Resting bitch face

What is ‘Resting Bitch Face’?

Here are 13 things you’ll get if you have this syndrome:

1. When all your extreme emotions look identical:

The struggle.

2. When people think you’re a bad belle because this is how you listen to good news:

I’m actually happy for you.

3. You, whenever people ask “What’s wrong?” or “Are you ok?”

IT’S JUST MY FACE.

4. How people avoid you because they think you are vexing:

Hay God!

5. When people say they thought you were a snob before talking to you.

EVERYTIME!

6. You, wondering if you’ve missed the love of your life because they were too scared to talk to you.

God forbid!

7. When you can’t walk three steps without one stranger asking, “Why you dey squeeze face?”

What is there to smile about? Did you dash me money?

8. What you look like when you actually make an effort to smile.

A for effort, biko.

9. When people stop giving you gist halfway because they think you’re uninterested.

Hian! Should I be shining teeth on top amebo?

10. When you talk and people just assume you’re being sarcastic.

Ugh! Stress.

11. When even your mother always thinks you’re being rude.

See me see trouble.

12. How people react when they find out you’re actually nice:

I don’t blame you.

13. How you feel when you finally find a kindred spirit:

Let us frown together.

NerdEfiko

June 12, 2020

Inside Life

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Different Types of Resting Face

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you definitely heard of Resting Bitch Face. Hell, you might even be one of the few people cursed to walk the Earth looking like they’ll throat-punch anyone that tries talking to them. But did you know that there are different types of resting face?

Yes, chile. Turns out that you’re not the only one who goes about looking like they’re defined by just one emotion. Here’s a list of 8 different types of resting face.

1) Resting Stank Face

They look like they’re constantly smelling a terrible fart or they’re thoroughly disgusted by everything around them at all times.

2) Resting Side-Eye Face

They constantly look like they’re giving everyone and everything a strong look of disapproval or contempt. Don’t take it personally.

3) Resting Eye Roll Face

They always look like they just witnessed or heard something that’s either an obvious lie or something that has left them frustrated or irritated.

4) Resting Nice Face

People with this usually radiate positive energy because they look like that baby sun from the beginning of every Teletubbies episode. Unlike the others on this list, their inner feelings always match their facial expressions so they make amazing friends.

5) Resting Happy Face

If you’re wondering what the difference is between this and Resting Nice Face, it’s that people with Resting Happy Face are usually serial killers. No one, I repeat, NO ONE can comfortably look happy all the time unless they have literal skeletons in their closet. Trust me on this.

6) Resting Sad Face

Even though they always look like they’re going through a heartbreak, just know that they’re ok. Don’t stress.

7) Resting Confused Face

Think of the facial expression you’d have if you were forced to watch a Bollywood drama with no subtitles. That look is their default.

8) Resting Zoned Out Face

The facial expression a friend or smoking buddy would have after they’ve taken a few puffs of the weed but forget to pass it because they’re mentally on their way to Wonderland.

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Different Types of Resting Face

Astor George

March 25, 2020

Inside Life

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