rio 2016 is too wonderful! Continue!

    Against all odds, we see our team is ever ready. According to Team Captain Mikel Obi: “We may be tired and frustrated, but we’re all still together and ready to win gold in Rio.”

    Nigerian Athletes, please continue with the good work o! We wish you all another amazing Atlanta ’96 win!